Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
Discussion
During a lady's medical examination, the doctor says:- "Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine.
Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble."
The lady starts taking off her underwear but is interrupted by the doctor.
"No! No! Don't remove your clothes... Just stick out your tongue!"
Fishtigua said:
1st Brummie: - "Have yow seen The Voice?"
2nd Brummie: - "Course I 'ave, it's on the bench in me shed next to me woodworking tools.
Bostin' ar kid.
Sorry to be picky but Im sure that not how a Brummie pronounces "Vice". Or was it supposed to be a different word?2nd Brummie: - "Course I 'ave, it's on the bench in me shed next to me woodworking tools.
Bostin' ar kid.
Should be a farmer in that joke surely?
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