Bad Tats

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Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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TwigtheWonderkid said:
How do you tell a bad tat from a good one? Like knowing when bagpipes need tuning!! They all look/sound awful to me.
you've answered your own question - you can tell because they are all bad, just some are funnier

shakotan

10,709 posts

197 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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Ray Luxury-Yacht said:
I give you 'Travis Barker' - the drummer out of the Rock band 'Blink 182.'

These tattoos are all definitely real - I saw them at the O2 a few weeks back, and the guy was topless with all these tats on show.

He obviously thinks it's cool - hmmm, I don't!

I doubt he got them done for your benefit.

shirt

22,609 posts

202 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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pidsy said:
shirt said:
link?
http://rickgenest.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=59&Itemid=113
ah ok, i thought we were talking about the skull faced kid on jeremy kyle.

pidsy

8,005 posts

158 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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shirt said:
ah ok, i thought we were talking about the skull faced kid on jeremy kyle.
hehe no. That jk guy is just a tt.

sneijder

5,221 posts

235 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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blindswelledrat said:
laugh our tits off in the smug knowledge that we are infinitely superior to them?.
OK.

GBTurbo

247 posts

172 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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vescaegg said:
That was pretty good.

Silent1

19,761 posts

236 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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pidsy said:
If anyone reads zombie boys back story - he has led a very different life to most people!

He has made an enourmous amount of money by daring to be different.
...<snip>...
He's also had a very tragic life, anyone who decides they want to look like a bubblegum wrapper has a problem like it or not.

Also if you want to see more of that, justgo and look at the forced MS13 (insert any other latin gang) prostitutes in prison, if you ever visit they will ask for foundation and lots of it because they look normal but underneath their faces are tattooed in ownership frown

Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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there is something extra annoying about people who have mis-spelled tattoos. You just know that they are thick enough to only be around thick people every day, so they probably never get it pointed out to them and carry on thinking it's aaawwweeesooooommmmeeee

DoctorX

7,298 posts

168 months

Thursday 5th July 2012
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Pique said:
George H said:
My mate had Alan from The Hangover tattooed on his leg when he was pissed in Thailand hehe

At least they made a good likeness of it hehe
That's Dave Lee Travis that is.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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This is the truth: impressionable young people like the music,look at dheads like this with his camera-glare,hat and tatts and want to be like him.

So we now have kids wandering around wearing beanie hats when it's far too hot and covered in dark blue ink because they want other people to think they're cool.

Sad joke of it is the guy above must be late 30s.




Mojooo

12,743 posts

181 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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I remember reading on a forum about a guy who had opted to tatoo his (almost) entire hands and then couldnt understand why it might make it harder for him to get employed.


bimsb6

8,045 posts

222 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Mojooo said:
I remember reading on a forum about a guy who had opted to tatoo his (almost) entire hands and then couldnt understand why it might make it harder for him to get employed.
There's a guy in bedford with his face all covered ,he used to be in the papers regularly moaning he couldn't get a job .moron .

Dixie68

3,091 posts

188 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Mojooo said:
I remember reading on a forum about a guy who had opted to tatoo his (almost) entire hands and then couldnt understand why it might make it harder for him to get employed.
I have tattoos on my hands, (not entirely covering them admittedly), and I'm a senior engineer on multi-million pound projects. Maybe it's because I come from a military background where tattoos are commonplace, but it's never affected my career.

FraserLFA

5,083 posts

175 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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goldblum said:



This is the truth: impressionable young people like the music,look at dheads like this with his camera-glare,hat and tatts and want to be like him.

So we now have kids wandering around wearing beanie hats when it's far too hot and covered in dark blue ink because they want other people to think they're cool.

Sad joke of it is the guy above must be late 30s.

goldblum

10,272 posts

168 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Lol.

Is that a cravat?

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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goldblum said:
Lol.

Is that a cravat?
No, it's his finger. confused

clonmult

10,529 posts

210 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Paddy_N_Murphy said:
Dixie68 said:
I have tattoos on my hands, (not entirely covering them admittedly), and I'm a senior engineer on multi-million pound projects. Maybe it's because I come from a military background where tattoos are commonplace, but it's never affected my career.
I see that as a different type / scenario or respect due.
Not sure I quite can explain it, but there you go.

I shudder at the amount of Neck tattoos that are generally on display these days.
Agreed; someones background/bearing can make a fair difference. The ex father in law was a marine in his younger days, arms covered in tattoos. Never caused him a problem with any career development.

Just being a fairly normal office worker, I made sure that my tattoos aren't visible in normal works attire - I know that some peoples prejudices would cause problems. I'd love to have a full sleeve done, but my career takes priority.

GTIR

24,741 posts

267 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Aciiiiid!

Blown2CV

28,861 posts

204 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Perennial argument. If I was hiring customer facing staff there is no way I would have someone with visible tattoos, as it distracts from how you want to present the company, the customer might feel negatively about it and consequently the company overall, and like it or not it is generally associated with scratters. Yes there are nice ones, yes there are non-scum that have them, but it's like the george cross. You see it and you think of hooligans. That and tattoos seem to be far more common than they should be amongst the fat. My missus (who is very much not fat or scum!) has 3 tattoos, all small and well-hidden and they look nice. Tattoo your neck, lower arms, hands, legs, upper chest or arms if you're a woman then you know what you're getting into!! It's not like it isn't obvious you are permanently drawing on your body. You aren't doing it just for you, you are doing it for everyone else too. You want to project something about yourself. That isn't always going to be seen how you want it to be, and yet you do it anyway. It isn't like being discriminated against for being black or disabled, you did it through choice... and most of the time it looks really st to boot.

I once heard someone liken getting a tattoo as similar to if you had taken the decision in the 70s to only wear flares for the rest of your life.

blindswelledrat

25,257 posts

233 months

Friday 6th July 2012
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Blown2CV said:
I once heard someone liken getting a tattoo as similar to if you had taken the decision in the 70s to only wear flares for the rest of your life.
The only flaw to that is that it is nothing like the same.
Tattoos don't come in and out of fashion so you are never suddenly going to look around and realise you look ridiculous for having one.

Agree that its the permenancy of them which makes them a bizarre thing to do in my eyes.
Anything I have ever bought or owned, or wore, I get bored of after a period of time.
SO if I buy a painting I will put it on the wall and really like it, and then after I have seen it daily for a month it will just become an irrelevance.
So to permanently etch myself with what will definitely be an irrelevance after a period of time, I just can't imagine.