I did something childish today.
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Lazygraduate said:
Jonboy_t said:
I have put the finishing touches to a plan in which I steal a workmates car keys and hide in his boot tied and gagged (maybe get down to just my cacks too), then get his keys back onto his desk before he notices. I have a friend in the police who will hopefully be in the station opposite work having just finished his shift when my mate finishes work.
I think you see where this is going to go.
I think you see where this is going to go.
Quite a prank!
Goes home.
Leaves his car on the drive, taking the misuses car on holiday for 2 weeks....
Jaroon said:
Yup got a phone call last week from a woman "Is Steve there?" "No love I think you have the wrong number." she immediately hung up, no appology. So I 1471'ed it and rang her back and asked if "Mary was there?" them immediately hung up. Childish enough for you?
Maybe her name was Mary though?slopes said:
I tend to push a shopping trolley at speed, then push myself up on the bar, thereby rolling along
i was doing that in tescos once.my girfriend told me off for being a big kid (6ft 5 and >15stone)
anyway, we loaded all the shopping into the car and i ran back with the trolley (with her shouting at me not to do it again), of course i did it again, forgetting that the trolley was now empty. it flipped up, i was scraped along the tarmac and the trolley crashed down on top of me (upside down).
when i got back to the car i told my OH what happened- she burst out laughing thinking i was making it up- then i showed her my ripped jeans, bleeding knee and my palms with half of tescos car park still in them, dripping blood.
/lesson learnt
bmthnick1981 said:
Jaroon said:
Yup got a phone call last week from a woman "Is Steve there?" "No love I think you have the wrong number." she immediately hung up, no appology. So I 1471'ed it and rang her back and asked if "Mary was there?" them immediately hung up. Childish enough for you?
Maybe her name was Mary though?"has anyone ever even been as far as decided to do look more like?"
to which he gets a "wtf" reply usually....
or he will string them along for a bit, saying plans have changed and they will now meet at "insert place here" at "insert time here" on "insert date here" instead of their previous arrangements.
I put a whiteboard up behind my desk and put a sign saying "Today (name removed) was XX hours late" along with a graph to display her lateness pictorially. This was done just after having a meeting with my boss to discuss 'professionalism' and my promotion, which has probably been postponed, again.
Just thought of one I did a long time back...I helped a mate empty out a flat that he had rented from the council so that he could move in. We attempted to move a wardrobe but it was incredibly heavy. We opened it up to find (and I promise, this isn't made up!) hundreds of lad mags, stacked up in this wardrobe. The plan was to either burn the mags, or masturbate furiously over them...In ways, I chose the latter.
So there I was, with a good 50 or so copies of these mags...I knew what I had to do - Sabotage! I would sneak them in to a friends workshop, and hide them around various places toolboxes, cars, toilets, etc. I even managed to plaster a huge poster of a lady in a questionable pose to the back of his transit - He did say he was wondering why people were pointing.
The topper however was when a very snobbish lady (Fur coat an'all) came in to pay for her car repairs. My buddy goes down to the invoice drawer, only to be greeted to more magazines...I could hear the lady shouting from miles away!
So there I was, with a good 50 or so copies of these mags...I knew what I had to do - Sabotage! I would sneak them in to a friends workshop, and hide them around various places toolboxes, cars, toilets, etc. I even managed to plaster a huge poster of a lady in a questionable pose to the back of his transit - He did say he was wondering why people were pointing.
The topper however was when a very snobbish lady (Fur coat an'all) came in to pay for her car repairs. My buddy goes down to the invoice drawer, only to be greeted to more magazines...I could hear the lady shouting from miles away!
djfaulkner said:
Yup - Got in the lift on the 6th floor with some other people, get out at 5th.
And farted inbetween.
Funny you mention that. Had to walk to the shops today and was behind a total stunner. It was hypnotic. For some reason I shot out and overtook her and farted just in front of her. Not loud. Just a normal vanilla flavoured chuff. I have no reason as to why I did this. And farted inbetween.
I put a picture of my manager posing for our company website as the pharmacy desktop background. Next day I get a call and told off
Another time I put a security tag under my colleges fleece. As he finished his shift he went through the main entrence and the store alarm went off. The security guard made him go through the scanners 7 times and made him practically strip while the store was at a stand still and everyone watching
Another time I put a security tag under my colleges fleece. As he finished his shift he went through the main entrence and the store alarm went off. The security guard made him go through the scanners 7 times and made him practically strip while the store was at a stand still and everyone watching
Many years ago when I worked in a retail store (and the manager was out) I found out it was possible to dial the store tannoy system from the external phone number, as it was just a phone extension like all regular phones. Cue hilarity when I'd stand outside in the carpark, dial the tannoy and fart loudly into my mobile, broadcasting it over the shop at sleepy shoppers on a saturday morning
Not today, but in my 'yoof'....
Being well into my Hifi, I got my hands on a CD containing a frequency sweep, from about 10 to 20000Hz.
So, after copying it onto an old cassette, me and a mate proceeded to Comet (RIP) found a decent Stereo, popped cassette it, set the volume and all equalisers to Max and pressed play......
After getting well out of the way to the other side of the shop, the look on everyone's face as this sweep went from a low inaudible rumble, with shelves vibrating like mad, up to an ear piercing screech, with people trying to find the source was so, so funny! Very childish, but totally worth it!!
Being well into my Hifi, I got my hands on a CD containing a frequency sweep, from about 10 to 20000Hz.
So, after copying it onto an old cassette, me and a mate proceeded to Comet (RIP) found a decent Stereo, popped cassette it, set the volume and all equalisers to Max and pressed play......
After getting well out of the way to the other side of the shop, the look on everyone's face as this sweep went from a low inaudible rumble, with shelves vibrating like mad, up to an ear piercing screech, with people trying to find the source was so, so funny! Very childish, but totally worth it!!
A few years ago was bored in toy shop with OH looking for something for her nephew and I came across suicide elmos.
Might have done something similar to this to the row and walked away as they started hurling themselves off the shelves...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INVxODqDucw
I thought it was funny, OH disagreed.
Might have done something similar to this to the row and walked away as they started hurling themselves off the shelves...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INVxODqDucw
I thought it was funny, OH disagreed.
A couple of us are plotting a prank.
My mate has zero sense of smell (bike accident involving his head)...anyway, our plan is to empty the contents of stink bombs into his aftershave and shower gel. I'm normally I bit more grown up than this but if it wasn't for the fact he's very very vein it needs doing.
My mate has zero sense of smell (bike accident involving his head)...anyway, our plan is to empty the contents of stink bombs into his aftershave and shower gel. I'm normally I bit more grown up than this but if it wasn't for the fact he's very very vein it needs doing.
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