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Council Baby

16,127 posts

59 months

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Silent1 said:
Makes a st load more sense than the tell us something thread!!!
biglaugh

mybrainhurts

71,633 posts

124 months

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Loaded mouse traps in every pocket.

One day, I WILL nail a pickpocket..smile

Papa Hotel

9,594 posts

51 months

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mybrainhurts said:
Loaded mouse traps in every pocket.

One day, I WILL nail a pickpocket..smile
There's a bad joke in there somewhere... something about stealing your "H" or keys, something along those lines.

Hairspray

6,153 posts

76 months

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Front right- Phone and cigs.
Front left- Keys and wallet.

Would be scared of losing it if I put my wallet in my back pocket.

Any other combo feels wrong. This way I know I have everything smile

mybrainhurts

71,633 posts

124 months

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Papa Hotel said:
mybrainhurts said:
Loaded mouse traps in every pocket.

One day, I WILL nail a pickpocket..smile
There's a bad joke in there somewhere... something about stealing your "H" or keys, something along those lines.
Awa' wi' ye, ye scabby chimp...irked

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Papa Hotel

9,594 posts

51 months

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mybrainhurts said:
Awa' wi' ye, ye scabby chimp...irked
getmecoat

elvismiggell

906 posts

20 months

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Front right; car and door keys.
Front left; phone.
Rear left; wallet.

Once I get into the car;

Phone in centre cubby behind the handbrake.
Wallet in the door bin.

Bibbs

1,891 posts

79 months

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Trousers : nothing.

Jeans :
Right rear - wallet
Right front - right hand.
Left front - left hand.

My phone will be in one of my hands, or in my jacket.

fathomfive

6,889 posts

59 months

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Left Front - wallet
Right front - mobile / loose change
Right rear - glasses cloth, car keys
Left rear - spare capacity.

If I've a coat on, the wallet goes into a coat pocket and the mobile switches to the left front trouser pocket.

vladcjelli

1,296 posts

27 months

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Left front - Mobile & asthma inhaler (just in case)
Right front - Sometimes wallet & change
Nothing in the rear pockets, wouldn't want to spoil the view. (Or because with my supersize-me lower section, trying to fit things in both sides is asking for material fatigue with potentially embarrassing consequences.)

To reduce bulk, normally keys and wallet live in whatever coat/jacket I'm carting around with me, like having a man bag, but nowhere near having a man bag.

C.A.R.

1,276 posts

57 months

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I hate having stuff in my pockets but I guess it's better than the 'manbag' alternative.

All of those who keep their wallet in their front pocket - how does that work? My wallet is square-shaped and quite thick (full of loyalty cards and receipts, rather than cash) and I'd look a bit odd with that stuffed in my front pocket.


carreauchompeur

10,650 posts

73 months

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King Herald said:
Seriously, this is a thread about what you put in your pockets, and where?
Manbag for you then Sir?

ajprice

7,227 posts

65 months

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Front left: wallet. Front right: keys and phone (in a case and screen protector, its ok). Back pockets: change, sometimes split into coppers in one pocket and pounds and silvers in the other.

Andy_sx

2,313 posts

75 months

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Front left: phone (personal)
Front right: phone(work) and keys
Back right: wallet
Back left: poo bags if I'm out with the dog

Smokes go in whatever pocket has the best capacity in the front

CraigMST

2,840 posts

34 months

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Right : Mobile and card holder
Left : Keys

Strange how the majority have the phone in the right, keys in the left.
Just feels right there being more weight on the right side.
Connection with being right handed/footed?

hollydog

909 posts

61 months

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Front left ; phone
Front right money and keys.
Back right rev,s card.
Back left Rennies.
Front right small pocket condom. (Think its out of date by now).curse

carreauchompeur

10,650 posts

73 months

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hollydog said:
Front right small pocket condom. (Think its out of date by now).curse
Is there any other use for that little jeans pocket?

I generally have two in there. Unbridled optimism!

The Hypno-Toad

7,004 posts

74 months

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left - hankerchief soaked in chlorform, medium sized flick knife.

right - small roll of electrical tape, keys to the van.



What? confused

carreauchompeur

10,650 posts

73 months

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Hey, I just met you.
And this is crazy!
But


GET IN THE VAN.

PeanutHead

7,548 posts

39 months

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Left pocket = Left hand.
Right pocket = Right hand.
Back pocket = empty.
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