Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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jbudgie said:
Muntu said:
While I was driving to work on Friday, I ran into the car in front
When the driver got out I saw he was a midget, he looked at the damage and said "I'm not happy!"
I replied "well which one are you then?"
You've just posted that for a bet haven't you ?When the driver got out I saw he was a midget, he looked at the damage and said "I'm not happy!"
I replied "well which one are you then?"
Muntu said:
jbudgie said:
Muntu said:
While I was driving to work on Friday, I ran into the car in front
When the driver got out I saw he was a midget, he looked at the damage and said "I'm not happy!"
I replied "well which one are you then?"
You've just posted that for a bet haven't you ?When the driver got out I saw he was a midget, he looked at the damage and said "I'm not happy!"
I replied "well which one are you then?"
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
"Where the fk have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you," I said. "This isn't our house anymore."
"Where the fk have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you," I said. "This isn't our house anymore."
Muntu said:
I came home from the pub four hours late last night.
"Where the fk have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you," I said. "This isn't our house anymore."
"Where the fk have you been?" screamed my wife.
I said, "I've been playing poker with some blokes."
"Playing poker with some blokes?" she repeated. "Well, you can pack your bags and go!"
"So can you," I said. "This isn't our house anymore."
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