I did something childish today.
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Just ordered one of these http://www.banggood.com/12V-Electronic-Digital-Mot... which will be fitted to my bosses van when I get the chance, he's quite an angry driver so it won't be too long before he hears it 
JustinF said:
Just ordered one of these http://www.banggood.com/12V-Electronic-Digital-Mot... which will be fitted to my bosses van when I get the chance, he's quite an angry driver so it won't be too long before he hears it
Comes with '18 different charming voice' and 'compelling voice included'!
I was bored in John Lewis's yesterday.
I always look for a salesman flogging a telly to a punter. Then turn it off with my TV Begone, mid patter. Quelle surprise. Did it to the Sony guy and the LG bloke yesterday. Failing that I always wait until a punter is looking at the telly before turning it off.
Did it to a poor couple in Currys recently as they browsed a whole line of tellies.
My wife tells me I'm stupid, but still laughs from a distance.
I think it's brilliant. I'm going to get a pair of long trousers in a few years apparently. Just got to grow up.. Better hurry up, I'm 61 this year, lol.
I always look for a salesman flogging a telly to a punter. Then turn it off with my TV Begone, mid patter. Quelle surprise. Did it to the Sony guy and the LG bloke yesterday. Failing that I always wait until a punter is looking at the telly before turning it off.
Did it to a poor couple in Currys recently as they browsed a whole line of tellies.
My wife tells me I'm stupid, but still laughs from a distance.
I think it's brilliant. I'm going to get a pair of long trousers in a few years apparently. Just got to grow up.. Better hurry up, I'm 61 this year, lol.
Blakeatron said:
Out for a bike ride today, passed a load of walkers who were miserable and moaning at us (we were on a bridleway) so about a mile or so further up I drew a massive gentlemans area complete with twigs for decoration
They probably would have no idea what it was that you had done I'm afraid. Walkers,( not the crisps) in my experience, are have the same mind set than the morons that inhabit the middle lane on motorways.
andygo said:
I was bored in John Lewis's yesterday.
I always look for a salesman flogging a telly to a punter. Then turn it off with my TV Begone, mid patter. Quelle surprise. Did it to the Sony guy and the LG bloke yesterday. Failing that I always wait until a punter is looking at the telly before turning it off.
Did it to a poor couple in Currys recently as they browsed a whole line of tellies.
My wife tells me I'm stupid, but still laughs from a distance.
I think it's brilliant. I'm going to get a pair of long trousers in a few years apparently. Just got to grow up.. Better hurry up, I'm 61 this year, lol.
I'm very glad you never tried that trick with me when I sold TVs, i'm pretty sure the operation to remove your TV-begone from somewhere were the sun doesn't shine wouldn't be too painful...... I always look for a salesman flogging a telly to a punter. Then turn it off with my TV Begone, mid patter. Quelle surprise. Did it to the Sony guy and the LG bloke yesterday. Failing that I always wait until a punter is looking at the telly before turning it off.
Did it to a poor couple in Currys recently as they browsed a whole line of tellies.
My wife tells me I'm stupid, but still laughs from a distance.
I think it's brilliant. I'm going to get a pair of long trousers in a few years apparently. Just got to grow up.. Better hurry up, I'm 61 this year, lol.
andygo said:
I was bored in John Lewis's yesterday.
I always look for a salesman flogging a telly to a punter. Then turn it off with my TV Begone, mid patter. Quelle surprise. Did it to the Sony guy and the LG bloke yesterday. Failing that I always wait until a punter is looking at the telly before turning it off.
Did it to a poor couple in Currys recently as they browsed a whole line of tellies.
My wife tells me I'm stupid, but still laughs from a distance.
I think it's brilliant. I'm going to get a pair of long trousers in a few years apparently. Just got to grow up.. Better hurry up, I'm 61 this year, lol.
Heh! Thats great!I always look for a salesman flogging a telly to a punter. Then turn it off with my TV Begone, mid patter. Quelle surprise. Did it to the Sony guy and the LG bloke yesterday. Failing that I always wait until a punter is looking at the telly before turning it off.
Did it to a poor couple in Currys recently as they browsed a whole line of tellies.
My wife tells me I'm stupid, but still laughs from a distance.
I think it's brilliant. I'm going to get a pair of long trousers in a few years apparently. Just got to grow up.. Better hurry up, I'm 61 this year, lol.
Spanglepants said:
And on that note...
Got out the shower, went downstairs where my youngest lad was lying on the floor.
I did a funny little walk and said to him " cop this" farted and s*** myself so ended up back in the shower about 2 minutes after I got out!
What made them laugh so much was I apparently keep saying all the way back upstairs "It's not fair it's not fair"
I've never heard it called "spangles", before!Got out the shower, went downstairs where my youngest lad was lying on the floor.
I did a funny little walk and said to him " cop this" farted and s*** myself so ended up back in the shower about 2 minutes after I got out!
What made them laugh so much was I apparently keep saying all the way back upstairs "It's not fair it's not fair"
I bought a set of NFC tags to stick around the house for convenience (e.g. connect to bluetooth next to the bath, silent next to my bed, wireless sync next to the PC).
I had a couple spare so I wrote a command to open this site up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ
(safe for work but please mute first)
I've popped them in strategic places - on the turnstiles on the way in to work, on the toilet cubicle doors, and on one of the benches outside. I'm looking forward to spontaneous "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" outbursts tomorrow.
I had a couple spare so I wrote a command to open this site up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ
(safe for work but please mute first)
I've popped them in strategic places - on the turnstiles on the way in to work, on the toilet cubicle doors, and on one of the benches outside. I'm looking forward to spontaneous "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" outbursts tomorrow.
It took about 20 minutes this morning before I heard "you are an idiot!" being blared from somewhere near the toilets. Cause for great amusement, although I took most of the tags down just in case any visitors passed by them.
I've re-deployed the tags on the inside of a few lockers at the gym. I won't be around to see the results but I'm chuckling at the thought of it. I changed the YT link to something NSFW - porn noises.
I've re-deployed the tags on the inside of a few lockers at the gym. I won't be around to see the results but I'm chuckling at the thought of it. I changed the YT link to something NSFW - porn noises.
sebhaque said:
It took about 20 minutes this morning before I heard "you are an idiot!" being blared from somewhere near the toilets. Cause for great amusement, although I took most of the tags down just in case any visitors passed by them.
I've re-deployed the tags on the inside of a few lockers at the gym. I won't be around to see the results but I'm chuckling at the thought of it. I changed the YT link to something NSFW - porn noises.
I simply must acquire some of these. What you did sid was brilliant! I've re-deployed the tags on the inside of a few lockers at the gym. I won't be around to see the results but I'm chuckling at the thought of it. I changed the YT link to something NSFW - porn noises.
I had a look online, and rapidnfc will make up tags and ship them to you. There is a text field for entering text for the tags on their site. My question to you is, do you just enter the desired url, or does more complex code need to be written? Id rather know before ordering obviously.
More questions... The user will be prompted to open the link, it doesn't happen automatically, does it? If you could drop me a PM, that would be great!
sebhaque said:
I bought a set of NFC tags to stick around the house for convenience (e.g. connect to bluetooth next to the bath, silent next to my bed, wireless sync next to the PC).
I had a couple spare so I wrote a command to open this site up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ
(safe for work but please mute first)
I've popped them in strategic places - on the turnstiles on the way in to work, on the toilet cubicle doors, and on one of the benches outside. I'm looking forward to spontaneous "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" outbursts tomorrow.
I don't quite understand this. Is this tag a speaker or similar? How does it play the video?I had a couple spare so I wrote a command to open this site up:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48rz8udZBmQ
(safe for work but please mute first)
I've popped them in strategic places - on the turnstiles on the way in to work, on the toilet cubicle doors, and on one of the benches outside. I'm looking forward to spontaneous "YOU ARE AN IDIOT!" outbursts tomorrow.
And how do you activate it? Just by going near it?
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