No. You're screwed.

If this woman has a ronnie you can guarantee that she's going to have the most luxuriant bush as well. I hope your buddy is prepared for that!

Auto1,

If I were your friend, I'd say to this girl "I've really appreciated the time we've spent together but something has bothered me, since it became clear that I may able to shag you: your facial hair.

The death of my wife was a terrible blow to my confidence and happinesss, but you have really helped through a difficult six months.... However........ My wife's passing has not lowered my high standards that I developed during adolescence; specifically, that body and facial hair on women is disgusting. Not only does it physically repulse me but I also have a close group of male friends, whose approval I seek at every opportunity, and if they knew that I was dating a girl with facial hair, I would be mocked/thought less of. Unfortunately, their influence is greater than yours and my own, meaning that I am incapable of overlooking your minor imperfections.

Should you be willing to remove the hair, I will definitely have sexual intercourse with you, let you sit in the passenger seat of my sports car, and relay any innocuous remark you make on an Internet thread called 'classic from the mrs.' which reinforces ideas about women's intellectual inferiority by recording fictional tales for the amusement of other sexists. Until then, I am left with no opportunity but to suggest we stop seeing one another, whilst using the experience thus far, as the basis for a story - with the friends who sought help for me over the Internet - when I am next down the pub. Go away and think about what I've told you, Love."

Thats a good idea I will sugest that (it is her birthday soon)
Any recomendations for spa in the Portsmouth area?

This:

Or this:

Liphook.....

Book her in for a Spa facial, have a word with The rapist when he books it to ask him to gently suggest whilst he does it that she threads her eyebrowns & does her lip at the same time

It will be taken much better from The rapist

Tell me which coop it is and i'll give you the details of a lovely little spa that all the ladies in my family use