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DickyC

16,210 posts

83 months

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I'm a little pimp with my hair gassed back,
Pair of khaki pants with my shoes shined black,
Got a little lady, walk that street,
Telling all the boys that she can't be beat.

Hot meat, hot rats, hot cats.

Frank Zappa and Captain Beefheart at their finest.

PoleDriver

21,507 posts

79 months

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Hot Zitz!

DickyC

16,210 posts

83 months

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PoleDriver said:
Hot Zitz!
I salute you sir.

Driving along one day, listening to Radio 2, the news came on and one of the items was that Captain Beefheart had died. The programme that followed just didn't do it for me after that news so I switched to CD. I had no idea what was in there as I hadn't used it for months. Frank Zappa's Hot Rats was all cued up. Bizarre but true.

For them as what don't know, the only non-instrumental on Hot Rats was the title track sung by Captain Beefheart.

TheDoggingFather

16,228 posts

91 months

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Cock Womble 7 said:
Far too much. Or not. As the case may be. Maybe.
About a bag?

Changedmyname

10,053 posts

66 months

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It's great here innit.
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tyrewrecker

6,419 posts

39 months

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Ya

Waugh-terfall

18,477 posts

85 months

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I decided to go to Canterbury after finishing in Brighton. Regret taking the scenic route... Anyway, didn't tell anyone I was coming, found that Mier and Laura were eating fish and chips on Whitstable Beach. Walked up from behind and confused the hell out of them.

Aizle

12,426 posts

60 months

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Waugh-terfall said:
I decided to go to Canterbury after finishing in Brighton. Regret taking the scenic route... Anyway, didn't tell anyone I was coming, found that Mier and Laura were eating fish and chips on Whitstable Beach. Walked up from behind and confused the hell out of them.
I was tempted by some sort of cunnilingus edit but can't be arsed.

Changedmyname

10,053 posts

66 months

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Aizle said:
I was tempted by some sort of cunnilingus edit but can't be arsed.
Rim it that will cover you.

slopes

28,164 posts

72 months

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Aizle said:
I was tempted by some sort of cunnilingus edit but can't be arsed.
You've never met Groundie or zollar then?

ArtVandelay

6,488 posts

69 months

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Waugh-terfall said:
I decided to go to Canterbury after finishing in Brighton. Regret taking the scenic route... Anyway, didn't tell anyone I was coming, found that Mier and Laura were eating fish and chips on Whitstable Beach. Walked up from behind and confused the hell out of them.
Easily confused aren't they?

DickyC

16,210 posts

83 months

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Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you fking mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross?

TheDoggingFather

16,228 posts

91 months

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ArtVandelay said:
Easily confused aren't they?
He didn't have his cock out.

Changedmyname

10,053 posts

66 months

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DickyC said:
Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The



guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you fking mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross?

Aizle

12,426 posts

60 months

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Changedmyname said:
DickyC said:
Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The



guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you fking mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross?
Impressive quoting.

DickyC

16,210 posts

83 months

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Aizle said:
Changedmyname said:
DickyC said:
Skip this one if you're tired of my day out with my lads on Wednesday. We hired three Caterhams for the day and had a fantastic time around the lanes of Surrey and Sussex. All three were 1.6 Roadsports; the boys had a Series 5 each and I had a Series 3 as I'm a bit diddier than they are. At one point on the return leg we were following a single decker bus at about 45 to 50mph. The convoy was No.2 son, a gap, No1 son, a gap, me, then no gap and a woman about my age hunched over the steering wheel of a Vauxhall Meriva. Honestly, she was inches behind me. The road straightened a bit, there was a car coming towards us in the distance and the Caterham Contingent blasted off as one. So did the lady in the Meriva. Except she didn't have as much "blast" potential as we did. We were well past the bus when we passed the opposing car which was now braking heavily at the sight of a bus with a small MPV halfway along its length attempting to overtake. The



guy who had been forced to brake flashed the miscreant long and hard. And what did she do, from her precarious position? She flashed him back. What? Are you fking mad, woman? You're on the wrong side of the road in the teeth of opposing traffic on a narrow country road and you're cross?
Impressive quoting.
It's fine, it's just a demonstration of the length of the gap between her and me. The same as four lines of text.

ArtVandelay

6,488 posts

69 months

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Have a butchers at that!

Aizle

12,426 posts

60 months

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ArtVandelay said:
Have a butchers at that!
confused

VinceFox

19,038 posts

57 months

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Cock Womble 7 said:
VinceFox said:
Who's Tex?
You haven't been paying attention, have you Fox?
oh, sorry. me?

Changedmyname

10,053 posts

66 months

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VinceFox said:
oh, sorry. me?
You the FOX. .Come on the Fox.

The balls in your court.
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