I did something childish today.
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richtea78 said:
I think most people have done the washer jet one, certainly all my friends did it when we were younger.
Thinking about it, it would be much harder for some cars now because they seem to like putting the jets in the scuttle panel to reduce clutter on bonnets. I guess another way that progress has removed fun!
Agreed, the mini had this ballbearing type thing which you could turn with a pin.Thinking about it, it would be much harder for some cars now because they seem to like putting the jets in the scuttle panel to reduce clutter on bonnets. I guess another way that progress has removed fun!
Just done the "weekly shop",well not realy.
Went into Morrisons,big trolly needed,filled with the weekly things we all use from all over the store.
My turn at the checkout after putting all my "weekly shop" on the conveyer belt and started to look for my wallet normaly kept in my back pocket....uh oh it's not there,so I pretended I'd forgotten something and ran back down the aisle round the corner and out of the store leaving 3 people waiting for me to return.
Now I don't normaly do things like that,but to save my blushes because I had no way of paying I left the store.
Childish I don't know?
Went into Morrisons,big trolly needed,filled with the weekly things we all use from all over the store.
My turn at the checkout after putting all my "weekly shop" on the conveyer belt and started to look for my wallet normaly kept in my back pocket....uh oh it's not there,so I pretended I'd forgotten something and ran back down the aisle round the corner and out of the store leaving 3 people waiting for me to return.
Now I don't normaly do things like that,but to save my blushes because I had no way of paying I left the store.
Childish I don't know?
Slink said:
I was in the electrical section of john lewis the other day, and was browsing the tablets, and i immediately thought "why not show the next person who uses this what goatse is, or a blue waffle, or meat spin....
needless to say the bloke working in that section was hovering around me and there were too many people.
it was as if the bloke working there thought i was up to something......... me...... never......
I knew about meat spin,but not about the other two and after a quick gool..needless to say the bloke working in that section was hovering around me and there were too many people.
it was as if the bloke working there thought i was up to something......... me...... never......
Mobsta said:
carreauchompeur said:
1. Mr Pies
2. Carreauchompeur
Purely for the massive LOLs involved turning off the waiting room Jeremy Kyle coverage when I go into Magistrates' Court.
If a few more people can add their name to the list as genuine buyers, I'll order a box of ten TV b gones. The iPhone version. delivery is 18 dollars iirc but I'll only charge you 17 2. Carreauchompeur
Purely for the massive LOLs involved turning off the waiting room Jeremy Kyle coverage when I go into Magistrates' Court.
I'll likely end up stuck with a few but I'll happily order the box of ten if ten of you want to buy.
Who else is on the list?
OOps!
Black can man said:
pad58 said:
A Spar 40 ft lorry was trying to reverse into the loading bay very carefully.
At the top of my voice shouted "Wooha"! Sudden braking and hand brake on he leapt out of the cab ,ran to the back of the trailer.
He was twenty feet away from the loading bay.
I walked into the shop
I take it you do not have an HGV license then At the top of my voice shouted "Wooha"! Sudden braking and hand brake on he leapt out of the cab ,ran to the back of the trailer.
He was twenty feet away from the loading bay.
I walked into the shop
yorkieboy said:
pad58 said:
A Spar 40 ft lorry was trying to reverse into the loading bay very carefully.
At the top of my voice shouted "Wooha"! Sudden braking and hand brake on he leapt out of the cab ,ran to the back of the trailer.
He was twenty feet away from the loading bay.
I walked into the shop
As a HGV driver, I don't find that funny at all :/ At the top of my voice shouted "Wooha"! Sudden braking and hand brake on he leapt out of the cab ,ran to the back of the trailer.
He was twenty feet away from the loading bay.
I walked into the shop
yorkieboy said:
pad58 said:
yorkieboy said:
pad58 said:
A Spar 40 ft lorry was trying to reverse into the loading bay very carefully.
At the top of my voice shouted "Wooha"! Sudden braking and hand brake on he leapt out of the cab ,ran to the back of the trailer.
He was twenty feet away from the loading bay.
I walked into the shop
As a HGV driver, I don't find that funny at all :/ At the top of my voice shouted "Wooha"! Sudden braking and hand brake on he leapt out of the cab ,ran to the back of the trailer.
He was twenty feet away from the loading bay.
I walked into the shop
I some how didn't think there would be a child there.
Sorry to hear that.
This was in a Spar (locked loading bay until the driver had just opened the gates) loading bay ,no public access.
I shouted this from 30 yards away.
You as HGV drivers would understand when backing up to a loading bay there is very little chance of joe public being there.
This was in a Spar (locked loading bay until the driver had just opened the gates) loading bay ,no public access.
I shouted this from 30 yards away.
You as HGV drivers would understand when backing up to a loading bay there is very little chance of joe public being there.
GTIR said:
Jayyylo said:
Whilst in uni we went through a phase of setting off rape alarms in our halls. (Obviously not outside as we didn't want to shout wolf). Typical pranks would be taping them to a door and the pull chain to the door frame. I once taped it to the inside of two cupboard doors belonging to the same girl. She screamed when getting her food out then once the commotion had died down the same thing happened when she went to get a saucepan.
They were also randomly threw through open windows after a night out.
One would assume that rapes never happen at UNI then?They were also randomly threw through open windows after a night out.
Justin Cyder said:
In the days before digital cameras, a bunch of us on holiday were waiting for one of our mates to get his act together & come back to the car so we could toddle off for lunch. He'd left his camera in the car so we got the book he was reading off the passenger seat, opened it in the middle & took lots of close ups of our knobs flopped out on the pages.
Naturally we didn't say anything to him, but the phone call two weeks later when he got back from Snappy Snaps was one to remember.
You are lucky you can flop.Naturally we didn't say anything to him, but the phone call two weeks later when he got back from Snappy Snaps was one to remember.
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