I did something childish today.

I did something childish today.

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Hooli

32,278 posts

201 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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R8VXF said:
Another is the "Yawn Rape", stick your finger in her mouth when she is yawning rofl Accidentally managed to get one of our cats with this one as well!
I do that to our dog too, always funny smile

TheInternet

4,725 posts

164 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Leafspring said:
Some cheeky bd has put the sign up so he can have his own private toilet and nobody bothered to see why it hadn't been fixed in nearly a year rofl
See also: Colouring the little 'vacant' indicator in red when it's unlocked to give the same impression.

sebhaque

6,409 posts

182 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Dicked about with the macros on our holiday tracker at the start of the week. Any time someone puts incorrect information (e.g. booking a holiday for Saturday or amending someone else's lines) they're now met with a message box saying there was an error updating the sheet and to let me know. Error reference ID is 10T.

I've had two emails from colleagues asking how to fix an error ID 10T. Bless them.

gazchap

1,523 posts

184 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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sebhaque said:
Dicked about with the macros on our holiday tracker at the start of the week. Any time someone puts incorrect information (e.g. booking a holiday for Saturday or amending someone else's lines) they're now met with a message box saying there was an error updating the sheet and to let me know. Error reference ID is 10T.

I've had two emails from colleagues asking how to fix an error ID 10T. Bless them.
I've done similar things on our internal systems before.

The e-mail I had asking me how to fix the "Banana in disk drive error" was a highlight.

Japveesix

4,482 posts

169 months

Friday 5th December 2014
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Tyre Tread said:
matrignano said:
So you ate what your colleague wasn't able to, less than 30 presumably?
That's how I read it initially but I think the total quantity left was more than one bowl full and the challenge was to eat a certain sized bowl full.
There were actually 63 split over two bowls as this was the (somewhat random) figure my colleague initially claimed he could eat. However once he saw the sheer volume of sprouts it instead became "eat a bowl each and you can both F off". I think I ate 32 but I kept losing count. I had a dreadful stomach most of the evening and sat on the loo almost as many times as I usually would in a week....

Awesome.

QuantumTokoloshi

4,165 posts

218 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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We have an organisational chart up on the wall with small pictures of the various levels of management. I have slowly been replacing the pictures with Darth Vader, Dr evil, the Emperor, Dr Spock etc. Over the last few weeks. Small but very satisfying.

I aim to replace all the pictures over the Christmas period when it is quiet.

5potTurbo

12,555 posts

169 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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QuantumTokoloshi said:
We have an organisational chart up on the wall with small pictures of the various levels of management. I have slowly been replacing the pictures with Darth Vader, Dr evil, the Emperor, Dr Spock etc. Over the last few weeks. Small but very satisfying.

I aim to replace all the pictures over the Christmas period when it is quiet.
Picture proof or it didn't happen! wink

LordJammy

3,112 posts

190 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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226bhp said:
I recently came across a rather large pink strap-on dildo type thing complete with balls laid in the road, 'Wonder what I can do with that?' I pondered as I threw it into the car and drove off.

Today I zip tied it to the rear towing eye of someone's car who we don't particularly like.
So if you see something winking at you from underneath the rear of a Renault Kangoo give the guy a wave. byebye
rofl

AceOfHearts

5,822 posts

192 months

Ari

19,352 posts

216 months

Tuesday 9th December 2014
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5potTurbo said:
Picture proof or it didn't happen! wink
Sorry, you think some of these posts actually happened? confused

carmadgaz

3,201 posts

184 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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markmullen said:
On a similar note a lot of cars allow you to set a speed limit in the menus, you get a really annoying bonging noise when you exceed the limit. Set it to 25 in your colleagues cars, it'll drive them mad.
My mate and I borrowed his brother's Stilo while he was away. Found that option while playing with it, was disappointed when all we got was a single "BONG" when we hit 30 frown

ikarl

3,730 posts

200 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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LordJammy said:
226bhp said:
I recently came across a rather large pink strap-on dildo type thing complete with balls laid in the road, 'Wonder what I can do with that?' I pondered as I threw it into the car and drove off.

Today I zip tied it to the rear towing eye of someone's car who we don't particularly like.
So if you see something winking at you from underneath the rear of a Renault Kangoo give the guy a wave. byebye
rofl
Whoa Whoa Whoa there..... you picked up a bright pink strap-on dildo from the middle of the road???

I honestly can't think of a situation where I would stop my car to pick up a dildo off the road.

demus24

104 posts

147 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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ikarl said:
LordJammy said:
226bhp said:
I recently came across a rather large pink strap-on dildo type thing complete with balls laid in the road, 'Wonder what I can do with that?' I pondered as I threw it into the car and drove off.

Today I zip tied it to the rear towing eye of someone's car who we don't particularly like.
So if you see something winking at you from underneath the rear of a Renault Kangoo give the guy a wave. byebye
rofl
Whoa Whoa Whoa there..... you picked up a bright pink strap-on dildo from the middle of the road???

I honestly can't think of a situation where I would stop my car to pick up a dildo off the road.
That's exactly what I was thinking lol

irocfan

40,577 posts

191 months

Wednesday 10th December 2014
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demus24 said:
ikarl said:
LordJammy said:
226bhp said:
I recently came across a rather large pink strap-on dildo type thing complete with balls laid in the road, 'Wonder what I can do with that?' I pondered as I threw it into the car and drove off.

Today I zip tied it to the rear towing eye of someone's car who we don't particularly like.
So if you see something winking at you from underneath the rear of a Renault Kangoo give the guy a wave. byebye
rofl
Whoa Whoa Whoa there..... you picked up a bright pink strap-on dildo from the middle of the road???

I honestly can't think of a situation where I would stop my car to pick up a dildo off the road.
That's exactly what I was thinking lol
I'm ashamed to admit that I didn't think that until you mentioned it frown

QuantumTokoloshi

4,165 posts

218 months

Thursday 11th December 2014
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5potTurbo said:
QuantumTokoloshi said:
We have an organisational chart up on the wall with small pictures of the various levels of management. I have slowly been replacing the pictures with Darth Vader, Dr evil, the Emperor, Dr Spock etc. Over the last few weeks. Small but very satisfying.

I aim to replace all the pictures over the Christmas period when it is quiet.
Picture proof or it didn't happen! wink
Challenge accepted.


carreauchompeur

17,852 posts

205 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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I've just had a brilliant evil idea.

A while back I borrowed a Super 8 player from a remote site, I needed it in my previous role. I'm now in a different role and don't have time to return it. My old colleagues blatantly do but keep winding me up about it.

Today at work I received a parcel addressed to me, with the fking player in it.

I know the home address of one of these colleagues. It's going to be beautifully wrapped as a parcel from their holiday home location, then gift wrapped inside.

Hahahahaha

226bhp

10,203 posts

129 months

Friday 12th December 2014
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demus24 said:
ikarl said:
LordJammy said:
226bhp said:
I recently came across a rather large pink strap-on dildo type thing complete with balls laid in the road, 'Wonder what I can do with that?' I pondered as I threw it into the car and drove off.

Today I zip tied it to the rear towing eye of someone's car who we don't particularly like.
So if you see something winking at you from underneath the rear of a Renault Kangoo give the guy a wave. byebye
rofl
Whoa Whoa Whoa there..... you picked up a bright pink strap-on dildo from the middle of the road???

I honestly can't think of a situation where I would stop my car to pick up a dildo off the road.
That's exactly what I was thinking lol
It wasn't on a busy dual carriageway trust me, but that is also what I was thinking as I was bundling it into the car and hiding it under a cloth whilst looking nervously around hehe

It was an absolute eye watering beauty I can tell you, I wish I'd got a pic, but probably would have broken a few rules posting it up.
Anyhow, as an update the guys mate immediately borrowed his car and set off into town where he parked up. On his return to the car he thought the exhaust was loose so reached under to check and got the shock of his life when he grasped 'Big Dick'. eek

BorkFactor

7,266 posts

159 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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As usual, I am up before everyone else in my flat today. Decided to cure my boredom by finding an image of a broken screen online, putting it on a USB stick, plugging it into the TV, and leaving it on... This should provide some entertainment when the other two arise!



bandit

Feirny

2,524 posts

148 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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I'be been using my TV-B-Gone to good effect over the christmas shopping period.

pad58

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12,545 posts

182 months

Sunday 14th December 2014
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Feirny said:
I'be been using my TV-B-Gone to good effect over the christmas shopping period.
I have one on my phone.