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mybrainhurts
71,603 posts
124 months
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Look, a scruffy bloke...  What to do...?  Yes...
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EDLT
14,579 posts
75 months
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So did you have that picture saved or did you just search for "Ken Livingstone topless" ?
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Monty Zoomer
786 posts
26 months
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mybrainhurts said: Would I right in guessing this thread has not panned out as intended...? Yes. So now Pig Swill is pretending that it was a joke all along and we all fell for it. 
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mybrainhurts
71,603 posts
124 months
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EDLT said: So did you have that picture saved or did you just search for "Ken Livingstone topless" ? Not telling...
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iva cosworth
6,667 posts
32 months
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Monty Zoomer said: mybrainhurts said: Would I right in guessing this thread has not panned out as intended...? Yes. So now Pig Swill is pretending that it was a joke all along and we all fell for it. I fell for it  I am also hoping that he can help me tidy my scruffy front garden on his way home from the Gentlemans club 
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PeanutHead
7,548 posts
39 months
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GetCarter said: Every so often I pop into this forum, and every time I do, I realise why I stay away. GOOD, you're far too nice for the likes of us OP to be here.
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Cotty
24,917 posts
153 months
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GetCarter said: Every so often I pop into this forum, and every time I do, I realise why I stay away. You need thick skin and a few 
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thesyn
388 posts
50 months
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mybrainhurts said: Look, a scruffy bloke... What to do...? Yes... Dear God he just shat in that bag!
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antspants
775 posts
44 months
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mybrainhurts said: Look, a scruffy bloke... What to do...? Yes... I was convinced on first glance that said "bum him".
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MadOne
616 posts
37 months
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PoleDriver said: Loving this thread. It's hilarious. OP, I bet you wished you hadn't opened your mouth now. I agree with all of the above. Mind your own beeswax as you really don't know anything about your neighbours.
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MadOne
616 posts
37 months
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Pig, when I clicked on your name to see your profile (being nosy like you), you had quoted a line from somewhere saying 'A man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man. ...' Have you thought that maybe your neighbour is actually spending so much time with his family that he doesn't have time for all the wee odd jobs that are needing done. You are now a complete hypocrite.
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mybrainhurts
71,603 posts
124 months
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antspants said: mybrainhurts said: Look, a scruffy bloke... What to do...? Yes... I was convinced on first glance that said "bum him". Whoah... 
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Bohally
812 posts
16 months
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Tyrewrecker said: Go and confront him mr confident Another keyboard warrior. OP makes a reasonable post and gets slated... Majority of posters wouldn't say feck all in the real world.
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Brother D
841 posts
45 months
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Tbf I kind of see where the OP is coming from, but I would no doubt find his house equally (very) annoying if cars were out of alignment on drive ways, or god forbid items on shelves were not arranged in height order facing forwards.
Being as people don't change, solution you need to move. Although I now live in serviced appartments where things are as close to my ordered standards as they will get...
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Tonsko
2,543 posts
84 months
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Cotty said: Tonsko said: Your estate manager you mean? :P People always say that when I say estate. I thought housing estate was a common term. Yeh, it is. It was just your phrasing, "The people who run the estate", made it sound like you were talking about 'the staff'. I'm only pulling your leg though.
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Jasandjules
45,368 posts
98 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: You're as bad as the OP. No, I take pictures each week so I can keep a track of the state of (dis)repair of all neighbouring properties  Actually, ours looks amongst the worst from the road now as I attacked our little conifer hedge with manly enthusiasm and it now looks, well, hurt....
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Tyrewrecker
6,419 posts
23 months
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Bohally said: Another keyboard warrior. OP makes a reasonable post and gets slated... Majority of posters wouldn't say feck all in the real world. Your right, i would be way too scared to say 'confront him' to his face 
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AJS-
9,992 posts
105 months
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As so often in life, Deutronomy has the answer - smite them with plague and dispossess them. I can't see any other sensible course of action except rounding up the entire family, and neighbours on both sides who have allowed this unimaginably awful situation to develop unchecked, blighting your beloved village like a puss filled festering sore. Ensure that the blood line ends here by forced sterilization of any known or suspected relatives. Raze the house so no two bricks are joined, cleanse the property with fire then salt the earth that their tainted grass shall never again overgrow. Crucify all guilty parties and leave their rotting carcasses there as a warning to anyone else who may in their darker moments have been tempted to have curtains that are a bit s  t or a cracked window in their vestibule. That'll learn em.
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Pothole
18,021 posts
151 months
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Bohally said: Tyrewrecker said: Go and confront him mr confident Another keyboard warrior. OP makes a reasonable post and gets slated... Majority of posters wouldn't say feck all in the real world. maybe cos the majority of posters couldn't give a s t?
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Doofus
2,463 posts
42 months
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Bohally said: Another keyboard warrior. OP makes a reasonable post and gets slated... Majority of posters wouldn't say feck all in the real world. That's the point you moron. Majiority of posters "wouldn't say feck all" BECAUSE IT'S NONE OF THEIR BUSINESS
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