Bad Tats

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Captain Smerc

3,021 posts

116 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Outstanding ! I could imagine talking her round to see me mum thumbup

Gretchen

19,037 posts

216 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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irocfan said:
probably had this lady before...

I think I’d definitely remember if I’d had her...


Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Usget said:
I think even tattooists refer to facial tattoos as "jobstoppers" - slightly tongue in cheek.

Personally I think it looks terrible but whatever floats his boat, given the quality of the work I doubt this is something either he or the tattooist have rushed into without some consideration.
Good one..! roflroflrofl

beer

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Dog Star said:
On the subject of tattooes - Mrs DS and I are on a last minute break for a week in Lanzarote. Very nice, clean place. But the British - I am flabbergasted at how fat they are, it’s jaw dropping. And every single Brit is covered in tattooes - it’s bloody awful and embarrassing. Mrs DS and I often play the tractor game, or spot yellow cars. Here we are playing spot the tattoo-free Brit. Pickings are very very slim.
I have a theory about it. You know how they tried to get ID cards through a few years ago and failed? Well imagine someone saying "You know, what we really need is for the underclass to all brand themselves indelibly somehow, and for them to believe that it's a good thing"

So they got a few 'social influencers' tatted up and the sheep all queued up to be branded, they even paid for it out of their own benefits! Voila! thumbup

Because you're absolutely right. I was in Sainsburys the other day and every single slack jawed cretin was 'inked', it was hilarious! biggrin

They all think they're so individual, just like all the rest! wink


irocfan

40,479 posts

190 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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TBF though I thought that this one was genius!


sc0tt

18,047 posts

201 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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irocfan said:
TBF though I thought that this one was genius!

Until you want to knock one out

irocfan

40,479 posts

190 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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sc0tt said:
irocfan said:
TBF though I thought that this one was genius!

Until you want to knock one out
roflrofl

I do like RJD - but that's taking it a little too far!!

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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irocfan said:
TBF though I thought that this one was genius!

Indeed, must have been funny for a good hour that one, before it got old. smile

irocfan

40,479 posts

190 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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Ari said:
Indeed, must have been funny for a good hour that one, before it got old. smile
and that there is my issue with tats. There are some lovely ones out there, gorgeous, but a tat is for-ever...

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Tuesday 22nd May 2018
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irocfan said:
Ari said:
Indeed, must have been funny for a good hour that one, before it got old. smile
and that there is my issue with tats. There are some lovely ones out there, gorgeous, but a tat is for-ever...
Nah, dunt fink abaht it bruv, it's sick innit. thumbup

BOBTEE

1,034 posts

164 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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sc0tt said:
irocfan said:
TBF though I thought that this one was genius!

Until you want to knock one out
hehehehe Someone should find the person the arm belongs to and tell them!

Usget

5,426 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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Ari said:
Usget said:
I think even tattooists refer to facial tattoos as "jobstoppers" - slightly tongue in cheek.

Personally I think it looks terrible but whatever floats his boat, given the quality of the work I doubt this is something either he or the tattooist have rushed into without some consideration.
Good one..! roflroflrofl

beer
What?

It's not for you. It's sure as hell not for me. But to get a piece of that level of quality done, on the side of the face, the owner would have had to find an artist a) prepared and b) talented enough to do the work. Some of the facial tattoos on this thread can only be explained by the presence of many, many drugs, but this one has been genuinely well done and would not have been the work of a moment. I would imagine that your man is either a tattooist himself, or works in some other job where nobody cares what colour each bit of him is.

It's not the same as those numpties who get "YOLO" slapped on the forehead and then wonder why they can't hold down that librarian role.

br d

8,402 posts

226 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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BOBTEE said:
sc0tt said:
irocfan said:
TBF though I thought that this one was genius!

Until you want to knock one out
hehehehe Someone should find the person the arm belongs to and tell them!
Who is the picture of?

Rawwr

22,722 posts

234 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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br d said:
Who is the picture of?

Ari

19,347 posts

215 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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Usget said:
Ari said:
Usget said:
I think even tattooists refer to facial tattoos as "jobstoppers" - slightly tongue in cheek.

Personally I think it looks terrible but whatever floats his boat, given the quality of the work I doubt this is something either he or the tattooist have rushed into without some consideration.
Good one..! roflroflrofl

beer
What?

It's not for you. It's sure as hell not for me. But to get a piece of that level of quality done, on the side of the face, the owner would have had to find an artist a) prepared and b) talented enough to do the work. Some of the facial tattoos on this thread can only be explained by the presence of many, many drugs, but this one has been genuinely well done and would not have been the work of a moment. I would imagine that your man is either a tattooist himself, or works in some other job where nobody cares what colour each bit of him is.

It's not the same as those numpties who get "YOLO" slapped on the forehead and then wonder why they can't hold down that librarian role.
No one who's deliberately disfigured themselves so obviously and permanently to that extent has given it any serious consideration.

Might be well done, might even be a work of art (it's not, but let's just say), but on the face?

At best, file it under 'seemed like a good idea at the time'. biggrin

dudleybloke

19,841 posts

186 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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br d said:
Who is the picture of?

KAgantua

3,873 posts

131 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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is it Billy Zane?

Zedboy

815 posts

211 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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Ronnie James Dio - rock legend

Adam B

27,251 posts

254 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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Zedboy said:


Ronnie James Dio - rock legend
Aha dad rock - funny looking fella

rovermorris999

5,202 posts

189 months

Wednesday 23rd May 2018
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A small guy with one hell of a voice.