Rant: The fatso next to me
Discussion
obob said:
so called said:
On the noisy eating topic, I recently won a project with a company whose home country was east of Europe. The final negotiations were help in the US.
We worked up to lunch where we were informed that pitza was being delivered so that we could work through lunch.
So pitza duly arrived and everyone got there pieces, and a drink and sat down to carry on.
I've never, ever heard such moise in all my life.
Across the table, every single one of them was chomping with mouth open and making the most god awful smacking noises.
I learned that its the polite way to eat in a certain easern country beginning with K (they eat dogs to).
I hope you are typing on an iPhone.We worked up to lunch where we were informed that pitza was being delivered so that we could work through lunch.
So pitza duly arrived and everyone got there pieces, and a drink and sat down to carry on.
I've never, ever heard such moise in all my life.
Across the table, every single one of them was chomping with mouth open and making the most god awful smacking noises.
I learned that its the polite way to eat in a certain easern country beginning with K (they eat dogs to).
carlpea said:
obob said:
so called said:
On the noisy eating topic, I recently won a project with a company whose home country was east of Europe. The final negotiations were help in the US.
We worked up to lunch where we were informed that pitza was being delivered so that we could work through lunch.
So pitza duly arrived and everyone got there pieces, and a drink and sat down to carry on.
I've never, ever heard such moise in all my life.
Across the table, every single one of them was chomping with mouth open and making the most god awful smacking noises.
I learned that its the polite way to eat in a certain easern country beginning with K (they eat dogs to).
I hope you are typing on an iPhone.We worked up to lunch where we were informed that pitza was being delivered so that we could work through lunch.
So pitza duly arrived and everyone got there pieces, and a drink and sat down to carry on.
I've never, ever heard such moise in all my life.
Across the table, every single one of them was chomping with mouth open and making the most god awful smacking noises.
I learned that its the polite way to eat in a certain easern country beginning with K (they eat dogs to).
sorry, heavily hung over from last night + i-phone.okgo said:
I dread to think what its like in the provinces where everyone is fat, a train in Doncaster must be a nightmare for example, at least in London people tend to be a bit thinner.
So if you dont live in london you're a fat 
? Okay, sorry rooney,van persie, pendleton etc, you live in the provinces so you must be a fat fker
slopes said:
okgo said:
I dread to think what its like in the provinces where everyone is fat, a train in Doncaster must be a nightmare for example, at least in London people tend to be a bit thinner.
So if you dont live in london you're a fat ? Okay, sorry rooney,van persie, pendleton etc, you live in the provinces so you must be a fat fkerThey are too busy buying useless s
t to try and stop themselves realising they live in a horrible dirty smelly place that is destroying their soul
okgo said:
slopes said:
So if you dont live in london you're a fat ? Okay, sorry rooney,van persie, pendleton etc, you live in the provinces so you must be a fat fker
It was tongue in cheek, but the standard of human in the SE is higher from my personal findings.? Okay, sorry rooney,van persie, pendleton etc, you live in the provinces so you must be a fat fker
wow PH is a fatso free zone is it. A lot of nasty men here. So someone is fat. Who gives a st. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage ! If thats how they want to live there lifes,or what life they do have then so be it.
t. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage ! If thats how they want to live there lifes,or what life they do have then so be it. Edited by simonjunior831 on Sunday 14th October 15:07
simonjunior831 said:
wow PH is a fatso free zone is it. A lot of nasty men here. So someone is fat. Who gives a st. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage !
Its a sign of someone with low levels of self-control and who is too lazy and weak-willed to take care of themselves. If they can't take their own appearance and health seriously, how likely are they to be disciplined and focused on things like work?t. Does it bother me...no. Not sure why it rattles so many peoples cage ! Also, it is disgusting to have to listen to - and smell - someone else continually eating
OP has my sympathies. I had to put up with some heffer on a packed Jubilee Line munching her way through a massive bag of crisps (the ones you use to fill up bowls at barbeques). After devouring the entire bag, covering the nearby passengers with bits of crisp shrapnel, she then whipped out a full-size baguette from a carrier bag. This was at 8am in the morning. It was bad form on my part but i lost my temper and shoved away lots of commuters to get to another part of the crowded carriage - about 4 metre away. The commuters who were now standing next to her started tutting and giving her evil looks. I felt really bad for about five seconds.
slopes said:
okgo said:
I dread to think what its like in the provinces where everyone is fat, a train in Doncaster must be a nightmare for example, at least in London people tend to be a bit thinner.
So if you dont live in london you're a ? rooney, you fker like fkers. Not all of us. But some. http://goo.gl/maps/w8ESg
You see the Pizza Shop in the picture ? I once saw Rooney parked half on the Pavement, half on double yellow lines, collecting at least 7 Large Pizzas. He was still playing for Everton, but you still see him around as he's lent his old house to the in laws.
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