I did something childish today.
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RammyMP said:
hondafreek said:
I've always wanted to do a full on pants down wee at a urinal. Never had the stones to do it.
A chap that I used to work with used to go for a 'sit down piss' every now and again to waste a bit of time at work.It's also a good excuse to get a few minute peace playing on the internet.
Mobsta said:
I have had a blind friend, who's phone reads out her text messages to her, out loud on speakerphone.
I met her through my mum. They met at church.
I waited until I knew she would be with a friend today, and sent her a text saying "Reminder to buy 4 DD batteries for vibrator"
fixed that for you... bloody funny though!!I met her through my mum. They met at church.
I waited until I knew she would be with a friend today, and sent her a text saying "Reminder to buy 4 DD batteries for vibrator"
I kind of overheard a colleague mention Charles and Eddie this morning. I work in an open plan office, so it's normal to catch fragments of conversations.
louiebaby: "Did you just mention Charles and Eddie?"
Colleague: "Yep."
louiebaby: "I met them on a train once a few years ago."
Colleague: "Really?"
louiebaby: "Would I lie to you?"
Colleague: [Groan]
louiebaby: [Fist pump] "YES!"
louiebaby: "Did you just mention Charles and Eddie?"
Colleague: "Yep."
louiebaby: "I met them on a train once a few years ago."
Colleague: "Really?"
louiebaby: "Would I lie to you?"
Colleague: [Groan]
louiebaby: [Fist pump] "YES!"
I couldn't resist the old comedy classic yesterday, I'm on holiday in Portugal at the moment and me and the boy were looking around their version of Currys. Paired my phone to a Bluetooth speaker, retired to a safe distance and when a passer by was in range I blasted out a bit of AC/DC. My son, along with one or two passing customers weren't amused, no sense of humour!
RammyMP said:
I couldn't resist the old comedy classic yesterday, I'm on holiday in Portugal at the moment and me and the boy were looking around their version of Currys. Paired my phone to a Bluetooth speaker, retired to a safe distance and when a passer by was in range I blasted out a bit of AC/DC. My son, along with one or two passing customers weren't amused, no sense of humour!
If im on someones wifi and they have a dlna tv I have been known to put something like this on.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xslMvP2qBZY
RammyMP said:
I couldn't resist the old comedy classic yesterday, I'm on holiday in Portugal at the moment and me and the boy were looking around their version of Currys. Paired my phone to a Bluetooth speaker, retired to a safe distance and when a passer by was in range I blasted out a bit of AC/DC. My son, along with one or two passing customers weren't amused, no sense of humour!
I pass through Amsterdam Schipol airport quite often and have had many speakers in th electronics shop paired to my phone,last time I did it the security man was fking livid!! About a month ago when I visited my parents, I borrowed my mum's car to run some errands. I decided to help her by turning the gear lever, the fag lighter cover, her CDs and the minty things she had in the car upside down.
I had to move her car on Sunday to get mine out and I couldn't help laughing at the sight that greeted me. Evidently my upside-downness hadn't gone noticed.
I had to move her car on Sunday to get mine out and I couldn't help laughing at the sight that greeted me. Evidently my upside-downness hadn't gone noticed.
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