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g3org3y
6,839 posts
60 months
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Life Saab Itch said: Big Raff said: Dancing Big Raff said: Bear?  Not just me that thought that then. Nor me!! 
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iphonedyou
2,557 posts
26 months
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Sounds like bulls  t, doesn't it? Particularly the 'cream topping' bit. Like you'd allow that from a stranger on your hen do.
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SmoothCriminal
991 posts
68 months
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Wifes a bit sheepish and coy is she..........
Did you check her cleavage?
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King Herald
18,343 posts
85 months
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rogerthefish said: Typical bloke I forgot to pin that one down exactly and now the wifes a bit sheepish and more coy...I'll look for evidence on the ....cleavage........ I wonder quite why she is sheepish and coy? 
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Life Saab Itch
34,064 posts
57 months
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King Herald said: rogerthefish said: Typical bloke I forgot to pin that one down exactly and now the wifes a bit sheepish and more coy...I'll look for evidence on the ....cleavage........ I wonder quite why she is sheepish and coy? Sore throat and an aching jaw. Her voice is lovely and rich in tone today though...
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The Hypno-Toad
7,002 posts
74 months
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The Nur said: Big Raff said: Bear? Dan_1981 said: Was he dressed as a bear? Wasn't that Simon Smith?
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Zwolf
22,321 posts
75 months
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Haven't women heard of WGOTSOT?
Somebody's been watching too much Dancing Bear was also my first thought.
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The Nur
5,426 posts
54 months
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The Hypno-Toad said: The Nur said: Big Raff said: Bear? Dan_1981 said: Was he dressed as a bear? Wasn't that Simon Smith? You know his name? Dude, fair play...
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Chrisw666
20,868 posts
68 months
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Zwolf said: Haven't women heard of WGOTSOT?
Somebody's been watching too much Dancing Bear was also my first thought. I now know what dancing bear is. I think a new career is in order.
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Marty63
1,554 posts
43 months
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where a stag is encouraged to shag a stripper
the female equivalent amongst some scum is to achieve a pearl face pack
after hen has had an active part in pumping the dispenser.
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lost in espace
3,358 posts
76 months
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I blame the internet for such drops in standards. Me, I always copulate through a sheet with an appropriately placed hole in it, with the lights off, in the missionary position.
Or am I using the wrong glory hole?
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Caulkhead
4,938 posts
26 months
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rogerthefish said: Whilst it seemed that a quarter of the close hens had gone in search of this "magical lotion", Two things OP: 1) Definitely do not google 'loverboys videos' under any circumstances. 2) Do not kiss your wife on the lips tonight. 
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eck c
78 posts
63 months
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Caulkhead said: Two things OP: 1) Definitely do not google 'loverboys videos' under any circumstances. 2) Do not kiss your wife on the lips tonight. Them "Actresses" do a pretty convincing Dirty b h 
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Famous Graham
26,537 posts
94 months
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 at the number of people who referenced Dancing Bear. Probably similar to the number of people who will recognise this : 
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Life Saab Itch
34,064 posts
57 months
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Famous Graham said: at the number of people who referenced Dancing Bear. Probably similar to the number of people who will recognise this : there was a meme with this pic in. The caption read ;"and still more romance than the f king twilight films".
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Life Saab Itch
34,064 posts
57 months
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A similar one. 
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Ari
7,205 posts
84 months
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Back to the hen night shenanigans, if there were ten women there then I guarantee there'll be ten men being told that "some of the other girls" were up to no good, but not them, obviously....
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eltax91
4,302 posts
75 months
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Ari said: Back to the hen night shenanigans, if there were ten women there then I guarantee there'll be ten men being told that "some of the other girls" were up to no good, but not them, obviously.... Just like the conversation I had with the wife when I got home today. 6 lads on a stag do last night, I was the only one who didn't go to the lap dancing establishment. 
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lawrence567
7,507 posts
59 months
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I watched some s te documentary a while back about strippers & the male ones said it was perfectly normal for the women to pull / bite / pinch / fellate the stripper, if it was a bloke doing it to the female stripper he'd be signing the sex offenders register before you can say rape!
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stuttgartmetal
6,380 posts
85 months
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Coy admittance, they love it.
When you kissed the Missus that night you shouldn't be that concerned that she may have been playing the trumpet, its if she's been playing a trombone.
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