Tell us something really trivial about your life (vol - XIV)

[Changedmyname]

GTIR said:

Gizmoish said:

TheDoggingFather said:

Gizmoish said:

Water condenses on e metal and then freezes due to cold overnight temps.

No fking way dude?

But that's not important right now.

What can you make out of this?

A hat or a possie...

[NotDave]

Morning all.

Is GTIR merc fixed?

Has wuff started calling everyone "chief" or "geezer" and loves wearing Dickies trousers?

Did peepants finish writing 1500 words on why public masturbation is frowned upon?

Did artV hoon? Did he leave Preston?

What girl has CB defiled this weekend?

Did cockwomble a) service Katie and b) service t'ex?

Is LSI still useless at iPhone operation?

• breathes*

And does Aizle's car still sound like Thor being bummed by Groundie?

(is he still a loved up straight boy?)


Soooo many pages ive missed.

[slopes]

You know the rules Dave, but as its you ill explain them s l o w l y
Go back to your last post, and read till you get to hear, okay?

[Vieste]

JonnyVTEC said:

It's actually got a clutch pack to change the torque ratio between the wheels actively and hence offer a degree of torque vectoring,, not some crummy VW disc brake trick

The F-Type S has a mech LSD but the range topper V8S has the same E-diff.

Roger that

[NotDave]

slopes said:

You know the rules Dave, but as its you ill explain them s l o w l y
Go back to your last post, and read till you get to hear, okay?

20-30 pages on iPhone...

[Life Saab Itch]

Cock Womble 7 said:

Meh. He had his chance.

bh.

[slopes]

NotDave said:

20-30 pages on iPhone...

Best get cracking then, remember to listen out for me telling you to stop okay?

[Life Saab Itch]

I am watching the recorded GP.

[Aizle]

Life Saab Itch said:

I am watching the recorded GP.

I fell asleep.

[TheVole]

I picked up my MX5 yesterday.

It was glorious sunshine Friday, rain yesterday and frost this morning.

This annoys me.

[slopes]

Aizle said:

I fell asleep.

I didnt bother

[Life Saab Itch]

Aizle said:

I fell asleep.

I have had coffee. Half a chance.


Eddie Jordan doing style is fairly cringey.

[NoVetec]

There's an Eddie Jordan lookalike (complete with the shirts) that frequents the local.

I'll try and a get a picture next time.

[TheDoggingFather]

You can tell it's nearly time for my week off, I've got a ing cold. fkin' fkety fk fk.

[NoVetec]

TheDoggingFather said:

You can tell it's nearly time for my week off, I've got a ing cold. fkin' fkety fk fk.

Order a vindaloo.

Sweat/st it out.

[Zwolf]

Cock Womble 7 said:

I had a good old chat with waff number one last night.

She wants my cock again.

Then she shouldn't have given it back as many first wives seem not to...

[TheDoggingFather]

NoVetec said:

Order a vindaloo.

Sweat/st it out.

To be honest, I'm a terminal hayfever/ dust allergy sufferer, so a cold isn't a massive inconvenience, and my boss is totally paranoid about illness so winding him up for a few days is almost worth it

[Waugh-terfall]

NotDave said:

Morning all.
Has wuff started calling everyone "chief" or "geezer" and loves wearing Dickies trousers?

"Sir", generally, and I wear jeans to work.

They gave me a random company branded Hi-Viz jacket from the office, it was minging, so it's been washed, it's now actually too bright to look at.

[Cock Womble 7]

First waff has MASSIVE boobs.

[Cock Womble 7]

I want cheese and biscuits. And wine.