I did something childish today.

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Mobsta said:

hat linked to this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_profil...

We often hear about coffee keyboard moments on PH.

At 3.35, I turned away from the computer, and sprayed a significant amount of my drink all over my carpet.
My nose is burning, eyes watering, coughed and spluttered for a good half minute

Dizzle Dazzle with a Frog Sack

I have composted myself now. Ahem...

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Mobsta said:

Tesco. 5 minute conversation with TV sales person who approached me.
Kept iPhone(TVBGONE) in hand, switched tellys off as fast as he could turn them on to show me.

"must be a loose cable?" - "this is so annoying" he said

I definitely do have a very small mind, as ive not grown out of this toy yet

See guys a mentor .

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Walking the dog this morning I said to Mrs "Didn't you see that?"
She said "what?"
"obviously not, else you would'nt stepped in it."
Now I wouldn't let this go ,so when we went shopping she made a list so I put in big letters DOG st REMOVER .
She's scrubbing the carpets as I type.

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Two visits to the local currys for TVgone yesterday (snigger)
Then waiting for my Chinese a quick double wammie in the 15 min wait for food.
Love this little thing.

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I just mentioned on Home/DIY thread that I'd been busy in the garden again.

My neighbour has been doing the same, but couldn't do the weeds as she saw me squirting weed killer over my weeds.
I was just coming to the last of the spray when she piped up if I could do hers, Oh I thought none left....I nipped into the house ,opened the spray bottle an put in some babybio then filled up to half way with water.

Of I go to spray her patio weeds with my mixture, after I'd finished I handed her the rest. "There you go keep this for the weeds next time".


That's not cruel is it?

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james_tigerwoods said:

No hot sauce I wonder if it's been quarantined - will keep an eye out tomorrow

Might have something to do with Mobstas address writting ablities methinks.

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james_tigerwoods said:

Mobsta - It's arrived. Although I wonder if the childish thing here was the lack of postage

Absolute quality from the Mobsta.

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real4star said:

Morrisons in Strood sell the old fashioned mousetraps... I find it increasingly difficult to walk past the shelf without setting a few

But what you have to think of is the children, if there high up ,fair game but you know what kids are like ,they touch everything.

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Greg_D said:

pad58 said:

real4star said:

Morrisons in Strood sell the old fashioned mousetraps... I find it increasingly difficult to walk past the shelf without setting a few

But what you have to think of is the children, if there high up ,fair game but you know what kids are like ,they touch everything.

*****Who'll think of the children*****
I'd Consider it a training aid. "look, daddy told you not to grab everything, now look what's happened"

Yes i'm sure ,TBH if I had small children I wouldn't want them to have broken fingers , because someone had left a mousetrap primed.
Little fingers are very delicate you know.

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real4star said:

Like I said... I resist the urge

However having moved from a quiet boatyard in the countryside to a street full of families (through necessity not choice), my patience and tolerance of the noisier bds is beginning to wear thin

I wasn't having a go at anyone ,just putting an after thought really.

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irocfan said:

not me obviously but I suspect that this is worthy of this thread...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=1391925204353...

Quality dog control.

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I just mentioned on Home/DIY thread that I'd been busy in the garden again.

My neighbour has been doing the same, but couldn't do the weeds as she saw me squirting weed killer over my weeds.
I was just coming to the last of the spray when she piped up if I could do hers, Oh I thought none left....I nipped into the house ,opened the spray bottle an put in some babybio then filled up to half way with water.

Of I go to spray her patio weeds with my mixture, after I'd finished I handed her the rest. "There you go keep this for the weeds next time".


That's not cruel is it?

An update:- I came back from walking the dog this morning an my neighbour was busy killing the weeds with my special mix weed killer.
I told her to use plenty as it has been in my shed for over a year and maybe a tad week.

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RosscoPCole said:

I did not think it would get this reaction!

I cannot really make lots of them because of the small set up I have at work. Also I used leftovers to make this sign. The boss would not be impressed if I set up a sideline due to the nature of my work.

You have to realise this thread is full of "The childish" so your bound to get a response like this.

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When to the dentist today, lots of cleaning then time for a swill.
Mouthful of water stuff, whooshed around my mouth, aimed for the little sink ......missed, all over the dental nurse and floor.

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Mobsta said:

I did nothing childish today

I sat on a patch of gravel and threw meal worms to chickens whilst ruminating upon the ridicularity of life. I did communicate my sorrows, angst and pain to them, but they were more interested in the meal worms. Must try harder.

I know what you mean ,the deed has to be from within, while keeping a straight face.

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I'm not alone.

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In the slaughter house I work in, the testacies that are taken form the male sheep have to be looked over by our team of experts before there sold on.
The little lad that brought them to us in a big tray so I had to call one of the team to examine them.
I shouted to the polish girl "bkS" and pointed to the little lad.
Bless him.

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Mobsta said:

I saw a big cock and balls pointing towards me on the weekend. Then another one, 15 foot down the road. One had a bit of dribble coming out. They were purposely squirted onto the pavement, from a water bottle, I thought. And would evaporate quickly I presumed. Water or coke or similar.

A few days later, they are both still there.
So, a small thumbs up to whoever made them.
I chuckle, like a person who is chuckling, when I see them.

I tried to do one in the snow once but ran out of wee.

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Mobsta said:

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Mobsta said:

I saw a big cock and balls pointing towards me on the weekend. Then another one, 15 foot down the road. One had a bit of dribble coming out. They were purposely squirted onto the pavement, from a water bottle, I thought. And would evaporate quickly I presumed. Water or coke or similar.

A few days later, they are both still there.
So, a small thumbs up to whoever made them.
I chuckle, like a person who is chuckling, when I see them.

I tried to do one in the snow once but ran out of wee.

If your implement was sufficiently pendulent, you could have swooshed it around whilst constructing the diagram and have it finished in 4 seconds.

Trouble is that as you get older it tends to come out in spurts, not the best artist brush I guess

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Hot weather seems to bring childishness out.
Childishness matters