Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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Nom de ploom said:
Dilligaf10 said:
Rolf Harris is re-releasing some of his old hits as a segue.
The first release wil be "Tie me two little boys down sport"
i wonder if whilst he was "alledgedly" fidddling he said "it started off, small, and its getting bigger - can you guess what it is yet?"The first release wil be "Tie me two little boys down sport"
no wonder though where he got that hum-hidddie-hum face from....
Justin Cyder said:
A woman is standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get the nerve to jump off.
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, f**k off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
A passing tramp stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself, if you don't mind, could we have sex please?" The woman says, "No, f**k off." The tramp turns to leave and replies, "Fine, I'll just go and wait at the bottom."
FUBAR said:
It seems that William Shatner was thinking of jumping on the bandwagon of loads of other aging celebs and bringing out a lingerie range.
However the plans were pulled when it was decided that Shatner Knickers may not be the best idea ever thought up.
However the plans were pulled when it was decided that Shatner Knickers may not be the best idea ever thought up.
Stolen for Sickipedia.
im said:
FUBAR said:
It seems that William Shatner was thinking of jumping on the bandwagon of loads of other aging celebs and bringing out a lingerie range.
However the plans were pulled when it was decided that Shatner Knickers may not be the best idea ever thought up.
However the plans were pulled when it was decided that Shatner Knickers may not be the best idea ever thought up.
Stolen for Sickipedia.
A young couple, on the brink of divorce, visits a marriage counsellor.
The counselor asks the wife, "What's the problem?"
She says, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"
The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."
The counselor asks the wife, "What's the problem?"
She says, "My husband suffers from premature ejaculation."
The counselor turns to her husband and inquires, "Is that true?"
The husband replies, "Well not exactly, she's the one that suffers, not me."
A husband emerged from the bathroom clearly aroused and naked.
As he leapt into bed his wife complained, as usual,
"I've a headache!"
"Perfect!" her husband exclaimed. "I was just in the
bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
As he leapt into bed his wife complained, as usual,
"I've a headache!"
"Perfect!" her husband exclaimed. "I was just in the
bathroom powdering my penis with crushed aspirin.
You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
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