Nice or annoying?

[Birdster]

In the words of Louis CK.

“I wish I could just secrete cum, without the sexual work-up, as a defense, like a squid or a skunk. Not sexually, I mean aggressively.”

I bet that wold work.

[Hoofy]

Gwagon111 said:

Hoofy said:

Just wondering if I am missing out on something. How is being alone in a bar/club not boring but being alone at home boring?

Because there are no people to watch when I'm at home. There's nothing as entertaining as watching a disagreement develop into a fight, in a bar or club

Fair enough.

Maybe it's time to haunt bars/clubs on my own. Who knows, I may meet someone who later attempts to mug me.

[PoleDriver]

Wear a shoulder=length blonde wig, a pair of shades and smoke a big fat cigar... They'll all give you a wide berth then!

[Gwagon111]

PoleDriver said:

Wear a shoulder=length blonde wig, a pair of shades and smoke a big fat cigar... They'll all give you a wide berth then!

I'd need some jangly jewellery as well. And a robotic chair.