rowdy xmas parties

[s3fella]

DrTre said:

I went to my wife's one a few years back. Flew in specially for it. She was a bit off with me for some reason, think I'd been working too hard or something. Anyway she introduced me to a couple of colleagues, one of whom was a total dick.
I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
fk me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!
Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.

That near exact thing happened to me, only I also fell over a table next to Posh Spice whilst innocents were shot.