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The most weird website I have ever seen in my life

The most weird website I have ever seen in my life

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Somewhatfoolish

Original Poster:

3,670 posts

94 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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If you have five minutes to spare, have a look at http://newzeelend.wordpress.com/

All one can say for sure is this guy REALLY doesn't like New Zealand.

MadMullah

4,985 posts

101 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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He really doesnt like New Zealand does he?

I dont think he was a fan of LOTR films either!

site said:
The List of 10 Places NOT to Visit

1. New Zealand

2. New Zealand

3. New Zealand

4. New Zealand

5. New Zealand

6. New Zealand

7. New Zealand

8. Gaza Strip, Iraq and Afghanistan

9. Mexico; Brazil (Sao Paulo); South Korea (especially Seoul and Busan)

10. Malta; Norway (colored people NOT welcome); Finland (see Norway); Tunisia; China [especially on a NZ Passport]; UK (Brighton, London, Liverpool & Manchester); Finland; Ireland; Denmark (especially if you have a suntan); Israel; NYC; Disney World, Orlando, Florida.
OH YEAH!! EVERYONE ITS SAFER TO VISIT BRADFORD THAN DISNEYWORLD!!

take that Mr Disney!!

Simon Brooks

1,339 posts

159 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Clearly someone with far too much spare time, having been to NZ I can honestly say it is one of the few places I would considering moving to

Obviously very upset abou something, maybe a tourism officer for the Aussie authorities laugh

uncinqsix

2,635 posts

118 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Maybe his wife ran off with a New Zealander...

Simon Brooks

1,339 posts

159 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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uncinqsix said:
Maybe his wife ran off with a New Zealander...
Or he got dumped by a sheep
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Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

138 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.

Justayellowbadge

35,996 posts

150 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.
Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.

Life Saab Itch

37,067 posts

96 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Justayellowbadge said:
Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.
So it's not the English Literature Honours degree he gained inside that did it then?

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

138 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Life Saab Itch said:
So it's not the English Literature Honours degree he gained inside that did it then?
You flatter me Sir.

(It was only a BTEC HND.)

dave stew

1,502 posts

75 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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I only hope his grammar's ok - he'd be crucified for that!

Merlin28

658 posts

56 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Someone should send him on holiday to new zealand and watch him explode

KB_S1

5,967 posts

137 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Interesting reading....

So where is the page owner from? They seem to list pretty much half the world as terrible. Including some of my favourite places.

Mobile Chicane

18,513 posts

120 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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People think of NZ as idyllic and crime-free. It isn't.

What you see as a tourist is very different from the reality of living there. I spent a year living and working in NZ and would honestly never go back.

Einion Yrth

14,861 posts

152 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Justayellowbadge said:
Cock Womble 7 said:
Weirdest, not "most weird".

HTH.
Listen to this man.

Several hundred restraining orders are a tough education, but can improve your vocabulary.
Done nothing much for his grammar though; "most weird" is a little archaic but it's perfectly kosher grammatically.

DarrenL

459 posts

83 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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This, weird?

You, my friend, clearly have no google-fu. You also have never search the words "Cake" and "Fart". Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking.

Pesty

35,761 posts

164 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Yeah sure.

Mental is strong in this bloke.

"More foreigners are violently murdered or killed in New Zealand than in any other country with the exception of occupied Iraq and Afghanistan"

iva cosworth

24,319 posts

71 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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Wowwobble

Now where is the British version we can send over to Sangatte[Calais]idea

sday12

4,796 posts

119 months

Saturday 26th May 2012
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What is weird about that.

New Zealand is a well know sthole.

Zwolf

25,027 posts

114 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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DarrenL said:
Search the words "Cake" and "Fart". Yes, it is exactly what you are thinking.
I should not have done that.

DarrenL

459 posts

83 months

Sunday 27th May 2012
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Zwolf said:
I should not have done that.
hahahahahahaha!