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Shay HTFC
2,952 posts
58 months
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My coffee tastes a bit more watery than usual. I don't like it.
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drivin_me_nuts
13,785 posts
80 months
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DickyC said: When the London Eye was shiny and new, Mrs C treated me to a "flight" (as we were encouraged to call it) for my birthday. We abandoned the car in Dolphin Square and hailed a cab on the Embankment.
"The London Eye, please."
"Certainly. Jump in."
Off we went; there was the London Eye getting bigger and bigger as we approached; there was the London Eye; there was the London Eye getting smaller in the rear window, out of range of any one way scheme imaginable.
"Er, where are we going?" I enquired, concerned about the meter.
"The London Eye Hospital," said the driver cheerily.
"No, the London Eye. You know, the big Ferris Wheel by County Hall."
It takes quite a lot to embarrass a Londonn cabby, but we had succeeded.
"Sorry, you're my first fare there!"
Today I found out the tradition is "the first fare is free." I don't reckon I'd find him now. Quite possibly not. Trivial news of the day. Ms DMN (well, what else can I call her?) is shaping up to be rather amusing indeed. Monday she is going somewhere that demands she fasts until midnight on Sunday. Cue us going to an all night CrappD's at 20 to midnight as she is hungry and worried that by 2pm the following day she will be grumpy and malnourished. Really, says I. Malnourished... is that the word you wanted to use? I have been reminding her of it on occasion since. I suggested that it would take a number of days if not weeks for that to be the case. Women have a certain kind of look at times...
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DickyC
9,625 posts
67 months
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Karak said: spent ages at my last job trying to wangle one. A bloke at a place I worked once was caught trying to wangle one. He was held up to the same amount of ridicule as the bloke who made the discovery by looking under the partition.
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KaraK
10,624 posts
78 months
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DickyC said: Karak said: spent ages at my last job trying to wangle one. A bloke at a place I worked once was caught trying to wangle one. He was held up to the same amount of ridicule as the bloke who made the discovery by looking under the partition. 
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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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It's official, I'm off the wagon... Stood in t'rain with the fitters, coffee in one hand and fag in t'other 
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Waugh-terfall
17,990 posts
69 months
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Abstract Reasoning can officially do one.
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Life Saab Itch
34,085 posts
57 months
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NoVetec
5,810 posts
42 months
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KaraK said: You must be new here.. do you like MX-5s? Only on Wednesdays.
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Justayellowbadge
Original Poster
29,479 posts
111 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: Quite possibly not.
Trivial news of the day. Ms DMN (well, what else can I call her?) is shaping up to be rather amusing indeed. Monday she is going somewhere that demands she fasts until midnight on Sunday. Cue us going to an all night CrappD's at 20 to midnight as she is hungry and worried that by 2pm the following day she will be grumpy and malnourished. Really, says I. Malnourished... is that the word you wanted to use? I have been reminding her of it on occasion since. I suggested that it would take a number of days if not weeks for that to be the case. Women have a certain kind of look at times... Did you mean from midnight on Sunday? Because otherwise malnourished may indeed be accurate.
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KaraK
10,624 posts
78 months
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NotDave said: It's official, I'm off the wagon... Stood in t'rain with the fitters, coffee in one hand and fag in t'other Just don't mention the delciously heady, intoxicating sensation of nicotine in front of JAYB
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KaraK
10,624 posts
78 months
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NoVetec said: KaraK said: You must be new here.. do you like MX-5s? Only on Wednesdays. I think that's acceptable. Tick the appropriate boxes on the form and submit it complete with urine sample to Papa Trivia and you'll recieve the committee's decision in 4-6 weeks.
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KaraK
10,624 posts
78 months
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Waugh-terfall said: Abstract Reasoning can officially do one. Annoying job application?
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drivin_me_nuts
13,785 posts
80 months
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Waugh-terfall said: Abstract Reasoning can officially do one. 'A man walks in to an Audi dealer with a small deposit. He gets offered an A6 on finance for the cost of his arm, leg and half his scrotum content. Later, the same man walks into a Skoda dealership and if offered a Superb for less money. Explain in abstract terms, using only a fish, a parrot and a piece of string, why the A6 would be a better ownership propisition'.
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GroundEffect
7,214 posts
25 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: Waugh-terfall said: Abstract Reasoning can officially do one. 'A man walks in to an Audi dealer with a small deposit. He gets offered an A6 on finance for the cost of his arm, leg and half his scrotum content. Later, the same man walks into a Skoda dealership and if offered a Superb for less money. Explain in abstract terms, using only a fish, a parrot and a piece of string, why the A6 would be a better ownership propisition'. Oh oh I've heard the punchline of this one. Is it 12?
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captainzep
11,468 posts
61 months
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Waugh-terfall said: Abstract Reasoning can officially do one. Puzzles!!! I love puzzles! Can I have a go?
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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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KaraK said: Just don't mention the delciously heady, intoxicating sensation of nicotine in front of JAYB It was beyond bliss. I now feel dirty, ashamed and like I want to cough a fair bit.... But alas, the pack is only 60% gone, can't quit now
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Council Baby
16,128 posts
59 months
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GroundEffect said: Oh oh I've heard the punchline of this one.
Is it 12? Don't quote the idiot, you'll encourage him
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captainzep
11,468 posts
61 months
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NotDave said: It was beyond bliss.
I now feel dirty, ashamed and like I want to cough a fair bit.... But alas, the pack is only 60% gone, can't quit now Does it say "Double the risk of testicular and penile cancer" on the pack?
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Justayellowbadge
Original Poster
29,479 posts
111 months
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captainzep said: NotDave said: It was beyond bliss.
I now feel dirty, ashamed and like I want to cough a fair bit.... But alas, the pack is only 60% gone, can't quit now Does it say "Double the risk of testicular and penile cancer" on the pack? This is PH. No-one cares about the fate of the unemployed.
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Aizle
11,704 posts
44 months
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Found you. 
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