New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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Mr Roper

13,016 posts

195 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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SWoll said:
It's just another perfect example of the massive cultural divide between the upper and working classes IMHO.

Mr Roper is well aware that without the proper equipment and training that his so called 'methods' are nigh on impossible to properly complete and likely to be dangerous in the hands of all but a select few, but is unwilling to offer any objectivity in his post.

Boils my piss, it really does. mad
It's hardly rocket science..

Here...


Note the undisturbed calm tea after my sudden 360 flick.

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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joe_90 said:
BorkFactor said:
I am getting some odd looks in the library for trying to hide the fact that I am laughing at this thread... Brilliant! rofl
Why are you are the library? Does not compute, just use google from home??? wink
Ha! hehe

Long break between lectures so I am telling myself that I will be productive if I go to the library and work. Not really happening... paperbag

Shaw Tarse

31,544 posts

204 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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vixen1700 said:
Shaw Tarse said:
Has anyone got the classic one, that have a rose on the handle?


Like these? smile
Nah, like

(That's a fish fork, mum & dad may have one teaspoon that hasn't been lost)

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Mr Roper, I am somewhat surprised that brew hasn't spun off the table backwards and ended up as a colossal pee stain on your trousers...

Mr Roper

13,016 posts

195 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Mr Roper, I am somewhat surprised that brew hasn't spun off the table backwards and ended up as a colossal pee stain on your trousers...
And so close to my laptop....Yes, I'm quite the showoff.

omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Mr Roper said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
Mr Roper, I am somewhat surprised that brew hasn't spun off the table backwards and ended up as a colossal pee stain on your trousers...
And so close to my laptop....Yes, I'm quite the showoff.
Although i am impressed by your stirring skills, you must admit that if i were to try that with tea, there could, and indeed probably would be a a tea/keyboard moment and that is just not acceptable these days.

drivin_me_nuts

17,949 posts

212 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Mr Roper said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
Mr Roper, I am somewhat surprised that brew hasn't spun off the table backwards and ended up as a colossal pee stain on your trousers...
And so close to my laptop....Yes, I'm quite the showoff.
TBO, I was more concerned about the traits of the mug itself and not the passenger behind the stirring wheel.

SWoll

18,494 posts

259 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Mr Roper said:
SWoll said:
It's just another perfect example of the massive cultural divide between the upper and working classes IMHO.

Mr Roper is well aware that without the proper equipment and training that his so called 'methods' are nigh on impossible to properly complete and likely to be dangerous in the hands of all but a select few, but is unwilling to offer any objectivity in his post.

Boils my piss, it really does. mad
It's hardly rocket science..

Here...


Note the undisturbed calm tea after my sudden 360 flick.
You aren't even using a spoon FFS|

Without video evidence and a can of custard that could be anyones finger in a cup of lukewarm tea. You call that proof?

I just hope anyone who follows your advice has a tube of Savlon ready.

Mr Roper said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
Mr Roper, I am somewhat surprised that brew hasn't spun off the table backwards and ended up as a colossal pee stain on your trousers...
And so close to my laptop....Yes, I'm quite the showoff.
No surprise there.

tt.

Edited by SWoll on Friday 26th October 12:21

SMGB

790 posts

140 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Shaw Tarse said:
Nah, like

(That's a fish fork, mum & dad may have one teaspoon that hasn't been lost)
Wow, that akes you back String back stirring gloves, flat 'at and a classic spode tea set on a silver tray looking out over your park. A vanished England weeping

Mr Roper

13,016 posts

195 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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SWoll said:
Mr Roper said:
SWoll said:
It's just another perfect example of the massive cultural divide between the upper and working classes IMHO.

Mr Roper is well aware that without the proper equipment and training that his so called 'methods' are nigh on impossible to properly complete and likely to be dangerous in the hands of all but a select few, but is unwilling to offer any objectivity in his post.

Boils my piss, it really does. mad
It's hardly rocket science..

Here...


Note the undisturbed calm tea after my sudden 360 flick.
You aren't even using a spoon FFS|

Without video evidence and a can of custard that could be anyones finger in a cup of lukewarm tea. You call that proof?

I just hope anyone who follows your advice has a tube of Savlon ready.

Mr Roper said:
drivin_me_nuts said:
Mr Roper, I am somewhat surprised that brew hasn't spun off the table backwards and ended up as a colossal pee stain on your trousers...
And so close to my laptop....Yes, I'm quite the showoff.
No surprise there.

tt.

Edited by SWoll on Friday 26th October 12:21
I'm leaving and I'm taking my skills with me.



omgus

7,305 posts

176 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Mr Roper said:
I'm leaving and I'm taking my skills with me.
Oooh, Who put sugar in your Earl Grey?

Bloody IAS tarts.

SWoll

18,494 posts

259 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Mr Roper said:
I'm leaving and I'm taking my skills with me.
Amazing. Someone challenges your advice and you run away like a big girl.

At least have the backbone to stick to your convictions, otherwise you may as well have not commented at all.

Justayellowbadge

37,057 posts

243 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Oh, ffs, All I need is a knife.

Shaolin

2,955 posts

190 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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drivin_me_nuts said:
Now, with regard to stirring etiquette, is it acceptable to tap the spoon on the side of the cup after stirring?
You nose the stilton don't you? Go on, admit it.

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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Shaolin said:
You nose the stilton don't you? Go on, admit it.
Not this again!!

Mr Roper

13,016 posts

195 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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SWoll said:
Mr Roper said:
I'm leaving and I'm taking my skills with me.
Amazing. Someone challenges your advice and you run away like a big girl.

At least have the backbone to stick to your convictions, otherwise you may as well have not commented at all.
C'mon now, lets not be retarded....I think I made it quite simple.
Stir in one direction, 3 full revolutions per 6-8 grams of sugar. Obviously this multiplies if your a builder. Just as you complete the last and final revolution (Note: At this point you will have created a whirlpool effect in your cup WHICH can rise too far but that's another lesson for the more hardcore advanced users) By sudddenly changing direction you ultimately confuse the tea, Where do I go? (Thinks the tea) And it's at this precise point you force the whirlpol turmoil into submission and all that's left is a calm, placid cup of tea.

Go it? You thick fk?

shoestring7

6,138 posts

247 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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I'm about to change one to my winter teaspoons, and I'm wondering if I need to change all of them or just half (as I try to stir to the conditions at all times).

SS7

Rutter

2,070 posts

207 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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I stir my tea with a custard cream.



evil len

4,398 posts

270 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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I dont like tea.

offendi

244 posts

148 months

Friday 26th October 2012
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As with other waffley PH threads we had the correct answer on page one

DrTre said:
Breasts