Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)

[VladD]

Jonboy_t said:

Kenty said:

It's the last time I'll hear Brazilian and think close shave!

The most embarrassing semi since me and my dad went to see broke back mountain together.

[LordGrover]

Jonboy_t said:

Kenty said:

It's the last time I'll hear Brazilian and think close shave!

The most embarrassing semi since me and my dad went to see broke back mountain together.

My father and I...

[VladD]

LordGrover said:

Jonboy_t said:

Kenty said:

It's the last time I'll hear Brazilian and think close shave!

The most embarrassing semi since me and my dad went to see broke back mountain together.

My father and I...

You as well? How often has this happened?

[StevieBee]

I'm going to call my Wife Brazil from now on. She kicks off every five minutes too.

[chibbard]

I've heard that Brazil have banned people from drinking 7UP....

[Monkey boy 1]

I felt sorry for Julio Cesar last night,
The last time I saw a Brazilian facing that many shots he was jumping the barrier at Stockwell

[KareemK]

Sickipedia is getting seriously pillaged today!

[FredClogs]

The last time I saw that many weeping Brazilians...

Do your own punchlines you filthy tittermongers...

[JMDWestley]

What's the worst thing about being a test tube baby?

You know for sure your dad is a wker.

[K12beano]

I was going to test out a joke about today's stage in the Tour de France.


Went something like...

The Kenyan hit the deck twice. Boom Boom.

[campionissimo]

^^^ Groan.

I guess when he abandoned the tour, he was swept up by the Froome Wagon.

[K12beano]

Boom Boom!

(It's all double-Dutch to me...)

[K12beano]

The Lars time I tried that one, it blew up in my face - Boom!

[NoNeed]

Not only does oscar pistorius have a better defence than Brazil he also had more shots on target......

[mattyn1]

NoNeed said:

Not only does oscar pistorius have a better defence than Brazil he also had more shots on target......

I tittered at this!

[Pixelpeep]

mattyn1 said:

NoNeed said:

Not only does oscar pistorius have a better defence than Brazil he also had more shots on target......

I tittered at this!

Shots on target? There's got to be a humorous link between their crushing defeat and the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes

[northwest monkey]

Pixelpeep said:

Shots on target? There's got to be a humorous link between their crushing defeat and the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes

There was one on the previous page!

[Pixelpeep]

northwest monkey said:

Pixelpeep said:

Shots on target? There's got to be a humorous link between their crushing defeat and the shooting of Jean Charles de Menezes

There was one on the previous page!

Monkey boy 1 said:

I felt sorry for Julio Cesar last night,
The last time I saw a Brazilian facing that many shots he was jumping the barrier at Stockwell

Yes there was.

[109er]

It won't start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOE_J9DZq4o

[wilfandrowlf]

109er said:

It won't start

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOE_J9DZq4o

Brilliant