Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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No no no - not family photo. Is very sad. No potatoes. No country. No plane, ferry or other way home. Much sadness.
Only darkness in my soul.
One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
Only darkness in my soul.
One day, hear knock on door.
Man ask "Who is?"
"Is potato man, I come around to give free potato"
Man is very excite and opens door.
Is not potato man, is secret police.
Vaud said:
Perhaps we need to revert to potatoes as safe ground for jokes?
Potato went on journey to a certain country. Is very sad. Reasons not clear, but will be sanctions on me if I tell you how potato died, or where he was when it happened. Is tragic.
God dammit, you're a comedy genius, really don't know what to say...huzzah.Potato went on journey to a certain country. Is very sad. Reasons not clear, but will be sanctions on me if I tell you how potato died, or where he was when it happened. Is tragic.
Vipers said:
It's getting bad, over 36 hours and no,posts. Here we go :-
A million flies can't be wrong. Eat s
t.
Remember the old Beans ad, A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say beans mean Heinz.
Same line cept last bit is "Beans mean fart fart fart.
Rapidly losing the will to live, I am... A million flies can't be wrong. Eat s
t.Remember the old Beans ad, A million housewives every day pick up a tin of beans and say beans mean Heinz.
Same line cept last bit is "Beans mean fart fart fart.
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