Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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blindswelledrat said:
LeeThr said:
I think I got a bit rough with my new girlfriend last night, I gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out of the window.
Are you 3? Did you really just post a joke about a fart making someone fly?gog440 said:
blindswelledrat said:
LeeThr said:
I think I got a bit rough with my new girlfriend last night, I gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out of the window.
Are you 3? Did you really just post a joke about a fart making someone fly?Dilligaf10 said:
Nom de ploom said:
Dilligaf10 said:
Rolf Harris is re-releasing some of his old hits as a segue.
The first release wil be "Tie me two little boys down sport"
i wonder if whilst he was "alledgedly" fidddling he said "it started off, small, and its getting bigger - can you guess what it is yet?"The first release wil be "Tie me two little boys down sport"
no wonder though where he got that hum-hidddie-hum face from....
gog440 said:
blindswelledrat said:
LeeThr said:
I think I got a bit rough with my new girlfriend last night, I gave her a love bite and she farted and flew out of the window.
Are you 3? Did you really just post a joke about a fart making someone fly? Scots M.C.
If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).
In a bid to discourage Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Lib.Dems have now begun a campaign with the slogan:
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They feel the Scottish people can relate to this, particularly those of Glaswegian origins !!
If Scotland gains its independence after the forthcoming referendum, the remainder of the United Kingdom will be known as the Former United Kingdom (F.U.K.).
In a bid to discourage Scots from voting 'Yes' in the referendum, Lib.Dems have now begun a campaign with the slogan:
"Please Vote No For FUK's Sake!"
They feel the Scottish people can relate to this, particularly those of Glaswegian origins !!
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