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rb5er
4,549 posts
41 months
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Your Mrs is a nutter. Dog hair in bed is plain disgusting. Get a normal girlfriend.
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Karyn
5,380 posts
37 months
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rb5er said: Your Mrs is a nutter. Dog hair in bed is plain disgusting. Get a normal girlfriend.  Now, now. Don't sit on the fence!
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King Herald
18,331 posts
85 months
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Take the dog walking until it does that godawful disgusting doggie thing of jumping up and rolling in another dogs crap, gets it all over it's fur, then bring it home and send it straight up to bed..... Or failing that, just rub its own poop on it and send it up, preferably when the Russki skater is already in bed. Results will be forthcoming immediately. 
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Shay HTFC
2,935 posts
58 months
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King Herald said: Take the dog walking until it does that godawful disgusting doggie thing of jumping up and rolling in another dogs crap In 12 years my dog has never done that. Are you sure yours isn't slightly retarded? 
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KingNothing
776 posts
22 months
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McHaggis said: Correction: The use of one of it's many beds around the house. Correction: The use of its house.
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Chilli
16,079 posts
105 months
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OP, skipped from page 1 to the last, so forgive me if it's already been said. I love animals more than people, so I can see where your mrs is coming from. The biggest mistake you're making is showing aggression towards the dog. Become really matey with him. Give him a tickle, give him treats, take him out for walks. Become his best mate, and let him snuggle up with you in bed.......within weeks, you'll be his master, and the mrs will be all over you like a cheap suit!
Trust me, after you've been married for years, have the mrs pregnant, you'll love the little fella! Me, bitter....na!
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McHaggis
7,631 posts
24 months
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KingNothing said: McHaggis said: Correction: The use of one of it's many beds around the house. Correction: The use of its house. Sorry. Quite right. The use of one of the many beds, in it's house, tended to by one of the puny human servants.
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rb5er
4,549 posts
41 months
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Chilli said: Become really matey with him. Give him a tickle, give him treats, take him out for walks. Become his best mate, and let him snuggle up with you in bed...... Are you the op's Mrs? Mental advice. Why would anyone want a pet in their bed? Or pet hair or any sort of pet residue? Filth. Take the dog for a walk and lose it is better advice imo.
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King Herald
18,331 posts
85 months
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Shay HTFC said: King Herald said: Take the dog walking until it does that godawful disgusting doggie thing of jumping up and rolling in another dogs crap In 12 years my dog has never done that. Are you sure yours isn't slightly retarded? One of ours did it, one time, but I've heard before that some dogs do it a lot. Indeed, as Woral mentions above, it is not completely uncommon.
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Chilli
16,079 posts
105 months
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rb5er said: Are you the op's Mrs? Mental advice.
Why would anyone want a pet in their bed? Or pet hair or any sort of pet residue? Filth.
Take the dog for a walk and lose it is better advice imo. Crap advice compared to yours of taking it out and purposely losing it? Cracking idea, the OP's Mrs will love that.
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McHaggis
7,631 posts
24 months
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rb5er said: Are you the op's Mrs? Mental advice.
Why would anyone want a pet in their bed? Or pet hair or any sort of pet residue? Filth.
Take the dog for a walk and lose it is better advice imo. I don't want a pet in the bed personally, but I don't mind our (indoor only) cat sleeping at the end of the bed. Losing the dog is awful advice.
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rb5er
4,549 posts
41 months
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Chilli said: rb5er said: Are you the op's Mrs? Mental advice.
Why would anyone want a pet in their bed? Or pet hair or any sort of pet residue? Filth.
Take the dog for a walk and lose it is better advice imo. Crap advice compared to yours of taking it out and purposely losing it? Cracking idea, the OP's Mrs will love that. The thing is my suggestion was said tongue in cheek. Yours was totally serious. How is making friends with the dog and taking it to bed going to stop his issue of NOT WANTING THE DOG IN HIS BED?
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rb5er
4,549 posts
41 months
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McHaggis said: Losing the dog is awful advice. I missed the smiley that must have confused you guys. I thought it would be obvious that losing your girlfriends dog would leave you in the doghouse (no pun intended)
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McHaggis
7,631 posts
24 months
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rb5er said: I missed the smiley that must have confused you guys. I thought it would be obvious that losing your girlfriends dog would leave you in the doghouse (no pun intended) Indeed. Here, have a free one: 
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JuniorD
3,066 posts
92 months
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ESOG said: Yes this is still the Russian ice skater girlfriend. Good memory  Well done on getting a Russian ice skater girlfriend. No doubt she has a body made for sin and therefore possibly worth keeping. But have you considered changing her for an equally beguiling ice skater from further afield, say for example Korea? Then your only problem will be that your girlfriend keeps dogs in the freezer/microwave/oven etc.
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Chilli
16,079 posts
105 months
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rb5er said: The thing is my suggestion was said tongue in cheek. Yours was totally serious. How is making friends with the dog and taking it to bed going to stop his issue of NOT WANTING THE DOG IN HIS BED? Your first point; how did you establish that, and how did you communicate that to anyone reading it? You didn't and it's a poor attempt at back-tracking. Secondly, read the OP's post again. He never mentioned that he had a specific issue with the dog being on the bed, more that he had a problem trying to get close to his mrs. You can put it in capitals, bold, italic, whatever....but you're still wrong, and you know it! Be a man, admit it.
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rumple
2,493 posts
20 months
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JuniorD said: ESOG said: Yes this is still the Russian ice skater girlfriend. Good memory Well done on getting a Russian ice skater girlfriend. No doubt she has a body made for sin and therefore possibly worth keeping. But have you considered changing her for an equally beguiling ice skater from further afield, say for example Korea? Then your only problem will be that your girlfriend keeps dogs in the freezer/microwave/oven etc. f  k me you didn't say she was a Russian iceskater, start being nice to the rat 
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GarryA
2,466 posts
33 months
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Is there a jar of peanut butter on the O/Hs bedside table? Might explain it?
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Tant
392 posts
61 months
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At least it didn't start licking your b ks while you were on the job with the Mrs, as happened to a mate of mine. He was a dirty b d, but that was too much, even for him. Seriously though, a whiffy mutt in bed must be a proper passion killer. I don't think it's unreasonable to be kind to it in other ways if that is your thing, but ban it from the bedroom....the dog, I mean..
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rhinochopig
16,050 posts
67 months
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No one who is right in the head lets a dog sleep with them in their bed.
Leave her, leave her now before she slays you in your sleep.
FFS there are some crackers people on this planet.
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