Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
Discussion
Asterix said:
crmcatee said:
s p a c e m a n said:
I've reported that as I find it offensive making jokes about young dead women and the disabled
I've reported that as I'm offended that you're offended.Anyway - A not known gender/race/sexual orientation person walks, or uses their wheelchair, uses crutches, is wheeled in by a not known gender/race/sexual orientation care worker to a place - could be a pub but could also be a smoothie bar where no alcoholic drinks are served...
Give up.
cjb1 said:
Asterix said:
crmcatee said:
s p a c e m a n said:
I've reported that as I find it offensive making jokes about young dead women and the disabled
I've reported that as I'm offended that you're offended.Anyway - A not known gender/race/sexual orientation person walks, or uses their wheelchair, uses crutches, is wheeled in by a not known gender/race/sexual orientation care worker to a place - could be a pub but could also be a smoothie bar where no alcoholic drinks are served...
Give up.
FFS.
LordHaveMurci said:
cjb1 said:
Asterix said:
crmcatee said:
s p a c e m a n said:
I've reported that as I find it offensive making jokes about young dead women and the disabled
I've reported that as I'm offended that you're offended.Anyway - A not known gender/race/sexual orientation person walks, or uses their wheelchair, uses crutches, is wheeled in by a not known gender/race/sexual orientation care worker to a place - could be a pub but could also be a smoothie bar where no alcoholic drinks are served...
Give up.
FFS.
cjb1 said:
Asterix said:
crmcatee said:
s p a c e m a n said:
I've reported that as I find it offensive making jokes about young dead women and the disabled
I've reported that as I'm offended that you're offended.Anyway - A not known gender/race/sexual orientation person walks, or uses their wheelchair, uses crutches, is wheeled in by a not known gender/race/sexual orientation care worker to a place - could be a pub but could also be a smoothie bar where no alcoholic drinks are served...
Give up.
HA51EMT said:
cjb1 said:
Asterix said:
crmcatee said:
s p a c e m a n said:
I've reported that as I find it offensive making jokes about young dead women and the disabled
I've reported that as I'm offended that you're offended.Anyway - A not known gender/race/sexual orientation person walks, or uses their wheelchair, uses crutches, is wheeled in by a not known gender/race/sexual orientation care worker to a place - could be a pub but could also be a smoothie bar where no alcoholic drinks are served...
Give up.
A woman goes to an accountant to file her tax return.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions."
He gets her name, address, tax file number, etc. And then asks, "What's your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl".
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm an elite chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a prostitute?"
"Well, I raised 650 cocks last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is."
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