New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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mickk said:
Shakermaker said:
what we need, is a selection of teaspoons that are suitable only for making hot beverages, but are perhaps impactical to use for eating with. Suggestions?
Go plastic.
We are not savages.

randlemarcus

13,522 posts

231 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Shakermaker said:
A notice has gone up in the kitcenette areas at work advising of a Teaspoon amnesty. Supposedly, a hundred or so new teaspoons were purchashed just before Christmas, but already, we are down to just a bare few as people hang on to them and keep them in their desks for eating their yoghurt or cereal, or whatever they are choosing to eat, but don't then return the spoon to go in the dishwasher at the end of the day.

what we need, is a selection of teaspoons that are suitable only for making hot beverages, but are perhaps impactical to use for eating with. Suggestions?
It might be going too far, but I think the Health and Safety concerns would be assuaged by a notice to combatants, posted near the dishwasher. Known more prosaically by its codename "Grapefruit Spoon", the Mondragón Spitzenstock has an excellent defensive serration to the bowl, which can also be used to help the dissolution of less fine sugar granules. This pair of 1896 Spitzenstocks reflect their multi-conflict usage, but you might be able to find a more modern Abrams set, if you need a significant amount, and can generate an End User Certificate.

SlimJim16v

5,660 posts

143 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Shakermaker said:
what we need, is a selection of teaspoons that are suitable only for making hot beverages, but are perhaps impactical to use for eating with. Suggestions?
Absinthe spoon.

eldar

21,747 posts

196 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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SlimJim16v said:
Absinthe spoon.
Winning advice, provided it is if the iced tea design, most were rather too flat. A Warbette or Marzo would be the ideal balance of cost and utility for the workplace setting.

Poisson96

2,098 posts

131 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Spiked Spoon. Perfect for mixing if a proper one is used (a few choice makes available) and impossible to eat with but beware of cheap ones as they are not well designed and are terrible stirs.

MDMA .

8,895 posts

101 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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How about a heroin spoon? Bit of residue left on and no-one is going to pick that up and use it smile

alorotom

11,939 posts

187 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Shakermaker said:
A notice has gone up in the kitcenette areas at work advising of a Teaspoon amnesty. Supposedly, a hundred or so new teaspoons were purchashed just before Christmas, but already, we are down to just a bare few as people hang on to them and keep them in their desks for eating their yoghurt or cereal, or whatever they are choosing to eat, but don't then return the spoon to go in the dishwasher at the end of the day.

what we need, is a selection of teaspoons that are suitable only for making hot beverages, but are perhaps impactical to use for eating with. Suggestions?
Wooden stirrer sticks a la Costa etc... that's what is used at a couple of the buildings I frequent

mickk

28,862 posts

242 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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alorotom said:
Wooden stirrer sticks a la Costa etc... that's what is used at a couple of the buildings I frequent
He won't like that, he's already rubbished my plastic idea. Very Snobbish. wink

Felters

618 posts

199 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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New to the teaspoon market - and fully appreciate that I'm off at a tangent here - but a recent bequest from an Aunt is mainly composed of assorted jam spoons. Many are "crested" and I am very concerned by the "Salcombe 1957". The under gusset supporting the main load bearing areas is badly worn and in need of restoration. Marcello and Piazolla would be an obvious choice but their work is geared to the American market and to my eye always seems over restored. Any suggestions?

55palfers

5,909 posts

164 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Felters said:
New to the teaspoon market - and fully appreciate that I'm off at a tangent here - but a recent bequest from an Aunt is mainly composed of assorted jam spoons. Many are "crested" and I am very concerned by the "Salcombe 1957". The under gusset supporting the main load bearing areas is badly worn and in need of restoration. Marcello and Piazolla would be an obvious choice but their work is geared to the American market and to my eye always seems over restored. Any suggestions?
Classic "Triggers' Broom" quandary.

Take the handle off a less than exciting makeweight from your inheritance and effect repair.

The classic car restoration mob have been bolting a VIN plate from a 1950's heap onto a recreation chassis for years.

DanielSan

18,792 posts

167 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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MDMA . said:
How about a heroin spoon? Bit of residue left on and no-one is going to pick that up and use it smile
I don't feel you're taking this seriously, sir.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Felters said:
New to the teaspoon market - and fully appreciate that I'm off at a tangent here - but a recent bequest from an Aunt is mainly composed of assorted jam spoons. Many are "crested" and I am very concerned by the "Salcombe 1957". The under gusset supporting the main load bearing areas is badly worn and in need of restoration. Marcello and Piazolla would be an obvious choice but their work is geared to the American market and to my eye always seems over restored. Any suggestions?
Valsamis. On Cooper St, W5. He doesn't show up on Google but he's there. As someone at Szpiegelman's recent market said to me, "He is the Ollivander of the spooning elite". He will quote high but come in under, so don't panic when you see his beautifully hand-written quote.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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alorotom said:
Shakermaker said:
A notice has gone up in the kitcenette areas at work advising of a Teaspoon amnesty. Supposedly, a hundred or so new teaspoons were purchashed just before Christmas, but already, we are down to just a bare few as people hang on to them and keep them in their desks for eating their yoghurt or cereal, or whatever they are choosing to eat, but don't then return the spoon to go in the dishwasher at the end of the day.

what we need, is a selection of teaspoons that are suitable only for making hot beverages, but are perhaps impactical to use for eating with. Suggestions?
Wooden stirrer sticks a la Costa etc... that's what is used at a couple of the buildings I frequent
But how do you use them to measure out the coffee and sugar, which is important for the people who drink decaf and/or use sugar

Butter Face

30,299 posts

160 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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OpulentBob said:
Felters said:
New to the teaspoon market - and fully appreciate that I'm off at a tangent here - but a recent bequest from an Aunt is mainly composed of assorted jam spoons. Many are "crested" and I am very concerned by the "Salcombe 1957". The under gusset supporting the main load bearing areas is badly worn and in need of restoration. Marcello and Piazolla would be an obvious choice but their work is geared to the American market and to my eye always seems over restored. Any suggestions?
Valsamis. On Cooper St, W5. He doesn't show up on Google but he's there. As someone at Szpiegelman's recent market said to me, "He is the Ollivander of the spooning elite". He will quote high but come in under, so don't panic when you see his beautifully hand-written quote.


My grandad met him on a trip to the big smoke in 1962, my grandad was a spoon virgin at the time having been brought up as the son of a pit worker ooop Norf he'd never alctually held a spoon. It seems totally alien to even think of it in our modern enlightened times!

So there was my grandad, a complete sooon novice, taking his first steps in Spoon fancying and his first purchase was a Valsamis restored 1929 (March dated) French magnesium crested 5.1" edition.

I think he paid a fair price for it at the time but it got sold in 1979 to pay for a house (!!)

I've seen it change hands a few times since and it's fair to say that my grandad should have kept the spoon and lived in the room cupboard st the school for a couple more years.


Anyway, I digress. The chap is a genius, he's recently done some work for me, I'm not showing it off just yet wink

Felters

618 posts

199 months

Wednesday 22nd February 2017
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Valsamis!!!! Of course - showing my inexperience here. There were some supporting service bills from him in the american oak cabinet that my aunt had made to house the collection. Apparently Valsamis (known to his inner circle as "Squiffy" according to Auntie) was so excited by the workmanship involved in the cabinet that he collapsed on top of her. According to uncle Dickie she had to pull him off on the shop floor. I'd have loved to have been there...

OpulentBob said:
Valsamis. On Cooper St, W5. He doesn't show up on Google but he's there. As someone at Szpiegelman's recent market said to me, "He is the Ollivander of the spooning elite". He will quote high but come in under, so don't panic when you see his beautifully hand-written quote.

Pints

18,444 posts

194 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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dibbers006 said:
Scales?
Absolutely. And it certainly sounds like Shaker is suggesting he uses the same spoon for decanting the sugar as he does for stirring. What sort of savagery are we potentially dealing with here!?

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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Pints said:
dibbers006 said:
Scales?
Absolutely. And it certainly sounds like Shaker is suggesting he uses the same spoon for decanting the sugar as he does for stirring. What sort of savagery are we potentially dealing with here!?
Personally, I don't use the sugar, but one has to maintain standards and try and bring up the level of those who do and simply giving them a wooden stick or a plastic spoon will give them no incentive to improve themselves and learn how to properly enjoy a properly brewed tea or cup of coffee. I am far more of the mindset that positive encouragement and reinforcement is what these people need.

can't remember

1,078 posts

128 months

Thursday 23rd February 2017
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alorotom said:
Wooden stirrer sticks a la Costa etc... that's what is used at a couple of the buildings I frequent
All that will happen if you do this is they will nick two of the wooded stirrers and use them as mini chopsticks to eat their sushi. Crafty bds these spoon thieves. Firing squads in the car park is the only language they understand.

Shakermaker

11,317 posts

100 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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I've just read a disturbing editorial from the latest "Cutlers Periodical" due out in early March.

And yes, I know that most of us dismiss it as being rather too noveau-riche for the true Teaspoon afficionado, especially given their seemingly devout love for such interlopers as soup spoons, and butter knives. However, like so many, those who shout loudest have their voices heard, and I fear that Cutlers' latest release might have some serious consequences for the rest of us.

I can't link to it on here as its a watermarked copy, but to paraphrase the salient details

"we believe that those people with any sense of social awareness and the and ethical mind, should be moved to stop using the term "teaspoon" because it promotes the idea of poverty, given the terrible conditions at most of the worlds major tea plantations and the poverty the workers live and work in, scraping by just so that those of us in our ivory towers can enjoy our Earl Grey on our morning commute, the teaspoon is the epitome of the symbol of their oppression and colonial past which is no longer welcome in the modern world. Henceforth, CP will be using the newly accepted term amongst many industry experts of "beverage spoon" moving forward, and any recipes that we link to in our sister publications will move to the abbreviation of bvsp" in place of "tsp" in a phased transition from May 2017"

I am feeling outraged by this. Justifiably so, I hope, as many of you will be. The word teaspoon has long since surpassed any real relation to actual tea, and especially since CP had that 2-part special edition on actual tea strainers and infusers, entirely negating the need for any spoon at all.

I believe that investigation will find that this has something to do with one of CPs largest advertisers being part of the Coffee World chain - they can't yet get us to accept the term "coffeespoon" but I can see this as an early part of their agenda.

anonymous-user

54 months

Friday 24th February 2017
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My subscription to them is already in question, this is the icing on the cake. (Can we day that? Is that a bit too bourgeoisie as well?!) They'll stop us having "black" tea next.