That was me

Oops must pay more attention!

As I posted the reply I had a feeling it wasn't going to end well. Turns out I was right

When i was having a few financial issues i borrowed money from my old flatmate to take his girlfriend out, get us both trollied and then have a spot of alfresco sex with her on the way back home, quite a few times.

Then when he lost his job due to missing a few shifts (he claimed it was caused by depression which he blamed on thinking his girlfriend was cheating on him) his sister came to stay to look after him.

In my defence he never paid his damn rent on time, had a massive white powder problem and both of the girls in question were really hot. And i am a disgraceful human being.

I got kicked out of a steps concert. Twice. After the first time I ran back in because I thought my friends didn't notice I had been asked to leave. Then the entire security team of the NEC escorted me out.

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Context is everything here...

Arooogahhhh!

I have just been reading the childhood experiments thread and this remindeded me of a confession that involves no nudity, sex and only a smattering of underage drinking.

To anyone who knows the A30 in Surrey (specifically by the Fire Station/Old Dean) and to anyone who used to use the M3, M25, A322, A30 and The BVR who was effected i must apologise.
During our school underage drinking holidaystudy leave myself and a few other of Bagshot's hard working and responsible GCSE Students were returning on foot from a night at a pub with very relaxed age restrictions in Camberley. We were merry and as we reached the Fire Station we noticed that there were cones out and roadwork signs and a small diversion set up as one lane of the road was closed. With the excuberence of youth and a lot of local knowledge we proceeded to reverse the diversion route slightly (so it took people up to the one way stretch of Gibbet Lane rather than down it) and move the cones so that both side of the road were now blocked and all the traffic for the A30 would be required to head down the same single lane stretch of road.
This caused a slight blockage in the morning on the A30, which eventually led to issues on the BVR, and the M3, and the A322 and finally on the M25 all of which couldn't be rectified because the workmen were stuck in the resultant traffic also on the M3, 8 miles away.

If any locals are reading this then i must apologise. Especially as no one owned up to it until a couple of years ago so we escaped without punishment at the time.

On that note a few years ago we
our friends may have slightly altered the temporary roundabout outside maison blanche so that you could get onto it but there were no exits........