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Einion Yrth
10,400 posts
113 months
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Major Fallout said: I have always thought it was best taking revenge by having a better life then them.
Its a nice thought, but normally I sleep with there girlfriends, sisters, daughters or wife instead.
Well I used to but now I'm a good guy. Well if you struggle, as you obviously do, with good taste. The mother is the ideal target.
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It's a me
143 posts
41 months
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An ex of mine keyed my car 14 years ago, I had thoughts of revenge for a long time, retribution can be a b@stard! We are now friends again and have been for a considerable time. As such, I'm in a great place to take revenge as she would never know. At the end of the day, it's not worth having it on my conscience.
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Einion Yrth
10,400 posts
113 months
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It's a me said: An ex of mine keyed my car 14 years ago, I had thoughts of revenge for a long time, retribution can be a b@stard! We are now friends again and have been for a considerable time. As such, I'm in a great place to take revenge as she would never know. At the end of the day, it's not worth having it on my conscience. The best revenge would be presenting her with an invoice for the bodywork, the later the better. 
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Mobile Chicane
14,021 posts
81 months
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Frequently.
By getting on with my life, forgetting about them, and being a happier person for it.
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It's a me
143 posts
41 months
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Einion Yrth said: The best revenge would be presenting her with an invoice for the bodywork, the later the better. I don't think a £4 rattle can bill would bother her too much. I was surprised at how well it blended after I'd t-cut though original red paint and hit a black under coat!
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Einion Yrth
10,400 posts
113 months
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It's a me said: I don't think a £4 rattle can bill would bother her too much. I was surprised at how well it blended after I'd t-cut though original red paint and hit a black under coat! Fair enough, then I suspect any revenge would be overkill, enjoy your newly rediscovered friendship.
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Justayellowbadge
29,453 posts
111 months
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Mobile Chicane said: Frequently.
By getting on with my life, forgetting about them, and being a happier person for it. This. So much this.
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eldar
6,995 posts
65 months
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Justayellowbadge said: This.
So much this. Indeed. But throw a seagull in their car beforehand as a peace offering 
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Major Fallout
4,085 posts
100 months
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Einion Yrth said: Major Fallout said: I have always thought it was best taking revenge by having a better life then them.
Its a nice thought, but normally I sleep with there girlfriends, sisters, daughters or wife instead.
Well I used to but now I'm a good guy. Well if you struggle, as you obviously do, with good taste. The mother is the ideal target. Not sure about my taste, but by the looks of it I do struggle with my spelling.
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crmcatee
3,953 posts
96 months
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Don't get mad. Get even.
Wait till they're on holiday and they've given you the keys to look after their house when they're away (having primed them before hand you'd be more than happy too).
Then either
A: Brick up their garage entrance so they open the door and it's all bricks.
or
B: Put their house on the market for sale so they come back to FOR SALE signs in the garden and all the neighbours talking on why they've gone away in a rush.
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mrmr96
11,958 posts
73 months
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Carthage said: Perhaps I should explain?
I have all the ingredients for taking revenge - been wronged, Explain better/
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Zwolf
22,321 posts
75 months
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I generally try to live a life so as to never give anyone cause to behave in such a manner that might cause either someone else to feel vengeful toward me or me to feel vengeful toward another. However, things do happen in life that go against the grain. Life's too short to spend any more of it in a negative emotional state than is absolutely necessary and it also has ways of dealing with people who deal s  t to others. Life can be far more cruel than I can usually imagine, let alone imagine enacting and getting away with. I let myself go as far as plotting what I could do and how I would avoid suspicion and apprehension - which is usually where the doubts start to creep in, nobody to date has ever been worth my liberty. The mental exercise of planning is quite sufficient. Then I just get on with my life, having cut that person - which includes close family - or situation out of it entirely.
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VinceFox
14,232 posts
41 months
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Zwolf said: I generally try to live a life so as to never give anyone cause to behave in such a manner that might cause either someone else to feel vengeful toward me or me to feel vengeful toward another. However, things do happen in life that go against the grain. Life's too short to spend any more of it in a negative emotional state than is absolutely necessary and it also has ways of dealing with people who deal s t to others. Life can be far more cruel than I can usually imagine, let alone imagine enacting and getting away with. I let myself go as far as plotting what I could do and how I would avoid suspicion and apprehension - which is usually where the doubts start to creep in, nobody to date has ever been worth my liberty. The mental exercise of planning is quite sufficient. Then I just get on with my life, having cut that person - which includes close family - or situation out of it entirely. Stop ignoring my calls.
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ColinM50
1,007 posts
44 months
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Many years ago got even with a boss who sacked me by just loosening one of his brake bleed nipples a half turn or so. Took him 150 miles for his brake warning light to come on and he ended up being recovered by the AA and had to book into a hotel. His wife, in a fit of generosity drove to pick him up only to find him shacked up with another woman. So I got my revenge in an unexpected way since he got his P45 too.
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Justayellowbadge
29,453 posts
111 months
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ColinM50 said: Many years ago got even with a boss who sacked me by just loosening one of his brake bleed nipples a half turn or so. Took him 150 miles for his brake warning light to come on and he ended up being recovered by the AA and had to book into a hotel. His wife, in a fit of generosity drove to pick him up only to find him shacked up with another woman. So I got my revenge in an unexpected way since he got his P45 too. You f ked with his brakes? Really? If it happened, which I doubt, you're not just a , but an attempted murderer. Oh, and a .
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Terminator X
2,133 posts
73 months
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I treat people like they treat me so any wrongdoing would be recipricated (sp?).
TX.
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yajeed
3,930 posts
123 months
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ColinM50 said: Many years ago got even with a boss who sacked me by just loosening one of his brake bleed nipples a half turn or so. Took him 150 miles for his brake warning light to come on and he ended up being recovered by the AA and had to book into a hotel. His wife, in a fit of generosity drove to pick him up only to find him shacked up with another woman. So I got my revenge in an unexpected way since he got his P45 too. Admitting to attempting to endanger someone on a public forum is probably a very bad idea. Giving your full name on the website linked in your profile is also probably a bad idea too.
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Hysteria1983
1,453 posts
27 months
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yajeed said: ColinM50 said: Many years ago got even with a boss who sacked me by just loosening one of his brake bleed nipples a half turn or so. Took him 150 miles for his brake warning light to come on and he ended up being recovered by the AA and had to book into a hotel. His wife, in a fit of generosity drove to pick him up only to find him shacked up with another woman. So I got my revenge in an unexpected way since he got his P45 too. Admitting to attempting to endanger someone on a public forum is probably a very bad idea. Giving your full name on the website linked in your profile is also probably a bad idea too. It's scary what some people admit to on here!
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Steffan
6,187 posts
97 months
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yajeed said: ColinM50 said: Many years ago got even with a boss who sacked me by just loosening one of his brake bleed nipples a half turn or so. Took him 150 miles for his brake warning light to come on and he ended up being recovered by the AA and had to book into a hotel. His wife, in a fit of generosity drove to pick him up only to find him shacked up with another woman. So I got my revenge in an unexpected way since he got his P45 too. Admitting to attempting to endanger someone on a public forum is probably a very bad idea. Giving your full name on the website linked in your profile is also probably a bad idea too. Good advice. I recommend the Chinese proverb. "He who seeks revenge, should dig two graves". Good advice
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Ikemi
6,040 posts
74 months
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FreeLitres said: No doubt, great to dish out. Would you like to receive it though?  Isn't that one of Mansory's more low budget modifications?
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