Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[gog440]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I've just had breakfast, but at lunchtime. I'm struggling to think of a name for this time-shifted, slightly out of place meal.

this meal is EPIC

HTH

[Cock Womble 7]

Cannonball Run, right now, Channel 5.

"These rosary bleads?"

[gog440]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Cannonball Run, right now, Channel 5.

"These rosary bleads?"

Already watching it

[Carthage]

NotDave said:

Cart-age: elves, small people, pointy shoes, hung like a ho...... Nothing

You say I'm odd, yet you're the one writing elf erotica for me?

Carry on, though!

[Carthage]

gog440 said:

Carthage said:

I like Christmas. I can dress my horses up in red fleece, and antlers and everything! Yay.

Merry Christmas!
May all your relatives come to stay with you.

[Shaw Tarse]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I've just had breakfast, but at lunchtime. I'm struggling to think of a name for this time-shifted, slightly out of place meal.

Letchfast?

[NotDave]

Carthage said:

You say I'm odd, yet you're the one writing elf erotica for me?

Carry on, though!

Cross the film "Elf" with "50 shades of mummy pron"

[NotDave]

Council Baby said:

Haha it's not del boys, it's all mine

Gratuitous games room photo

If the DSS did "Cribs"

[Council Baby]

NotDave said:

If the DSS did "Cribs"

[Aizle]

Council Baby said:

Haha it's not del boys, it's all mine

Gratuitous games room photo

I remember serving the bacon rolls off the pool table.

That bacon was fit.

[Council Baby]

I've done all sorts on that pool table.

Equal opportunities shagger

[Loopyleesa]

Council Baby said:

Equal opportunities shagger

Over!

[Council Baby]

Loopyleesa said:

Over!

Yes Nut Nut, over the pool table.

Have you taken your meds today?

[Loopyleesa]

Council Baby said:

Loopyleesa said:

Over!

Yes Nut Nut, over the pool table.

Have you taken your meds today?

eye

[Cock Womble 7]

Once, on this pool table in a pub in Bristol, I...

[Details removed on legal grounds.]

[Council Baby]

Potted some black?

Post details elsewhere

[Cock Womble 7]

Nothing to tell, really. I was looking after The Cartwheel in Whitchurch, Bristol.

Got "friendly" with a barmaid called "Juicy" Lucy.

Ended up "entertaining" her after hours on the pool table.


Next day, a man from the pool table company turned up to "refurbish" the table and couldn't account for "the weird stains".

[NoVetec]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I've just had breakfast, but at lunchtime. I'm struggling to think of a name for this time-shifted, slightly out of place meal.

Looks marvellous.

Puts my boiled eggs and slice of bread earlier to shame.

[Cock Womble 7]

It filled a hole.

As did I, somewhat earlier.

[NoVetec]

Sex is naaaice.

High five!