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prand
2,572 posts
65 months
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Stupid parents of children in schools:
"I'm sorry my daughter MUST HAVE a mobile phone and have it switched on so I able to contact her"
"No, your deputy head did not see my daughter smoking, she was holding a cigarette for her friend. Your deputy head is lying"
and so on...
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Jasandjules
45,354 posts
98 months
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So many things it hurts to think about them.
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boobles
12,154 posts
84 months
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prand said: Stupid parents of children in schools:
"I'm sorry my daughter MUST HAVE a mobile phone and have it switched on so I able to contact her"
"No, your deputy head did not see my daughter smoking, she was holding a cigarette for her friend. Your deputy head is lying"
and so on... I can only assume that you are a teacher? 
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Hysteria1983
1,453 posts
27 months
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boobles said: Being "overun" with foreigners who contribute nothing to society.
Agreed! As an opposite, in Australia, my brother is out of work at the moment, and despite having good savings, he risks being deported simply because he doesnt have a job. Even if he gets married to his girlfriend, they will kick him out. The reason behind that is that they need to have been dating for X amount of time before a marriage license can be issued to none Australian citizens. I wish it were a bit more like that here, if you do not contribute, then you can't live here. That should apply to brits as well, especially as it's lazy british people that have made it look such a fun place to be anyway.
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Skipppy
1,065 posts
79 months
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66comanche
2,369 posts
28 months
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Chrisw666 said: Ali2202 said: It'd be a bit embarrasing if we didn't have anything to be embarrassed about. We'd all be acting like Americans.  It just makes us all too reserved, when the Govt do something we don't like an online petition is linked to a few forum threads. The French blockade and burn stuff. So it makes us not act like Americans or the French, thank f  k for our reserved/embarassed nature! What embarasses me are the people that whinge about benefits/NHS/gubberment/politishuns/tax but never bother voting - usually the loudest bores in the pub.
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toon10
781 posts
26 months
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Hysteria1983 said: Agreed!
As an opposite, in Australia, my brother is out of work at the moment, and despite having good savings, he risksbeing deported simply because he doesnt have a job. Even if he gets married to his girlfriend, they will kick him out. The rason behind that is that they need to have been dating for X amount of time before a marriage license can be issued to no Australian citizens.
I wish it were a bit more like that here, if you do not contribute, then you cant live here. That should apply to brits as well, especially as it's lazy british people that have made it look such a fun place to be anyway. Yeah, there's a difference between those foreign people who come over here to live and work and contribute to society and those who abuse our lax imigration system and come over here to continue doing what they did back home such as pimping out women and selling drugs, etc.
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Cledus Snow
1,475 posts
57 months
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Captain Muppet said: aizvara said: Captain Muppet said: People who don't realise that Eaton is a horrible area in Norwich. Even the street names are inelegant, the main road is "Unthank Road" - ghastly place. Horrible? It's pretty much a separate village with a pleasant river and lots of countryside nearby. On topic: I'm sometimes embarrassed by the segment of the population who blame the UK's problems on resident foreigners. In that case i'm going to add "Google Maps" to my hate list. It showed Eaton as being the bit around Unthank road, well inside the ring road. It's also the posh bit next to Cringleford.
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ratbane
1,260 posts
85 months
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Skipppy said: Our football team. Has the UK got a football team?
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ikarl
916 posts
68 months
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ratbane said: Skipppy said: Our football team. Has the UK got a football team? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Britain_Olympic_football_team yes, HTH
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Fishtigua
2,928 posts
64 months
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hollydog
904 posts
61 months
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I will join in after the olympics have been done. 
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The Don of Croy
978 posts
28 months
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What embarrasses me about the UK ??
Simple.
The shape of the coastline.
I far prefer the outline of Iceland.
Is it just me?
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glassspares
121 posts
54 months
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That the Gov have pretty much allowed UK car companies such as Rover, MG and Tvr with loss of many jobs just fold but give likes of Nissan money to build new models in Sunderland and we throw money at banks who continue to pay big bonuses even when state funded but won't help prop up industry when needed. I wonder how Rover would be doing today had the Gov bailed them out and they had built the new Mini instead of BMW.
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durbster
3,032 posts
91 months
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TheHeretic said: Brits on holiday abroad... You know the type... The sort that demand fish and chips in a local restaurant. The sort that complains because local music is playing on the radio. The sort that is generally annoying, and embarrassing. Absolutely this. I'm only ashamed of the UK when I'm not in it, and I actively avoid holidays where there will be loads of Brits because it's often a horrific sight.
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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TheHeretic said: Brits on holiday abroad... You know the type... The sort that demand fish and chips in a local restaurant. The sort that complains because local music is playing on the radio. The sort that is generally annoying, and embarrassing. Yes I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheep, I mean I'm fed up with going abroad and being treated like a sheep, what's the point of being carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamaris and two veg and sitting in cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh cos they 'overdid it on the first day'! And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Bontinentals with their international luxury modern roomettes and their Watney's Red Barrel and their swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats and forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in to the queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss your bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night there's a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring some tiny emaciated Dago with nine-inch hips and some big fat bloated tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners. And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with diarrhoea and flabby white legs try to pick up hairy bandy-legged Wop waiters called Manuel, and then, once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins where you can buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one night they take you to a local restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keep singing "Torremolinos, Torremolinos" and complaining about the food - 'Oh! It's so greasy isn't it?' and then you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres.
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Ali2202
Original Poster
2,741 posts
73 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: Yes I quite agree with you, I mean what's the point of being treated like a sheep, I mean I'm fed up with going abroad and being treated like a sheep, what's the point of being carted around in buses surrounded by sweaty mindless oafs from Kettering and Boventry in their cloth caps and their cardigans and their transistor radios and their Sunday Mirrors, complaining about the tea, 'Oh they don't make it properly here do they not like at home' stopping at Majorcan bodegas, selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamaris and two veg and sitting in cotton sun frocks squirting Timothy White's suncream all over their puffy raw swollen purulent flesh cos they 'overdid it on the first day'!
And being herded into endless Hotel Miramars and Bellvueses and Bontinentals with their international luxury modern roomettes and their Watney's Red Barrel and their swimming pools full of fat German businessmen pretending they're acrobats and forming pyramids and frightening the children and barging in to the queues and if you're not at your table spot on seven you miss your bowl of Campbell's Cream of Mushroom soup, the first item on the menu of International Cuisine, and every Thursday night there's a bloody cabaret in the bar featuring some tiny emaciated Dago with nine-inch hips and some big fat bloated tart with her hair Brylcreemed down and a big arse presenting Flamenco for Foreigners.
And then some adenoidal typists from Birmingham with diarrhoea and flabby white legs try to pick up hairy bandy-legged Wop waiters called Manuel, and then, once a week there's an excursion to the local Roman ruins where you can buy cherryade and melted ice cream and bleedin' Watney's Red Barrel, and one night they take you to a local restaurant with local colour and atmosphere and you sit next to a party of people from Rhyl who keep singing "Torremolinos, Torremolinos" and complaining about the food - 'Oh! It's so greasy isn't it?' and then you get cornered by some drunken greengrocer from Luton with an Instamatic and Dr Scholl sandals and last Tuesday's Daily Express and he drones on and on and on about how Mr. Smith should be running this country and how many languages Enoch Powell can speak and then he throws up all over the Cuba Libres. Nice rant there Fella!
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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Ali2202 said: Nice rant there Fella! This is an ex Whoosh parrot. It has ceased to be.
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Biggriff
1,902 posts
153 months
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You are wasted Cock Womble ....
No I mean it you must be really wasted
Made me giggle a lot. I think a bit of sex wee came out
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swerni
19,832 posts
79 months
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Fat people.
Playing spot the Brit while in Europe is an easy game.
It's usually the one holding three ice creams and blocking out the sun.
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