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DickyC
9,550 posts
67 months
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I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back,
Pair of khaki pants with my shoes shined black,
Got a little lady, walk that street,
Telling all the boys that she can't be beat.
Hot meat, hot rats, hot cats.
Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart at their finest.
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PoleDriver
20,228 posts
63 months
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DickyC
9,550 posts
67 months
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PoleDriver said: Hot Zitz! I salute you sir. Driving along one day, listening to Radio 2, the news came on and one of the items was that Captain Beefheart had died. The programme that followed just didn't do it for me after that news so I switched to CD. I had no idea what was in there as I hadn't used it for months. Frank Zappa's Hot Rats was all cued up. Bizarre but true. For them as what don't know, the only non-instrumental on Hot Rats was the title track sung by Captain Beefheart.
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TheDoggingFather
14,520 posts
75 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: Far too much. Or not. As the case may be. Maybe. About a bag?
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Changedmyname
4,725 posts
50 months
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tyrewrecker
6,419 posts
23 months
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Waugh-terfall
17,949 posts
69 months
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I decided to go to Canterbury after finishing in Brighton. Regret taking the scenic route... Anyway, didn't tell anyone I was coming, found that Mier and Laura were eating fish and chips on Whitstable Beach. Walked up from behind and confused the hell out of them.
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Aizle
11,610 posts
44 months
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Waugh-terfall said: I decided to go to Canterbury after finishing in Brighton. Regret taking the scenic route... Anyway, didn't tell anyone I was coming, found that Mier and Laura were eating fish and chips on Whitstable Beach. Walked up from behind and confused the hell out of them. I was tempted by some sort of cunnilingus edit but can't be arsed.
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Changedmyname
4,725 posts
50 months
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Aizle said: I was tempted by some sort of cunnilingus edit but can't be arsed. Rim it that will cover you.
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slopes
27,593 posts
56 months
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Aizle said: I was tempted by some sort of cunnilingus edit but can't be arsed. You've never met Groundie or zollar then?
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ArtVandelay
5,714 posts
53 months
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Waugh-terfall said: I decided to go to Canterbury after finishing in Brighton. Regret taking the scenic route... Anyway, didn't tell anyone I was coming, found that Mier and Laura were eating fish and chips on Whitstable Beach. Walked up from behind and confused the hell out of them. Easily confused aren't they?
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DickyC
9,550 posts
67 months
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Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you f  king mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross?
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TheDoggingFather
14,520 posts
75 months
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ArtVandelay said: Easily confused aren't they? He didn't have his cock out.
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Changedmyname
4,725 posts
50 months
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DickyC said: Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you f king mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross?
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Aizle
11,610 posts
44 months
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Changedmyname said: DickyC said: Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you f king mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross? Impressive quoting.
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DickyC
9,550 posts
67 months
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Aizle said: Changedmyname said: DickyC said: Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you f king mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross? Impressive quoting. It's fine, it's just a demonstration of the length of the gap between her and me. The same as four lines of text.
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ArtVandelay
5,714 posts
53 months
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Aizle
11,610 posts
44 months
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ArtVandelay said: Have a butchers at that! 
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VinceFox
14,099 posts
41 months
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Cock Womble 7 said: VinceFox said: Who's Tex? You haven't been paying attention, have you Fox? oh, sorry. me?
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Changedmyname
4,725 posts
50 months
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VinceFox said: oh, sorry. me? You the FOX. .Come on the Fox. The balls in your court.
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