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JontyR said:
Rick_1138 said:
ApOrbital said:
Jaroon said:
Rick_1138 said:
zedx19 said:
"20 year old has his son's portrait tattooed on his face"
"Quaid, Open your mind!"
!
"sorry you cannot have the job.."
"Why not? "
"cos you'll get called babyface....also have you have a f
king huge tattoo of a babies face... on your face "Edited by slartibartfast on Tuesday 28th April 16:44
Rick_1138 said:
zedx19 said:
"20 year old has his son's portrait tattooed on his face"
"Quaid, Open your mind!"Forget that - I just read the other replies. Total Recall (ironically enough).
Sorry I edited my post didn't see yours there.
either way it looks fking horrific. I wonder if, at any point while he's having that tattoo, the guy starts to doubt his choice of tattoo and the decision to locate it on the side of his face? I thought the tattoo of the "White/Blue" dress was bad, but at least it doesn't look like he's got an evil embryonic twin growing out of his head!
either way it looks f
king horrific. I wonder if, at any point while he's having that tattoo, the guy starts to doubt his choice of tattoo and the decision to locate it on the side of his face? I thought the tattoo of the "White/Blue" dress was bad, but at least it doesn't look like he's got an evil embryonic twin growing out of his head!slartibartfast said:
"Hi I've come for the job interview"
"sorry you cannot have the job.."
"Why not? "
"cos you'll get called babyface....also have you have a fking huge tattoo of a babies face... on your face "
"sorry you cannot have the job.."
"Why not? "
"cos you'll get called babyface....also have you have a f
king huge tattoo of a babies face... on your face "Edited by slartibartfast on Tuesday 28th April 16:44
my kids now think Im an idiot (ok more of an idiot) for laughing out loud at the computer screen, but I could seriously see someone saying that to him at an interview, presuming of course he actually ever goes for a job interview.Burnham said:
Shaw Tarse said:
zedx19 said:
"20 year old has his son's portrait tattooed on his face"
Jeremy Kyle said:
The paternity test reveals you're not the father
k is that stupid st you've put on your face you daft ? Some people..."Blown2CV said:
in about 3 years time, his 4 year old kid will ask him "Dad, what the fk is that stupid st you've put on your face you daft ? Some people..."
Some people really need protecting from themselves. I'm not quite sure how it could be done here though. Perhaps registering a tattoo you want on your face months in advance, at least it'd give you some time to come to your senses.k is that stupid st you've put on your face you daft ? Some people..."Generally I wouldn't give a s
t, but its rather annoying when someone else's actions render themselves effectively unemployable and I then get to fund them through life. Some idiot I went to school with (i'm in my 30's now) has a collection of badly done face tattoos, and he's NEVER had a job. Bloody disgraceful that that situation is allowed to happen.KFC said:
Some idiot I went to school with (i'm in my 30's now) has a collection of badly done face tattoos, and he's NEVER had a job.
Come on KFC, it's you really isn't it! 
I agree with your main point, I can't think of any organisation that would employ him with that on his face. He could start something up himself I suppose but what would he do when dealing with clients?
It would have to be Tattoo or music related I'm guessing, or the BBC.
br d said:
KFC said:
Some idiot I went to school with (i'm in my 30's now) has a collection of badly done face tattoos, and he's NEVER had a job.
Come on KFC, it's you really isn't it! I agree with your main point, I can't think of any organisation that would employ him with that on his face. He could start something up himself I suppose but what would he do when dealing with clients?
It would have to be Tattoo or music related I'm guessing, or the BBC.
If you're a rock star, a premier league footballer or a tattoo artist then fill your boots, cover your face hands and neck if you like. Outside of that.... its ridiculous.
KFC said:
Perhaps registering a tattoo you want on your face months in advance, at least it'd give you some time to come to your senses.
I have Tattoo's on both biceps/shoulders/chest and across my back, None of my tattoo's can be seen if I'm wearing a T-shirt. The first tattoo I got was quite large and covered my Bicep/Shoulder/etc. I researched good tattooists and went in a few times to speak to him about design and colour before committing, Even after all that he made me book 3 months in advance so I had a good chance to change my mind. So that face tattoo baby I think the tattooist is in a lot of ways to blame. Where I have had mine done they have a big sign in the shop that says "No Face, Neck or Hand Tattoo's" He's just not interested in tattooing idiots. djt100 said:
KFC said:
Perhaps registering a tattoo you want on your face months in advance, at least it'd give you some time to come to your senses.
I have Tattoo's on both biceps/shoulders/chest and across my back, None of my tattoo's can be seen if I'm wearing a T-shirt. The first tattoo I got was quite large and covered my Bicep/Shoulder/etc. I researched good tattooists and went in a few times to speak to him about design and colour before committing, Even after all that he made me book 3 months in advance so I had a good chance to change my mind. So that face tattoo baby I think the tattooist is in a lot of ways to blame. Where I have had mine done they have a big sign in the shop that says "No Face, Neck or Hand Tattoo's" He's just not interested in tattooing idiots. 
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