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Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

99 months

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farrendahl said:
but can bake well
Oh well, that's sealed the deal for me. Top of my list of priorities in a potential partner that is, baking.

Have her washed and sent to my tent.

hora

16,574 posts

80 months

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Do you have any pics of her kneeling/from behind?

TobyLaRohne

3,213 posts

75 months

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Sheets Tabuer said:
I've been in the pub since 3
Bloody hell, your liver must be shattered!

Pints

14,697 posts

63 months

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hora said:
Do you have any pics of her kneeling/from behind?
She's sitting on a step in both pics, so if you turn the image and shut one eye you can just about imagine it.

The Hypno-Toad

7,002 posts

74 months

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hora said:
Shes got nice feet but a bit erm... sturdygirl for me.
Sturdygirl, strength of ten,
Rules the floor, scares the men.
Sturdygirl, she has thighs of steel,
Look out men, her strength is real.

That takes me back...
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Life Saab Itch

34,064 posts

57 months

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Well she looks like a nice normal woman to me. Not some plastic twig that would be a bit easy to snap.


Good luck to her.

soda

1,080 posts

30 months

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Too many critics on this thread, she looks good I think.

Being in Belfast may make it an expensive date though

1974nc

321 posts

31 months

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Nice feet. If that's how she dresses then she needs a gok over and hey presto everyone's a winner!

theironduke

6,195 posts

57 months

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1974nc said:
Nice feet. If that's how she dresses then she needs a gok over and hey presto everyone's a winner!
Think what she's after rhymes with gok...

sneijder

4,856 posts

103 months

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theironduke said:
Think what she's after rhymes with gok...
Thank god I've left the UK. Gok is a part of a rap duo now ?

Glassman

17,314 posts

84 months

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sneijder said:
Thank god I've left the UK. Gok is a part of a rap duo now ?
hehe





Egbert Nobacon

2,765 posts

112 months

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If that zit on her left cheek gets any bigger it'll need its own passport ....

Vytalis

868 posts

33 months

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farrendahl said:
Dear god no, although I will hand out morning bacon sandwiches and a cuppa
Hang on, nearly missed this - I could be interested. What sort of bacon? How do you do the bread, white, brown, granary or toast? When do you put the butter on (if hot toast)? Sauce selection?

wildoliver

7,012 posts

85 months

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She looks like a girl one of my friends dated for a while.

This girl took mental to new heights, I'm firmly of the opinion that she will be the same, sadly single people are either single through choice and the fact she doesn't want to be rules that out. Or through being dog ugly and she isn't "that" bad. Or through so much mental they make your eyes bleed after 10 minutes in their company. So much mental that on the first date you think to yourself "I want to go home with it but I'm scared I will never wake up".

The Mental.

But seriously if she is normal and nice and a good catch what the hell does she think she's going to catch on here (other than a dose), 1/4 of the blokes on here are happily in relationships, 1/4 are youngish blokes her age but definitely not looking to settle down, the other half are dirty old sods who will stalk her within an inch of her life hoping their long suffering wives don't find out.

hidetheelephants

5,598 posts

62 months

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wildoliver said:
But seriously if she is normal and nice and a good catch what the hell does she think she's going to catch on here (other than a dose), 1/4 of the blokes on here are happily in relationships, 1/4 are youngish blokes her age but definitely not looking to settle down, the other half are dirty old sods who will stalk her within an inch of her life hoping their long suffering wives don't find out.
So, just like every dating site on the web then?(or so I've read)

zygalski

1,042 posts

14 months

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farrendahl said:
...this may be down to the fact that she is convinced all single men are freaks and or wierdos

...a woman who takes no BS from anybody. Might be seen by some as a bit blunt

...but is good for a beer and a laugh, also enjoys football.
First 2 are a bit worrying.
Last one makes her seem like you'd only want to see her once, maybe twice then move swiftly on.
Maybe you haven't done her justice, but it comes across to me as though she may be a bit aggressive & possibly have anger issues.


NotDave

20,951 posts

26 months

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zygalski said:
First 2 are a bit worrying.
Last one makes her seem like you'd only want to see her once, maybe twice then move swiftly on.
Maybe you haven't done her justice, but it comes across to me as though she may be a bit aggressive & possibly have anger issues.
Or a lesbian

marcosgt

6,199 posts

45 months

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farrendahl said:
Mobile Chicane said:
Why does she think all single men are freaks and weirdos?

(Presumably she means single men on dating sites.)

I can assure her they are not.

Perhaps she's the one with the problem here.
She's basing this solely on previous experience, of course that may not be the case of all men.
And she's come to PH to change that perception?

Bloody hell! I think all single men are freaks and weirdos reading this site and I used to be one! biggrin

Vytalis said:
farrendahl said:
Dear god no, although I will hand out morning bacon sandwiches and a cuppa
Hang on, nearly missed this - I could be interested. What sort of bacon? How do you do the bread, white, brown, granary or toast? When do you put the butter on (if hot toast)? Sauce selection?
And THAT convinced me - Jezzzzus!!!! Butter? In a toasted bacon sandwich???!?!?!? What kind of deviant are you! redface

M.

Edited by marcosgt on Sunday 12th August 10:25

Vytalis

868 posts

33 months

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marcosgt said:
And THAT convinced me - Jezzzzus!!!! Butter? In a toasted bacon sandwich???!?!?!? What kind of deviant are you! redface

M.

Edited by marcosgt on Sunday 12th August 10:25
When it comes to bacon there is no such thing as 'too depraved'.

Fer

6,464 posts

149 months

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Vytalis said:
When it comes to bacon there is no such thing as 'too depraved'.
Is that like the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is using a feather... perverted is using the whole chicken.

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