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McHaggis
7,785 posts
24 months
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DJRC said: The last time I drove through WGC the whole damn road system was dug up anyway!!! It always looks like that.
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BliarOut
53,515 posts
108 months
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I once had a whole bucket of water thrown on me by a prostitute in Amsterdam.
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McHaggis
7,785 posts
24 months
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BliarOut said: I once had a whole bucket of water thrown on me by a prostitute in Amsterdam. Did you have to pay extra?
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Vieste
9,120 posts
29 months
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Blair if you are still in prison cheers chap  
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Fast Bug
633 posts
30 months
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When I was at school on of the teachers moved in to the house opposite one of my friends. So we ordered him a skip. Or three. And some sand. And bricks. And a lot of timber. All for cash on delivery from several local builders merchants. We also ordered him some pizza as we thought he'd be hungry after turning all of the deliveries away. A few years later on the way back from the pub we shut the entire road off so we could play football in peace the next day. I'll keep my other confessions to myself though 
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omgus
4,880 posts
44 months
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I'm so glad it isn't just me who closed off the odd road.
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DanDC5
6,937 posts
36 months
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I've never closed a road, I have opened one though....
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PetrolDriver
781 posts
16 months
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When I was about 8 or 9 I was holidaying in Mallorca with the family.
Me and my little friend went off exploring around the hotel and found the crafty smoking spot of one of the staff. He left his cigarette box and lighter there as it was in a part of the hotel that nobody would bother going, unless you were a naughty little 8 or 9 year old... which I was.
Well I stole them, and sneaked out the back of the hotel to some wooded bit with my little friend and we tried smoking. There is confession no.1 - not too bad I hear you say.
Well, after I got bored of smoking, which wasn't very long after lighting it and after a lot of coughing, I chucked the cigarette away and ran back to the hotel. See where this is going yet?
About 30 mins later, we see black smoke rising up above the hotel, then we hear lots of sirens. Me and my new smoking buddy go to check it out. We'd set an entire Mallorcan forest on fire, burnt out two cars and a house. We absolutely shat outselves and to this day I have never admitted this to anyone.
Sorry Mallorca, sorry Mum and Dad... IT WAS ME!!!
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Eddh
4,051 posts
61 months
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I once closed off a road for an illegal street race.
When a pizza delivery bloke got pissed off with us my mate yelled to him 'Roads closed pizza boy - find another way home'
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PoleDriver
Original Poster
20,230 posts
63 months
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When I was at college studying my ONC I had missed an assignment. I decided to try and buy a bit more time so I wrapped a piece of stiff card around my right arm and covered it with a very long thick bandage. The whole scam was then finished off with a sling. The tutor was impressed that I'd even bothered to come in to college and gave me an extra week to finish my assignment!  They never questioned how I'd managed to drive from The City out to Southall like that, nor did they even ask why it was my left arm which was in the sling for the afternoon session! 
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Mobile Chicane
14,028 posts
81 months
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This is really terrible, and I'm really not proud, however here goes. One of my university flatmates was a real b  h. I'm generally pretty laid-back and slow to anger, but when I do, I really do. I won't go into the details of what she did, since it's a long and boring story - like all of my big mistakes in life it involved a man - but she caused me a great deal of anguish. So, I stole some E.coli bacteria from the biology lab and doctored her food with it. She was really ill. Ha.
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JFReturns
2,504 posts
40 months
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PoleDriver
Original Poster
20,230 posts
63 months
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Mobile Chicane said: This is really terrible, and I'm really not proud, however here goes. One of my university flatmates was a real b h. I'm generally pretty laid-back and slow to anger, but when I do, I really do. I won't go into the details of what she did, since it's a long and boring story - like all of my big mistakes in life it involved a man - but she caused me a great deal of anguish. So, I stole some E.coli bacteria from the biology lab and doctored her food with it. She was really ill. Ha.  "Memo to self" 1) Never piss MC off! 2) If you do, keep plenty of distance between ourselves, and don't open any strange packages!
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PetrolDriver
781 posts
16 months
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Mobile Chicane said: This is really terrible, and I'm really not proud, however here goes. One of my university flatmates was a real b h. I'm generally pretty laid-back and slow to anger, but when I do, I really do. I won't go into the details of what she did, since it's a long and boring story - like all of my big mistakes in life it involved a man - but she caused me a great deal of anguish. So, I stole some E.coli bacteria from the biology lab and doctored her food with it. She was really ill. Ha. Ah, hello friend, anything I can do for you?
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Mobile Chicane
14,028 posts
81 months
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PoleDriver said: Mobile Chicane said: This is really terrible, and I'm really not proud, however here goes. One of my university flatmates was a real b h. I'm generally pretty laid-back and slow to anger, but when I do, I really do. I won't go into the details of what she did, since it's a long and boring story - like all of my big mistakes in life it involved a man - but she caused me a great deal of anguish. So, I stole some E.coli bacteria from the biology lab and doctored her food with it. She was really ill. Ha. "Memo to self" 1) Never piss MC off! 2) If you do, keep plenty of distance between ourselves, and don't open any strange packages! S'all right Poley, I'm harmless now. But you'd be right never to p s off a wimmins with a working knowledge of microbiology, moreover explosives.
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crazy about cars
2,322 posts
38 months
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I once had a 3some...and 2 of them were lesbians...
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stuartmmcfc
1,115 posts
61 months
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We had an ex-policeman living hear us who liked to live like he was in the "good life", keeping a few animals and growing all his own food. one day i was round playing with his son when I noticed he had a bonfire going. While "David" popped inside I "allowed" a burning twig to find its way into the straw bales his Dad kept at the other end of the garden Even I was surprised how quick it all went up. The bit I'm really ashamed off though is hiding in the toilet while his Dad went berserk and gave "David" a good hiding> Sorry "David" 
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PoleDriver
Original Poster
20,230 posts
63 months
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Mobile Chicane said: S'all right Poley, I'm harmless now. But you'd be right never to p s off a wimmins with a working knowledge of microbiology, moreover explosives... ... Knives, martial arts, kitchen implements etc, etc.
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Council Baby
16,128 posts
59 months
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crazy about cars said: I once had a 3some...and 2 of them were lesbians... Meh.
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Mobile Chicane
14,028 posts
81 months
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Go on, CB. Cough.
I'm sure that even the mildest of your exploits would knock most into a cocked hat.
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