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St. Anger
1,079 posts
50 months
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Please get her to set up an account on here - this is potentialy the first thread worthy of the Legendary wiki in a long time! 
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Council Baby
16,125 posts
59 months
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farrendahl said: In Janes defence a pressing family matter has kind of taken priority over this thread. Although I will say you lot have all made her laugh at some point, so thank you for that she needed some perking up  So am I in, or what? tease.
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The Hitman
2,553 posts
79 months
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DanDC5
6,933 posts
36 months
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'Pressing family matter' - PH is full of f  king nutters, make up something and get me out of there now.
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TVR1
2,933 posts
94 months
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The Hitman said: Nope, apparently I'm not good enough...but TVR1 is...seriously? Ah vey. Some of us have it, some don't. What can you do? 
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drivin_me_nuts
13,784 posts
80 months
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Council Baby said: farrendahl said: In Janes defence a pressing family matter has kind of taken priority over this thread. Although I will say you lot have all made her laugh at some point, so thank you for that she needed some perking up So am I in, or what? tease. Good god man, the OP asked for a man to date her, not an onslaught of debauchery, leer, lust and wanton excess in London's dens of debauchery.
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Changedmyname
4,761 posts
50 months
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TVR1 said: Ah vey. Some of us have it, some don't. What can you do? Well don't give it to me ,I had a hell of a time getting rid of the last lot.
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mattnunn
4,114 posts
30 months
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Date her?
1974?
Painted toe nails, sure sign of mentalism.
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Council Baby
16,125 posts
59 months
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drivin_me_nuts said: Good god man, the OP asked for a man to date her, not an onslaught of debauchery, leer, lust and wanton excess in London's dens of debauchery.  That is dating isn't it? I could take her to an art exhibition first I suppose, something like this: http://www.arteroticaexhibition.com/ (probably NSFW but it is art)
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BruceV8
3,076 posts
116 months
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I assume she's into short bald blokes with spazzy necks, right? She must be. She's not made of wood. Her eyes aren't painted on.
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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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Seriously, the woman is slightly scared of/filled with hatred for men, and the BEST we can do is CB???
Might as well just start a collective for slippers, house coats and stray cats right away
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Council Baby
16,125 posts
59 months
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NotDave said: Seriously, the woman is slightly scared of/filled with hatred for men, and the BEST we can do is CB???
Might as well just start a collective for slippers, house coats and stray cats right away That, coming from you, the original doormat 'I'll take any amount of s t my mrs can throw at me' b h slapped, poor excuse for a man... is actually almost offensive, Dave. Bruce - she's not tall enough for you mate
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NotDave
20,951 posts
26 months
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Council Baby said: That, coming from you, the original doormat 'I'll take any amount of s t my mrs can throw at me' b h slapped, poor excuse for a man... is actually almost offensive, Dave.  Genuinely impressed, didn't think you'd bite that hard  I'm sure you could wine & done her, show her the sights, seduce her, pleasure her...... And then whilst she sleeps softly on your Egyptian cootton bedding stove a strippers back doors in whilst doing jäger bombs off her head whilst Groundie looks on in awe muttering: "why did I come down south?" Or have I completely misjudged your internetz persona?
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The Beaver King
3,552 posts
64 months
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Too much information. Sales is about getting in the points quickly, so the customer doesn't lose interest: 
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PJ S
9,159 posts
96 months
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Leptons said: PJ S said: Prefers rounders to baseball......  A stumpier bat? Not quite....rounders is played by girls, so gentle and provides "you go girlfriend" chats afterwards. Baseball is more manly, more rough, and likely to be enjoyed in a Hooters bar.
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blindswelledrat
18,974 posts
101 months
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Blue Oval84 said: Wanna see WHat are you, some kind of spice girl?
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Council Baby
16,125 posts
59 months
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NotDave said: Genuinely impressed, didn't think you'd bite that hard I'm sure you could wine & done her, show her the sights, seduce her, pleasure her...... And then whilst she sleeps softly on your Egyptian cootton bedding stove a strippers back doors in whilst doing jäger bombs off her head whilst Groundie looks on in awe muttering: "why did I come down south?" Or have I completely misjudged your internetz persona? You have me all wrong.
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drivin_me_nuts
13,784 posts
80 months
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Council Baby said: drivin_me_nuts said: Good god man, the OP asked for a man to date her, not an onslaught of debauchery, leer, lust and wanton excess in London's dens of debauchery. That is dating isn't it? I could take her to an art exhibition first I suppose, something like this: http://www.arteroticaexhibition.com/ (probably NSFW but it is art) It is somewhat of a male myth that the way to a woman's heart is through her labia. Good luck trying
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DJRC
19,842 posts
105 months
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The man has a point. The top 3 contenders so far are:
1. TVR1
2. CB
3. A hitman
The first two of which are generally considered undatable by most sections of 3rd world society. And Hull.
The only thing that could lower the quality of that list would be Twinners throwing his hat into the ring!
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Council Baby
16,125 posts
59 months
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Harsh, but fair. I'm actually in no way shape or form interested in dating Jane, but I have a certain ( badawful) reputation to maintain so couldn't let Ed or the Hitman get a free run at this. unless Jane's up for it or course
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