New Teaspoon Advice Please

New Teaspoon Advice Please

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oakdale

1,801 posts

202 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Captain Muppet said:
Is this a new niche meme or do people really keep thinking that they are the first to post that line in this thread?


My uncle Osric still hasn't spoken since watching the Matrix, the doctors think his mind shattered from the horror.
He uses chopsticks now, he won't even look at any traditional cutlery, much less his beloved spoons.

Such a shame, he was thinking of going pro once he had saved up for a decent competition spoon. The money has gone now of course, he blew the lot on a shabby collection of obviously fake Japanese copies of classic Chinese sticks. I think he even has half a chip fork in there somewhere. So sad.
He may be able to get help here.

http://www.phobia-fear-release.com/spoons-phobia.h...

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Badvok said:
Willy Nilly said:
How's everyone's summer stirring season going? My winter spoons are away for a well earned service. I don't tend to drink as much tea during the summer so only service my summer spoons every other year.
Mate, no offence but spoons deserve to be used all year round. Not only can some of us not afford a set of summer/winter spoons but you're really not doing them justice if you only get your summer spoons out in fair weather.
My winter spoons get worked quite hard and it is false economy sidestepping the scheduled out of season maintenance. Can you imagine battling through the elements in January and getting home to find you can't stir your tea due to a worn way flange tip that could have been overhauled in July? Let me tell you, it's happened to me and will never happen again. Hence my winter stirrers get a good going over during the summer so they are fit for the winter stirring season.

RDMcG

19,142 posts

207 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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The Crack Fox said:
That's made up, an excuse for lazy bds in the public sector employed in stirring to skive off work.
Aaah…easy to ignore, but at a gritty urban stirfest a few years ago I saw the telltale stir quiver,and suffered from an unprovoked attack with a razor-edged Hurlingham in the burly mitt of a laid-off taxidermist. I still have the scar. I now only attend properly sanctioned events.

55palfers

5,909 posts

164 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
My winter spoons get worked quite hard and it is false economy sidestepping the scheduled out of season maintenance. Can you imagine battling through the elements in January and getting home to find you can't stir your tea due to a worn way flange tip that could have been overhauled in July? Let me tell you, it's happened to me and will never happen again. Hence my winter stirrers get a good going over during the summer so they are fit for the winter stirring season.
Do you have any thoughts on the proper storage of winter spoons during the summer please?

Willy Nilly

12,511 posts

167 months

Tuesday 22nd July 2014
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55palfers said:
Willy Nilly said:
My winter spoons get worked quite hard and it is false economy sidestepping the scheduled out of season maintenance. Can you imagine battling through the elements in January and getting home to find you can't stir your tea due to a worn way flange tip that could have been overhauled in July? Let me tell you, it's happened to me and will never happen again. Hence my winter stirrers get a good going over during the summer so they are fit for the winter stirring season.
Do you have any thoughts on the proper storage of winter spoons during the summer please?
Keep them cool. I keep mine in the salad draw in the fridge. They're not designed with high ambient temperatures in mind.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Willy Nilly said:
Keep them cool. I keep mine in the salad drawER in the fridge. They're not designed with high ambient temperatures in mind.
One word for you : Condensation.

I've seen the cracks that it can cause 'twixt flange and shaft. Not nice. Not nice at all.

And then there's the risk that someone will spill <shudder> salad cream on them.

Far better, if you must make a statutory off-stirring notification, that you keep them wrapped in their original cloth in a cool dark place.

anonymous-user

54 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Anyone found a decent VERY safe rinse-aid yet? I've kept my tabletop dish (spoon) washer clean of any chemicals so far, but due to the hardness of my water I've been getting a little fed up with constant buffing to remove water marks. Not to mention the risk to the patina. Any tips?
(I've heard of Johnsons baby bath being added in place of rinse aid, but that was from a guy in Sharkeys Antiques near Birkenhead, so I'm a little wary.)

Blib

44,071 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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marshalla said:
One word for you : Condensation.

I've seen the cracks that it can cause 'twixt flange and shaft. Not nice. Not nice at all.
yes



This happened to me. Yes, I know the spoon was only a Krupp "Everyday". But, I certainly learnt my lesson. No more salad drawer storage for me.

ETA: Ignore the bowl serrations. I made them as part of an experiment. I was studying the vortexes created by various types of Lipton teas.

Edited by Blib on Wednesday 23 July 08:19

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Blib said:
yes



This happened to me. Yes, I know the spoon was only a Krupp "Everyday". But, I certainly learnt my lesson. No more salad drawer storage for me.
FRUITER!

Blib

44,071 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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marshalla said:
FRUITER!
rolleyes

See my edit.

marshalla

15,902 posts

201 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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The pitting around those fractures is indicative of only one thing, and it isn't condensation.

Sod it. I'm just going to say it - acid.

If isn't fruit damage then it must be pickling liquor.


Edited by marshalla on Wednesday 23 July 08:30

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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bloody hell Blib, how many Krupps do you own?

Blib

44,071 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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marshalla said:
The pitting around those fractures is indicative of only one thing, and it isn't condensation.

Sod it. I'm just going to say it - acid.

If isn't fruit damage then it must be pickling liquor.


Edited by marshalla on Wednesday 23 July 08:30
Reported to the mods.

Blib

44,071 posts

197 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Hugo a Gogo said:
bloody hell Blib, how many Krupps do you own?
Own, Hugo? I don't own any of them. I am merely their custodian for a few short years.



Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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well you're doing a piss-poor job of it! the state of that poor Strich Sechser

dmitsi

3,583 posts

220 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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marshalla said:
The pitting around those fractures is indicative of only one thing, and it isn't condensation.

Sod it. I'm just going to say it - acid.

If isn't fruit damage then it must be pickling liquor.


Edited by marshalla on Wednesday 23 July 08:30
I have to agree on acid erosion, though more worryingly the ellipse on the bowl is showing definite signs of 'yoghurting'.

Hugo a Gogo

23,378 posts

233 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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perhaps blib should be made to go and stand in the (Müller) corner

dmitsi

3,583 posts

220 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Danone to the naughty step.

Fishtigua

9,786 posts

195 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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Onken sideration, should he be a on the Board any longer?

dmitsi

3,583 posts

220 months

Wednesday 23rd July 2014
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If Yoplait with fire, you'll get burned.