I did something childish today.
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My son told me of a Christmas one.
Him and his mates all out for the Christmas piss up and there is always one the gets more spaz than everyone else.
Three in the morning, those who haven't met a naughty girl to spend the night with have gone back to this guys flat to play on these Xbox thingy.
The spaz decides to crash out across the settee not letting anyone play the Xbox, so a punishment they shaved everything, from eyebrows to his pubic hair.
There are pics , but of course I can't put them up here.
He looks funny with no eyebrows and no longer his pride and joy goatee.
Him and his mates all out for the Christmas piss up and there is always one the gets more spaz than everyone else.
Three in the morning, those who haven't met a naughty girl to spend the night with have gone back to this guys flat to play on these Xbox thingy.
The spaz decides to crash out across the settee not letting anyone play the Xbox, so a punishment they shaved everything, from eyebrows to his pubic hair.
There are pics , but of course I can't put them up here.
He looks funny with no eyebrows and no longer his pride and joy goatee.
And there another one here.
I decided to cut my toe nails this morning in the kitchen, as the clipping commenced they where flying everywhere ..ping one hit the dogs bowl , clip and ping one went into my wife half drunk coffee, so as she was upstairs and didn't see it go in I left it there.
When she came down I made a quick retreat to the bathroom, only to hear the f'ing and blinding going on downstairs.
Took me ages to get in her good books again.
I decided to cut my toe nails this morning in the kitchen, as the clipping commenced they where flying everywhere ..ping one hit the dogs bowl , clip and ping one went into my wife half drunk coffee, so as she was upstairs and didn't see it go in I left it there.
When she came down I made a quick retreat to the bathroom, only to hear the f'ing and blinding going on downstairs.
Took me ages to get in her good books again.
gtidriver said:
Marvgti, I've got some bad news for you. The b
ds at Ikea have removed the wind-up egg timers and swapped them for digital ones that do not come with batteries, they take aaa if interested..bhs and the range still have wind-ups though.
Just to add ,could you take a vid on you phone of your dirty deed and post?ds at Ikea have removed the wind-up egg timers and swapped them for digital ones that do not come with batteries, they take aaa if interested..bhs and the range still have wind-ups though.Took the dog for a walk this evening and she pooped on the path in the forest which is unusual for her as she normally goes in the bushes.
So being a good dog owner I put a doggie do bag on my hand and picked it up, tied it in a knot and threw it in the bushes.
Her ears prick up and of she goes into the bushes and brings out the dog poo bag back to me, tried it again and she still returned with it.
Wha???
So being a good dog owner I put a doggie do bag on my hand and picked it up, tied it in a knot and threw it in the bushes.
Her ears prick up and of she goes into the bushes and brings out the dog poo bag back to me, tried it again and she still returned with it.
Wha???
illmonkey said:
Grandpad58 said:
Took the dog for a walk this evening and she pooped on the path in the forest which is unusual for her as she normally goes in the bushes.
So being a good dog owner I put a doggie do bag on my hand and picked it up, tied it in a knot and threw it in the bushes.
Her ears prick up and of she goes into the bushes and brings out the dog poo bag back to me, tried it again and she still returned with it.
Wha???
Maybe because you're meant to put it in a bin, not throw it in to bushes. Disgusting.So being a good dog owner I put a doggie do bag on my hand and picked it up, tied it in a knot and threw it in the bushes.
Her ears prick up and of she goes into the bushes and brings out the dog poo bag back to me, tried it again and she still returned with it.
Wha???
Gizmoish said:
Grandpad58 said:
No bins in a forest ,I guess I could have put it in my pocket to keep my hands warm.
Chuck it in a ditch/other shallow hole and kick some other soil over it.
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