Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
Discussion
dave stew said:
Agoogy said:
LordGrover said:
Erm... I don't get any connection between thatcher and saville... ?
she mated with him and produced Carol...Walt Disney's new film called "Jet Black" (the non racist version of "Snow White") has been put on hold. All of the 7 dwarfs : Dealer, Stealer, Mugger, Car Jack, Drive By, Pimp and MoFo, have refused to sing "Hi Hoe". They also say they have no f**king intention of "Going off to work”.
A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, f**k off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, f**k off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
Agoogy said:
dave stew said:
Agoogy said:
LordGrover said:
Erm... I don't get any connection between thatcher and saville... ?
she mated with him and produced Carol...
Justin Cyder said:
A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, f**k off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, f**k off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
Dilligaf10 said:
Rolf Harris is re-releasing some of his old hits as a segue.
The first release wil be "Tie me two little boys down sport"
i wonder if whilst he was "alledgedly" fidddling he said "it started off, small, and its getting bigger - can you guess what it is yet?"The first release wil be "Tie me two little boys down sport"
no wonder though where he got that hum-hidddie-hum face from....
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