Sean Connery Joke Thread (Vol 7)
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My wife woke me up this morning and said, "Your alarm is going off."
"fk it," I mumbled, "I'll get up in 10 minutes."
"That's not a very good idea, is it?" she said, "Your alarm is set for a reason."
"Okay," I shouted, "I'm getting up now!"
"Too late," she replied, looking out of the window, "Your car has just been stolen."
"fk it," I mumbled, "I'll get up in 10 minutes."
"That's not a very good idea, is it?" she said, "Your alarm is set for a reason."
"Okay," I shouted, "I'm getting up now!"
"Too late," she replied, looking out of the window, "Your car has just been stolen."
Vipers said:
Geordie is at the Queens garden party, when Liz comes up to him with a plate in each hand and says-
"Do you want a cake or meringue?"
Geordie says "Your reet ma'am , I'll have a cake"
(If the penny doesn't drop, try it in a Geordie accent)
Much better in a Scottish accent. It should go (looking at cakes in the bakers window) 'Is that a cake or a meringue'? Naw, you're right enough, it's a cake". "Do you want a cake or meringue?"
Geordie says "Your reet ma'am , I'll have a cake"
(If the penny doesn't drop, try it in a Geordie accent)
MadOne said:
Vipers said:
Geordie is at the Queens garden party, when Liz comes up to him with a plate in each hand and says-
"Do you want a cake or meringue?"
Geordie says "Your reet ma'am , I'll have a cake"
(If the penny doesn't drop, try it in a Geordie accent)
Much better in a Scottish accent. It should go (looking at cakes in the bakers window) 'Is that a cake or a meringue'? Naw, you're right enough, it's a cake". "Do you want a cake or meringue?"
Geordie says "Your reet ma'am , I'll have a cake"
(If the penny doesn't drop, try it in a Geordie accent)
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