Show us your new shoes

[55palfers]

jogon said:

I'm 31 too and I see far too many ex public school types wandering around my way in the typical blue puffer type barber jacket and standard chelsea boots they all look like my dad.

Myself, despite public school, after a week in the church's and suit I like to dress down in some jeans and sneakers on the weekend but each to their own.

But I do enjoy wearing a smart shoe when required.

Edited by jogon on Thursday 12th February 19:10

Do you only have one leg?

[jogon]

55palfers said:

Do you only have one leg?

Not got a wide enough angle lense to fit my collection of Church's in. Spend more than the Mrs does.. This is PH after all.

Edited by jogon on Thursday 12th February 21:43

[TheJimi]

ecsrobin said:

jogon said:

Picked these up on the weekend after a quick visit to Gunwharf Quays.



Nike Air Max Lunar 1.

I'm confused as to what's gone on in the last page but I know the first thing I thought when seeing them trainers was "people actually wear trainers like that?" My second thought was regarding how you are stood.

I'm confused as to why people can't just accept that everyone has differet tastes, but instead, feel the need to not only articulate their dislike but be insulting into the bargain.

[Eleven]

jogon said:

55palfers said:

Do you only have one leg?

Not got a wide enough angle lense to fit my collection of Church's in. Spend more than the Mrs does.. This is PH after all.

Edited by jogon on Thursday 12th February 21:43

I think we need to examine the evidence.

You say above:

jogon said:

But I do enjoy wearing a smart shoe when required.

That's shoe singular.

Then there is the row of half pairs of shoes.

In the same photo you appear to be sporting just one leg.

On the previous page your stance is not that of a man with the full compliment of natural legs.

I can think of no court that would find you to be anything other than a unidexter, Sir.

[Slaav]

TheJimi said:

I'm confused as to why people can't just accept that everyone has differet tastes, but instead, feel the need to not only articulate their dislike but be insulting into the bargain.

Some of it is an attempt at humour?

Mine certainly was and I hope I made that clear ?

Life would be extraordinarily dull if we all liked the same things.....

[ecsrobin]

Slaav said:

TheJimi said:

I'm confused as to why people can't just accept that everyone has differet tastes, but instead, feel the need to not only articulate their dislike but be insulting into the bargain.

Some of it is an attempt at humour?

Mine certainly was and I hope I made that clear ?

Life would be extraordinarily dull if we all liked the same things.....

As was mine but I'm guessing by the reaction was clearly a poor attempt, I'll try better next time or use a smiley to indicate my intentions.

[Blown2CV]

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

[Slaav]

Blown2CV said:

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

Boxers? Bloody boxers?











Anybody would think there was another choice of gentlemen's under garments?

[jogon]

Blown2CV said:

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

What if you stand a bit funny?

[ecsrobin]

Slaav said:

Blown2CV said:

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

Boxers? Bloody boxers?











Anybody would think there was another choice of gentlemen's under garments?

Ok who's going to start the show us your Y fronts thread???

[whoami]

jogon said:

Blown2CV said:

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

What if you stand a bit funny?

Vitamin D deficiency?

[soad]

whoami said:

jogon said:

Blown2CV said:

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

What if you stand a bit funny?

Vitamin D deficiency?

Lack of Calcium, surely?

[whoami]

soad said:

whoami said:

jogon said:

Blown2CV said:

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

What if you stand a bit funny?

Vitamin D deficiency?

Lack of Calcium, surely?

I buckle to your superior knowledge.

[jogon]

TheJimi said:

I'm confused as to why people can't just accept that everyone has differet tastes, but instead, feel the need to not only articulate their dislike but be insulting into the bargain.

This is PH, how you stand matters along with your postcount and membership duration.

This is no Russia though you can prod these wet farts all you like.

[grumbledoak]

Calza said:

Think House of Fraser will do anything?

Do you have matching wear on the knuckles of one hand? Is it the same side or the opposite?

And, for the low Watters:


You dragging one foot behind you as you walk is not the fault of their shoe. They should tell you to sling your hook, but hopefully you have enough class to not try it on.

Edited by grumbledoak on Thursday 12th February 23:24

[Slaav]

ecsrobin said:

Ok who's going to start the show us your Y fronts thread???

The 'worst suggestion of the year' winner and we are only 6 weeks in to 2015?

[Calza]

grumbledoak said:

Do you have matching wear on the knuckles of one hand? Is it the same side or the opposite?

And, for the low Watters:


You dragging one foot behind you as you walk is not the fault of their shoe. They should tell you to sling your hook, but hopefully you have enough class to not try it on.

Edited by grumbledoak on Thursday 12th February 23:24

Class?

It's a stty inferior product. I'm perfectly capable of walking correctly and have never seen wear like this on a shoe / trainer in my life!

[LordGrover]

Blown2CV said:

Well this thread's all gone a bit precious. I remember the good old days when grown men could wear children's shoes, old man trousers, terminator boots have insane imelda Marcos collections and even stand like a mong if he wanted, and we'd all have a good laugh together. You'll be saying we can't point out the st stains in the show us your fking boxer shorts thread next. Feelings eh.

Who are you accusing of having feelings, mate?
Weren't like this when I were a little girl. No Siree.

[anonymous-user]

Eleven said:

Calza said:

Haven't worn any of my shoes much since before Christmas really, as such I decided instead of sitting there a bit sorry they should all be polished.

Imagine my rage as I discovered this:



They are 5.5 months old, and are not worn daily (maybe 2-3 times a week). In general they're in pretty good nick too.


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I already had to replace them a few weeks after I got them because the sole was peeling off.

Think House of Fraser will do anything?

They will ask you whether you've been using them for street luge. I can see no other reason why they would wear like that.

They've been rubbing against something like an escalator side (or treadmill ) or something in his car when he's been driving.

[Calza]

Never driven in!