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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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Carthage said: In that case, you've ticked back the years almost to prepubescence. Result!
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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Pissed at 0445.
That's wrong, right?
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Life Saab Itch
34,059 posts
57 months
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It's the afternoon somewhere...
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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First beer of the week.
Nothing driving-related to do today.
Got all day to sleep.
Maybe going out tonight.
It's a new foreign lager from the corner shop what I bought yesterday in preparation for right now.
I'm five cans in out of six.
I love you all.
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Life Saab Itch
34,059 posts
57 months
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Cock Womble 7
29,908 posts
99 months
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It's my lifestyle choice.
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Life Saab Itch
34,059 posts
57 months
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"Hi LSI, we've got a really easy run for you today. Just pop down to the Morrisons Northampton depot will you..."
What? You mean the one on M1 J15A, the busiest motorway junction in britain this weekend? Great. Cheers.
Bellends.
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KaraK
10,604 posts
78 months
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LSI: If going near Silverstone you might encounter an incredibly smug sonic, if so be a darling and crush him beneath your truck for me. Thanks! And does anybody know why the f  k I'm awake?
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Life Saab Itch
34,059 posts
57 months
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I'm here.
Wasn't that bad TBH.
It's dry today so not that much muppet driving going on.
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EvoDelta
5,978 posts
59 months
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Morning all.
I've never broken a bone. It would quite annoying to get to the age of 34, and only realise now that I'm invincible.
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McAndy
4,921 posts
46 months
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Morning All. Today is the first day of the rest of our lives. Or something.
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JayTee94
10,974 posts
26 months
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Morning All. Art - What are your thoughts on the Citroen C1? I know you had one as a first car.. 
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Life Saab Itch
34,059 posts
57 months
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JayTee94 said: Morning All. Art - What are your thoughts on the Citroen C1? I know you had one as a first car.. Starter motors that last a month. Ask 10PS. You can get far better cars for what one of those would cost.
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Carthage
2,969 posts
13 months
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Goodnight, everyone.
Wake me on Monday morning, thanks.
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Council Baby
16,100 posts
59 months
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Carthage said: I win then - I've broken all but two fingers, most toes, my leg, my collar bone, dislocated an ankle, knee, and shoulder, been knocked out about three times, had stitches in my head, knee and hand, torn ligaments in all wrists/ankles/neck and hip joint.
I'm an accidental self-harmer.  Nope, you'll have to do better than than loser  What the f k was I doing getting up at 5.45?
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EvoDelta
5,978 posts
59 months
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Must... stop... looking... at... M5s.
Damn you Aizle!
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PoleDriver
20,229 posts
63 months
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Carthage said: Goodnight, everyone.
Wake me on Monday morning, thanks. Goodnight! Sleep well. 
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slopes
27,607 posts
56 months
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Council Baby said: Nope, you'll have to do better than than loser What the f k was I doing getting up at 5.45? Judging by your spelling, still drinking 
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Carthage
2,969 posts
13 months
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Shhhhhhh, all you loud people with your weird accents... 
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Council Baby
16,100 posts
59 months
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slopes said: Council Baby said: Nope, you'll have to do better than than loser What the f k was I doing getting up at 5.45? Judging by your spelling, still drinking ? Say what, retard midget?
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