Strange things you've procured on a night out.

[Apache]

A Martin Baker Mk6 Ejection Seat (not live)

[Apache]

oh, and an Octopus (smallish)

[mattyn1]

Apache said:

A Martin Baker Mk6 Ejection Seat (not live)

Noone mentioned a wife yet?

[Apache]

A black cat?

[lazyitus]

A lifesize Nigel Mansell cardboard cutout from a petrol station.

[CO2000]

Apache said:

A black cat?

A mate once took a cat back on a drunken trip home, it went mental in his flat though & scratched the hell out of him.
Served him right I suppose

[Twincharged]

sebhaque said:

The wierdest thing I've woken up to is a Jagermeister bandana wrapped around my privates. I can only assume I bought a girl a Jagerbomb while plastered, received a bandana and a "service" from her, only to end up with it wound around my nether regions. Still confused as to how it happened.

Yes, that is the most optimistic possible way of looking at it.

As opposed to, say, a big bandana-wearing gang member spiking your drink, and then using his head adornment to wipe away the evidence.