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3,709 posts

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Talking to a mate on a long journey putting the world to rights misquoted a phrase but it seemed to work...

"The early worm gets eaten by the bird"

PH masses must have a few more...


2 sMoKiN bArReLs

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104 months

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When my mate was in some bother his dad said "you've made your mountain, and now you must lie on it"


GAjon

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82 months

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See a pin, pick it up.
All day long you'll have a pin.

Whitean3

1,374 posts

67 months

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"Every silver lining has a cloud"
Been using that one for years...

mk1matt

301 posts

34 months

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Throwing a spanner amongst the pigeons. It sounds a bit less harsh than putting a cat in the works!
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Moley RUFC

2,370 posts

58 months

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Whilst justifying a big mac "one in the gum no harm done"

2 sMoKiN bArReLs

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As one door closes another one shuts

IAJO

170 posts

27 months

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if you can keep your head while those around you are losing theirs, you probably havent understood the severity of the situation my son.

DanDC5

6,921 posts

36 months

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Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

I like to use that quite often, purely for it's stupidity.

Gruber

4,121 posts

83 months

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I used to work with a woman who regularly got her phrases muddled. Favourites included:

"I think we're barking along the right lines"

"I was listening out of the corner of my ear"

"I took the bit between my horns..."

"I think that raises more hares than it answers" (my personal favourite)


2 sMoKiN bArReLs

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a friend in need...

...is a pain in the ass

hurstg01

1,892 posts

112 months

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Don't speak eat with your mouth full

BIGDAI

154 posts

80 months

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Where there's a will ............. there's a relative

PHmember

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40 months

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We always say 'Does the pope st in the woods?' or 'Does a polar bear defecate in a frozen wasteland?'.

wolfy1988

891 posts

32 months

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DanDC5 said:
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

I like to use that quite often, purely for it's stupidity.
hehe

bobda

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103 months

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Never eat on an empty stomach.

(Used regularly by a colleague who never used to have his evening meal in a hotel when working away unless he'd had at least four pints in the bar first.)

Kays vRS

1,502 posts

45 months

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I'll burn that bridge when I get to it

Don't put off until tomorrow what can be done the day after

Justayellowbadge

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111 months

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Nowt so folk as queers.

sleep envy

59,323 posts

118 months

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Kays vRS said:
I'll burn that bridge when I get to it
That one does work, well it has in my experience.

Life Saab Itch

34,060 posts

57 months

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DanDC5 said:
Don't look at me in that tone of voice.

I like to use that quite often, purely for it's stupidity.
I believe the full quote is; "Don't look at me in that tone of voice, it smells a funny colour".



West Midlands, ain'tcha? hehe
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