Things I have never seen but must exist....

Things I have never seen but must exist....

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shakotan

10,684 posts

196 months

Thursday 11th October 2012
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Papa Hotel said:
God.
castex said:
JEsus Christ.
No, 'must exist', not 'fictitious characters'.

kit80

4,764 posts

187 months

Thursday 11th October 2012
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My wages.

I never see it but everyone I take services from seems to be happy with me so it must be there hehe

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

230 months

Thursday 11th October 2012
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A Lotus Elise as a competition prize.

v8250

2,724 posts

211 months

Thursday 11th October 2012
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Xaero said:
I've seen a few (in Japan), they are quite contempt for tramps, very neat cardboard box sleeping rooms (about the same size as the capsule hotels!) they even put their shoes outside to keep the usual tradition of no shoes in the house. Discarded food from convenience stores keep them quite well fed too. They could still do with a shower and a shave though.
I do remember tramps in Tokyo when last there. Thought it surprising at the time and have subsequently been aware of the big increase in homeless Japanese folk. It's very sad for such a proud nation where the job/workforce/family life ethic is so strong.

Other things not seen...

Any God...just pure bloody fiction
Dark Matter...would love see/feel dark matter but of course that's technically impossible
Neutrinos...it would be great to catch a handful of these and take a real good look at them

Cock Womble 7

29,908 posts

230 months

Thursday 11th October 2012
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grumpy52 said:
Cock Womble in a good mood.
Woah, stop. Hammer time. Re-rewind (the crowd say "Bo Selecta").

I am always in a good mood.



Some Gump

12,687 posts

186 months

Thursday 11th October 2012
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On that subject...


One of CW7's victims...

LiamB

7,929 posts

143 months

Thursday 11th October 2012
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Some Gump said:
One of CW7's victims...
byebye

But I don't wanna talk about it..

grumpy52

5,572 posts

166 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Cock Womble 7 said:
Woah, stop. Hammer time. Re-rewind (the crowd say "Bo Selecta").

I am always in a good mood.

Must be the tourettes !

Life Saab Itch

37,068 posts

188 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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BlackVanDyke said:
Well now, I think that may be a little unfair... smile
Nope.

He's perfectly correct.

simonjunior831

133 posts

139 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Phil Dicky said:
BoRED S2upid said:
A Yorkshire man buy the first round.
A Scotsman buy any round smile
bellend.......lol

Xaero

4,060 posts

215 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Pothole said:
They're quite WHAT?
I was thinking contented but it didn't seem right in the sentence so I chose the wrong word completely paperbag

Macd355

320 posts

174 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Papa Hotel said:
God.
I wondered how long that would take.

Mactheknife

122 posts

164 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Fozziebear said:
OldJohnnyYen said:
I saw a Chinese albino once, proof two wongs can make a white.
Had an Iraqi albino follow my team through a market once, freaked us out, the locals seemed to part like he was Moses crossing a sea!
Is that the one who worked at the Central Banks? Turns out he spoke good English and was quite surprised we thought he stood out from the crowd.

Fozziebear

1,840 posts

140 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Mactheknife said:
Fozziebear said:
OldJohnnyYen said:
I saw a Chinese albino once, proof two wongs can make a white.
Had an Iraqi albino follow my team through a market once, freaked us out, the locals seemed to part like he was Moses crossing a sea!
Is that the one who worked at the Central Banks? Turns out he spoke good English and was quite surprised we thought he stood out from the crowd.
No mate, this one was in a market close to Basra, just shadowed us as we drove through. I kept looking for RPGs on the roofs, just made me paranoid!

BMWBen

4,899 posts

201 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Badgers.

Xaero

4,060 posts

215 months

Friday 12th October 2012
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Gravity.

mrmarcus

649 posts

179 months

Saturday 13th October 2012
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Your mothers vagina

Tycho

11,574 posts

273 months

Saturday 13th October 2012
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Fozziebear said:
Mactheknife said:
Fozziebear said:
OldJohnnyYen said:
I saw a Chinese albino once, proof two wongs can make a white.
Had an Iraqi albino follow my team through a market once, freaked us out, the locals seemed to part like he was Moses crossing a sea!
Is that the one who worked at the Central Banks? Turns out he spoke good English and was quite surprised we thought he stood out from the crowd.
No mate, this one was in a market close to Basra, just shadowed us as we drove through. I kept looking for RPGs on the roofs, just made me paranoid!
Wouldn't an albino by definition be quite a st shadow?

AJordan

169 posts

143 months

Saturday 13th October 2012
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An English traffic warden in London...

Getragdogleg

8,763 posts

183 months

Saturday 13th October 2012
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Cliff Richard's sex dungeon.