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Fuel will keep rising till most people can't afford it.
I'll be 43 (I'm only just 25 now so thats a scary thought)
I will own my dream car.
Mobile phones will be implantable or disguised (such as the glasses google are currently working on)
Cars will become less reliable on the driver being competent and more reliant on the technology that powers them.
The only certainty is I'll be one parent down by then.
I'll be 43 (I'm only just 25 now so thats a scary thought)
I will own my dream car.
Mobile phones will be implantable or disguised (such as the glasses google are currently working on)
Cars will become less reliable on the driver being competent and more reliant on the technology that powers them.
The only certainty is I'll be one parent down by then.
Johnnytheboy said:
srebbe64 said:
2) Charging a mobile phone every day
Yes, we will look back and laugh.Ten years ago the indestructable Nokias went about a week without charging, so by 2030, phones'll need doing about every six hours at this rate.
Microsoft Word will also be utterly incomprehensible by then and I'll make my fortune selling typewriters.
Hopefully people will have tired of 'the new iPhone 32 now with smileys' or whatever it has.
People will laugh that we didn't use nuclear power when most power stations are nuclear. Mobile phones will be replaced with something more holographic and not a lump of plastic or metal.
We would laugh that every single day millions had to turn up at a particular desk to work - it'll pretty much all be done at home or on the move unless its security issues.
A new colour will be found called plurble. I cant describe it because it hasn't been found yet.
Edit; predictive text will work. I will barely need to touch a keyboard and all tech is voice based
People will laugh that we didn't use nuclear power when most power stations are nuclear. Mobile phones will be replaced with something more holographic and not a lump of plastic or metal.
We would laugh that every single day millions had to turn up at a particular desk to work - it'll pretty much all be done at home or on the move unless its security issues.
A new colour will be found called plurble. I cant describe it because it hasn't been found yet.
Edit; predictive text will work. I will barely need to touch a keyboard and all tech is voice based
Edited by Anubis on Saturday 13th October 10:51
Anubis said:
Hopefully people will have tired of 'the new iPhone 32 now with smileys' or whatever it has.
People will laugh that we didn't use nuclear power when most power stations are nuclear. Mobile phones will be replaced with something more holographic and not a lump of plastic or metal.
We would laugh that every single day millions had to turn up at a particular desk to work - it'll pretty much all be done at home or on the move unless its security issues.
A new colour will be found called plurble. I cant describe it because it hasn't been found yet.
Edit; predictive text will work. I will barely need to touch a keyboard and all tech is voice based
Most of those would have held true 18 years ago. I think you're onto a loser with the new colour though.People will laugh that we didn't use nuclear power when most power stations are nuclear. Mobile phones will be replaced with something more holographic and not a lump of plastic or metal.
We would laugh that every single day millions had to turn up at a particular desk to work - it'll pretty much all be done at home or on the move unless its security issues.
A new colour will be found called plurble. I cant describe it because it hasn't been found yet.
Edit; predictive text will work. I will barely need to touch a keyboard and all tech is voice based
Edited by Anubis on Saturday 13th October 10:51
You will be taxed on your thoughts.
Every time you say a bad word about a politician, somewhere a puppy will actually be drowned. Twice for cats.
Luton will be declared an independent state.
The government will have issued a grovelling apology for the Big Bang and the utter destruction to the billions of nothing that went before it. The Muslims are outraged at the sheer destruction of the Islamic portion of the nothingness. A Fatwa has been declared on the Big bang itself. It's head will be severed and all those saying that Islam is not a peaceful religion will be beheaded with a rusty spoon.
The European Union will still not have signed off its accounts. There is now so much mistruth, lies and double-dealings, even the Italians and the Greeks start to talk about paying tax. Things are indeed that dire.
The North/South wall has been raised another twenty feet in an attempt to stave of Yorkshire curmudgeonleyness spreading further south. Many people have their doubts it will make any difference.
Scotland is now independent. The Scots are happy, the English bloody estatic. The Scots still claim taxation rights for the Margate Whelk farms... Apparently the Whelks migrated south from the Dee estuary and are therefore Scottish by birth. Alex Salmond was knighted my King Billy for his great contribution to England's national wealth (actually, his severed head was knighted in a curious and freak accident witnessed by Lord Cameron).
Every time you say a bad word about a politician, somewhere a puppy will actually be drowned. Twice for cats.
Luton will be declared an independent state.
The government will have issued a grovelling apology for the Big Bang and the utter destruction to the billions of nothing that went before it. The Muslims are outraged at the sheer destruction of the Islamic portion of the nothingness. A Fatwa has been declared on the Big bang itself. It's head will be severed and all those saying that Islam is not a peaceful religion will be beheaded with a rusty spoon.
The European Union will still not have signed off its accounts. There is now so much mistruth, lies and double-dealings, even the Italians and the Greeks start to talk about paying tax. Things are indeed that dire.
The North/South wall has been raised another twenty feet in an attempt to stave of Yorkshire curmudgeonleyness spreading further south. Many people have their doubts it will make any difference.
Scotland is now independent. The Scots are happy, the English bloody estatic. The Scots still claim taxation rights for the Margate Whelk farms... Apparently the Whelks migrated south from the Dee estuary and are therefore Scottish by birth. Alex Salmond was knighted my King Billy for his great contribution to England's national wealth (actually, his severed head was knighted in a curious and freak accident witnessed by Lord Cameron).
AJS- said:
Anubis said:
Hopefully people will have tired of 'the new iPhone 32 now with smileys' or whatever it has.
People will laugh that we didn't use nuclear power when most power stations are nuclear. Mobile phones will be replaced with something more holographic and not a lump of plastic or metal.
We would laugh that every single day millions had to turn up at a particular desk to work - it'll pretty much all be done at home or on the move unless its security issues.
A new colour will be found called plurble. I cant describe it because it hasn't been found yet.
Edit; predictive text will work. I will barely need to touch a keyboard and all tech is voice based
Most of those would have held true 18 years ago. I think you're onto a loser with the new colour though.People will laugh that we didn't use nuclear power when most power stations are nuclear. Mobile phones will be replaced with something more holographic and not a lump of plastic or metal.
We would laugh that every single day millions had to turn up at a particular desk to work - it'll pretty much all be done at home or on the move unless its security issues.
A new colour will be found called plurble. I cant describe it because it hasn't been found yet.
Edit; predictive text will work. I will barely need to touch a keyboard and all tech is voice based
Edited by Anubis on Saturday 13th October 10:51
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