New Teaspoon Advice Please
Discussion
Poisson96 said:
Just got an immaculate Sardonovic Racer, someone threw it in a skip thinking it was a broken normal spoon due to its cut down sleekness. A clean and polish sees it shining, it even has the optional red inlay. Eyes open people, gems everywhere.
The "limited edition" red inlay ? Do the numbers match ? marshalla said:
Poisson96 said:
Just got an immaculate Sardonovic Racer, someone threw it in a skip thinking it was a broken normal spoon due to its cut down sleekness. A clean and polish sees it shining, it even has the optional red inlay. Eyes open people, gems everywhere.
The "limited edition" red inlay ? Do the numbers match ? Must admit, I need to move a couple of spoons on, thinking of ditching a mid-90's Sardonovic (the dark era we do not talk about, including the hostile takeover. Thankfully back to their own right now)
Not a well known brand, I am enjoying my Vienna Chrono teaspoon, it cost me more than my Audi but it was worth it.
I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
20/10 for creativity?
I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
20/10 for creativity?
allroad one said:
Not a well known brand, I am enjoying my Vienna Chrono teaspoon, it cost me more than my Audi but it was worth it.
I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
20/10 for creativity?
No, it just smacks of spoon nouveau riche stirring too hard. My daily stirrers - 1930's sterling from Foggets of Sheffield - may be a bit dented, and polished thin over the years, but they simply ooze class. I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
20/10 for creativity?
Ayahuasca said:
No, it just smacks of spoon nouveau riche stirring too hard. My daily stirrers - 1930's sterling from Foggets of Sheffield - may be a bit dented, and polished thin over the years, but they simply ooze class.
I think you can stuff your spoon up where the sun don't shine. Foggets are a terrible brand. Like Maybach and any Chinese car maker, they try too hard to be classy. Noveau riche all the way. Foggets are really made by a bunch of fallroad one said:
Not a well known brand, I am enjoying my Vienna Chrono teaspoon, it cost me more than my Audi but it was worth it.
I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
You purchased an audi. Compared to that, circumcision with a rusty spoon is positively delightful. I suspect the spoon will require fewer returns to the dealership for remedial work. Cherish the spoon. I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
drivin_me_nuts said:
allroad one said:
Not a well known brand, I am enjoying my Vienna Chrono teaspoon, it cost me more than my Audi but it was worth it.
I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
You purchased an audi. Compared to that, circumcision with a rusty spoon is positively delightful. I suspect the spoon will require fewer returns to the dealership for remedial work. Cherish the spoon. I purchased it at Arnold Clark Vauxhall, it is a luxury teaspoon made with the finest silver and lined with leftover gold leaf from the McLaren F1, and embedded is a unique Vienna Chrono chronograph which uses the finest Swiss movements, but is hand assembled by the best watchmakers in the world in Austria. Each of these limited edition "24 Hours of Nurburguring Chrono" teaspoons contains a letter of authenticity by Alois Ruf, Jr and a signature engraved in to each teaspoon by the watchmaker who crafted it. As an optional extra, you can also include a power option, which stirs your tea depending on the type. The spoon moves at over 3 million revolutions a second, but offers a lifetime guarantee on spillages. Simply you can take a pic of it and upload a picture of your wife's breasts as a symbol of authenticity.
The box it comes in is made from solid gold and calfskin. Inside is a quilted pillow stuffed with goose fat. It also contains a special glove that you must wear while using it or otherwise it will be confiscated as there are ADT CCTV cameras installed to watch and protect your spoon from thieves. It contains an self destruction feature which detonates an atomic bomb capable of destroying the entirety of Pyeongyang.
On top of that, each teaspoon comes with your own private security firm that watches your spoon's every movement.
These spoons are only sold at Arnold Clark dealers and can only be acquired and placed in to the waiting list after paying a £50000 deposit contribution and letting yourself be circumcised.
Poisson96 said:
Show you? Don't you know how much photography damages rare spoons. We trust each other in here if one can sufficiently argue your case. You seem not to know etiquette. Maybe you are one of those forkist weirdos?
Pah! Low class spoon addict bad mouthing me. I would take a pic but I left the gold plated iPhone in the Audi.Watching The Stirring Channel last night and it seems that China's move to be dominant in football is an elaborate and expensive distraction to divert attention from the real aim which is world domination of Stirring.
They are pouring billions into it, there is even a city (they won't tell us where) that is not only near some of the finest tea plantations in China, but also has a mine where the ore for rare metal that is perfectly suited to competition level stirring implements is extracted. They are also recruiting stirring and spoon experts from around the world including our very own Blib. He was smuggled into China aboard a shipment of cat pelts in February.
They are pouring billions into it, there is even a city (they won't tell us where) that is not only near some of the finest tea plantations in China, but also has a mine where the ore for rare metal that is perfectly suited to competition level stirring implements is extracted. They are also recruiting stirring and spoon experts from around the world including our very own Blib. He was smuggled into China aboard a shipment of cat pelts in February.
mybrainhurts said:
Upon discovering a teaspoon in one's underpants in a public place, how should one proceed to remedy the situation?
Depends - is the public place in the underpants, or are the underpants in the public place ? If the former, I believe the rule book states that a section 47 evacuation can be performed. If the latter, are ladies present and have they paid the appropriate fee ?
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