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DickyC

16,858 posts

84 months

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Cock Womble 7 said:
I have a "build-it-yourself" replica of the Mary Rose you might be interested in...
No, thanks, I'm saving myself for the Cut Out and Keep Cardboard Trivial Towers that's coming out with Volumes II to XI. I can't wait.

Sheets Tabuer

12,290 posts

101 months

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My nephew has been staying with us, I'm going to check later to see if he has 666 behind his ear.

He is in serious need of a smacked arse.

EvoDelta

7,062 posts

76 months

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ArsE92 said:
headache
How was the quick pint before bed? wink

Council Baby

19,395 posts

76 months

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I'd like to raise that headache to a swollen tongue, face and neck along with a dose of the squirts and some serious heartburn.

Now, don't all rush with the sympathy please. I'd hate anyone to get injured.

Posted from the ensuite.

NotDave

20,951 posts

43 months

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CB is hitch
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drivin_me_nuts

16,005 posts

97 months

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I want to build my own autoclave. Will a washing machine drum, a welding torch and the engine from an old Saab do the job well. Last night I discovered Lilys stash of Gilson pipetters. I feel the news for some weird home science kit.

Nice volume cover btw. Can we attempt to keep it free from coffee stains this time?

Gorilla Boy

7,595 posts

59 months

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Council Baby said:
I'd like to raise that headache to a swollen tongue, face and neck along with a dose of the squirts and some serious heartburn.

Now, don't all rush with the sympathy please. I'd hate anyone to get injured.

Posted from the ensuite.
Hi CB.

Im sorry you were gang raped.

Good wishes.

drivin_me_nuts

16,005 posts

97 months

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NotDave said:
CB is hitch
More like CB has a nasty itch. Berlin bottom... Even for cb, that's novel smile

Karyn

5,993 posts

54 months

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Council Baby said:
I'd like to raise that headache to a swollen tongue, face and neck along with a dose of the squirts and some serious heartburn.

Now, don't all rush with the sympathy please. I'd hate anyone to get injured.

Posted from the ensuite.
Hi,

Sorry you have faceandbum aids.





- that's a relatively odd set of symptoms you've got yourself there. Trip to the vets in order?



Also, Carthage, I forgot to send paracetamol, tea, fluffy blanket and sympathy earlier. Apologies. thumbup

Council Baby

19,395 posts

76 months

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hehe wkers and wenches.


JayTee94

10,974 posts

43 months

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JayTee94 said:
Fun Bus said:
Ooh, shiny and new.

Do you think any of us will get a role in the cabinet reshuffle?
I doubt it - JayB would not let me change the banner. hehe
Oops! I have just seen the news and it occured to me that you may have meant the actual cabinet reshuffle. hehe

Life Saab Itch

37,054 posts

74 months

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Today is a kit car play day.

Carthage

4,015 posts

30 months

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Arse92 - hope your headache gets better too.

CB - if body parts which don't usually swell, are, get thee to a physic.

Karyn - thanks for everything bar the tea hurl


PoleDriver

21,531 posts

80 months

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Council Baby said:
hehe wkers and wenches...
... are what caused you maladies!

Karyn

5,993 posts

54 months

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Sorry - didn't know tea was barforama for you!

Adenauer

13,369 posts

122 months

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Morning. Don't Tax Auditors fill you with joy? banghead

KaraK

11,648 posts

95 months

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Morning people, good to see a shiny new volume underway, even if mr peg-leg over there gets increasingly lazy about writing the thread title correctly wavey

On that note I do love how our resident lame horse likes to use the opening post in each volume to pretend like he's not one of us. Nevermind I'm sure Carnage will be wound to put him out his misery soon (although chances are he'll just stand on her toe and she'll stab herself with the needle) hehe

All hail the Glorious JAYB


Adenauer

13,369 posts

122 months

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KaraK said:
Morning people, good to see a shiny new volume underway, even if mr peg-leg over there gets increasingly lazy about writing the thread title correctly wavey

On that note I do love how our resident lame horse likes to use the opening post in each volume to pretend like he's not one of us. Nevermind I'm sure Carnage will be wound to put him out his misery soon (although chances are he'll just stand on her toe and she'll stab herself with the needle) hehe

All hail the Glorious JAYB
D'you want to have another go at that? laugh

KaraK

11,648 posts

95 months

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Adenauer said:
KaraK said:
Morning people, good to see a shiny new volume underway, even if mr peg-leg over there gets increasingly lazy about writing the thread title correctly wavey

On that note I do love how our resident lame horse likes to use the opening post in each volume to pretend like he's not one of us. Nevermind I'm sure Carnage will be wound to put him out his misery soon (although chances are he'll just stand on her toe and she'll stab herself with the needle) hehe

All hail the Glorious JAYB
D'you want to have another go at that? laugh
Maybe after some caffiene getmecoat

slopes

28,241 posts

73 months

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Fun Bus said:
Ooh, shiny and new.

Do you think any of us will get a role in the cabinet reshuffle?
Yes, of course you can have a role in the heirachy, but before you accept, just bear in mind that any and every little fracas involving members of the public and CB/CW7 have to be dealt with swiftly. Then of course you need to keep Papa Trivia topped up with beverages and biscuits, make sure anything relating to the public is dealt with, and finally, you have to make sure that KaraK keeps that poo flinger under control. Its voluntary, there is no recompense whatsoevet

Still want that role?
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