rowdy xmas parties
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Over the years they've been quite horrific. 
One about 8 years back started off with a lot of drinking in the office combined wioth a bit of weed then onto a trendy London hotel where the pills were dropped. Only thing I can remember there was falling over a table next to Posh Spice and knocking over the candles and glasses right by her feet, and her look of repulsion stuck in my mind. Lost about 6 hours that night and didn't have a clue how I got home around 8.00 am
That was when I worked for a fashion company.
A lairy one a few years back had my mrs. staying in a hotel in London, I arranged to meet her after the 'party' but it went on a fair bit longer in some club. Got a cab, got to the hotel and fell asleep in the lift going up and down all night long. Phone nicked too. She wasn't very happy at all, and I felt dreadful for days after that one.
There have been plenty of others, but over the last couple of years they've been quite civilised when I can be bothered to go to them.
One about 8 years back started off with a lot of drinking in the office combined wioth a bit of weed then onto a trendy London hotel where the pills were dropped. Only thing I can remember there was falling over a table next to Posh Spice and knocking over the candles and glasses right by her feet, and her look of repulsion stuck in my mind. Lost about 6 hours that night and didn't have a clue how I got home around 8.00 am
That was when I worked for a fashion company.
A lairy one a few years back had my mrs. staying in a hotel in London, I arranged to meet her after the 'party' but it went on a fair bit longer in some club. Got a cab, got to the hotel and fell asleep in the lift going up and down all night long. Phone nicked too.
She wasn't very happy at all, and I felt dreadful for days after that one. There have been plenty of others, but over the last couple of years they've been quite civilised when I can be bothered to go to them.
Edited by vixen1700 on Friday 7th December 12:59
I went to my wife's one a few years back. Flew in specially for it. She was a bit off with me for some reason, think I'd been working too hard or something. Anyway she introduced me to a couple of colleagues, one of whom was a total dick.
I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
f
k me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!
Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
f
k me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
DrTre said:
I went to my wife's one a few years back. Flew in specially for it. She was a bit off with me for some reason, think I'd been working too hard or something. Anyway she introduced me to a couple of colleagues, one of whom was a total dick.
I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
fk me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!
Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
Yep, similar thing happened to me just before I got in a bit of trouble at the airport.I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
f
k me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
DrTre said:
I went to my wife's one a few years back. Flew in specially for it. She was a bit off with me for some reason, think I'd been working too hard or something. Anyway she introduced me to a couple of colleagues, one of whom was a total dick.
I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
fk me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!
Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
Yippe-kai-aai muthafI went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
f
k me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
ka.... 
Only thing is that the commotion was downstairs and yet you went upstairs....
I remember being at a Christmas party when some bloke got so drunk that just before the end of the night he staggered out into the corridor, fell against the wall and stumbled along until he reached the coat pegs where all the coats were hanging. He buried his head right inside some woman's suede jacket - and threw up with great force!!
Suede jackets and sicked-up red wine don't make a good combination. At least that's what the dry cleaners said!!
Suede jackets and sicked-up red wine don't make a good combination. At least that's what the dry cleaners said!!
DrTre said:
I went to my wife's one a few years back. Flew in specially for it. She was a bit off with me for some reason, think I'd been working too hard or something. Anyway she introduced me to a couple of colleagues, one of whom was a total dick.
I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
fk me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!
Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
Funny that, I was on duty not so long ago, it was a real quiet night when we got a bit of a nutcase call from a new Chinese, or was it Japanese?....anyway, this new office block down town. Seeing it was on my way back to the precinct I took a slow drive by, called in to see the night watchman, who seemed cool so I wished him a Happy Christmas and went on my way.I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
f
k me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
Next thing.....it's raining "turrists" and the car gets shot to s
t!
Xmas dos was always good fun.The notorious yuletide BJ. On a mad xmas do I was asked for a Christmas kiss by a bit of a rough one and being a man of galantry I offered an alternative, I think as a joke, only to be taken up one said offer. It was bad, several people I knew walked past that phone box. By morning I was in the town centre in only my boxers, no shoes or socks, I had to ring my Mum on reverse charges to come and collect me.
She was not pleased and made me sit in the boot and was horrid to me all Christmas day, even with me feeling all ill and everything.
She was not pleased and made me sit in the boot and was horrid to me all Christmas day, even with me feeling all ill and everything.
5 years ago my old company had their christmas party at a venue in the grounds of Legoland Windsor, massive tent type event with lots of different companies all there.
One of the blokes from the Bristol office got so drunk that he tied his tie round his head and punched one of the directors straight in the face. Hard.
One of the blokes from the Bristol office got so drunk that he tied his tie round his head and punched one of the directors straight in the face. Hard.
One Xmas party, during a trip to the gents i walked in on my boss receiving some 'oral love' off one of his female colleagues (stood between two Urinals, classy). Figured it was best to give them some privacy, so i stood guard at the door till they were done.
After Xmas, i was invited to his office. He had no memory of what went off during that afternoon, but for some reason remembered that i would know what had he'd been up to! So i filled in the blanks for him, by the end of the conversation the grin across his face was so large and smug looking other people were asking me what i'd said to him.
I also got a 'hush money' promotion, so we were both winners in the end.
After Xmas, i was invited to his office. He had no memory of what went off during that afternoon, but for some reason remembered that i would know what had he'd been up to! So i filled in the blanks for him, by the end of the conversation the grin across his face was so large and smug looking other people were asking me what i'd said to him.
I also got a 'hush money' promotion, so we were both winners in the end.
DrTre said:
I went to my wife's one a few years back. Flew in specially for it. She was a bit off with me for some reason, think I'd been working too hard or something. Anyway she introduced me to a couple of colleagues, one of whom was a total dick.
I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
fk me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!
Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
Hey! I think I was at that same party!!I went to her office to freshen up a little and the next thing I know there is an almighty commotion downstairs.
All hell breaks loose. I realise I'm best off not showing my face so I sneak upstairs.
f
k me. Next thing I see some bloke shooting the wife's boss in the head! Then I realise there's loads of these blokes all over the building!Well I decide to call the cops and when they turn up they only get blown up by the terrorists. Well it's then I realise it's me vs them and it all kicked off big style.
...You werent the guy climbing around in the ventilation shaft were you!?!
Man, that was a crazy night. One on my mate's brothers died! We found him in the lift shaft. Bonkers.
Then to top it all off I exited via the roof.
I got invited to one at an airport a couple of years later. Couldnt make that one though.
We don't really have Xmas parties anymore as a lot of the staff don't want to attend as they live a fair bit away & don't want to pay for a hotel etc.
However one of the most famous ones as a do at a local hotel, one of the sales guys was leering over the girls in the office, (he was married) & was asked on more than 1 occasion to leave them alone, by them & other members of staff.
He continued to do so & fueled by booze one of the engineers dished him a slap to the chops, sending the leery sales guy tumbling down the big posh hotel stairs & taking out the statue at the bottom.
However one of the most famous ones as a do at a local hotel, one of the sales guys was leering over the girls in the office, (he was married) & was asked on more than 1 occasion to leave them alone, by them & other members of staff.
He continued to do so & fueled by booze one of the engineers dished him a slap to the chops, sending the leery sales guy tumbling down the big posh hotel stairs & taking out the statue at the bottom.
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